the wit & wisdom of mr snrub

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"A surefire theory of blogs in honor of Mr. Snrub!"

i think mermaids are real (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 4 April 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

now they might be my favorite hip hop tracks of the year.

all three days of it?

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, January 3, 2009 3:46 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you just got Snrubbed

― aggy new year (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, January 3, 2009 6:34 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Who the hell is the Animal Collective?

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 3:29 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

scott seward, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link

lololol classic. i played the "who???" joke when my roomie mentioned going to see animal collective last week, but i was only joking. mr snrub is probably being sincere and that is AWESOME.

ian, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

There's like fifty Beach Boys songs worse than Student Demonstration Time!!

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 00:09 (2 hours ago)

sleeve, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

What a piece of shit. Compilation albums are the fucking worst. All the great Nirvana songs to choose from... AND THEY PICKED "VERSE CHORUS VERSE"!?!?!?

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, October 29, 2004 2:14 PM Bookmark

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

that's a good song

what a delightfully quirky new voice! (bug), Friday, 3 July 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

is that the 'you will make him happy' one? that slays....

something something nuclear war (stevie), Friday, 3 July 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

lady gaga gets a free pass from hipsters and britney spears doesn't because "poker face" and "just dance" are much much better songs (and better suited for the dancefloor, which is key) than fucking "hit me baby one more time" which is music for ten-year-olds.

plus, lady gaga sings about fucking all the time!! (even if she's really really ugly in real life)

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, August 7, 2009 9:30 PM (Yesterday)

we make rub' dongs from 4" to 6" (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 August 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

on a board where everyone else has fallen off snrub keeps bringin it day after day

max, Saturday, 8 August 2009 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link

that lady gaga thread is a trainwreck in the biggest way

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 8 August 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lazy bastards. I'm sick and fucking tired of everybody taking five years to make a new album. Is it really that fucking hard to make fifty minutes of listenable music??

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 01:02 (13 minutes ago)

snrub on massive attack (<3)

badg, Friday, 28 August 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

fair question

king boy pamito (electricsound), Friday, 28 August 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I am sad that this show was not mentioned much in the "Best TV shows of the '00s" thread.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, September 20, 2009 9:27 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You mentioned it ten times.

― jaymc, Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:28 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

il miglior Fabio (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

now they might be my favorite hip hop tracks of the year.

all three days of it?

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, January 3, 2009 3:46 PM (4 months ago)

you just got Snrubbed

― aggy new year (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, January 3, 2009 6:34 PM (4 months ago)

this totally kills me every time

surge gainsbourg protector (haitch), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

oh, mr snrub. years and years later, you are always there to give us the predictably smugly awful answer. sometimes you are are even right. tell us more about you.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, January 21, 2007 3:38 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link

If I think Miley Cyrus is hot, does that make me a pedophile?

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, November 26, 2009 9:09 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#State_laws

It looks like you're legally free to make a move anywhere except Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, or Wyoming.
Good luck, Snrub.
Go get 'er, Snrub.

I think she's kind of a dog.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, November 27, 2009 11:18 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

mr. snrub you are a motherfucking idiot. with every post you make i believe this more and more.
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, January 4, 2005 4:01 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

nobody fucking liked Arcade Fire in the first place!! Except for that idiot at Pitchfork of course. Sure, people may have "tried to get into it," but that was it. Same goes for Hercules and Love Affair and the Junior Boys.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 9:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

companion piece:

speaking of "roses," where are all y'all who once supported THE LOVE BELOW?

― cupcake 24/7 (Tape Store), Wednesday, April 14, 2010 1:12 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Still supportin'.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 7:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

iatee, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

from upthread:

The problem with the Internet is that it gives everyone the illusion that they have something interesting to contribute to the world, when in reality something like 99% of the people out there have absolutely nothing interesting to contribute to the world.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 7:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― sleeve, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 9:12 PM (1 year ago)

ksh, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Mistersnrub 03/22/10

Invite a friend to comment

This schlub is a glorified copywriter masquerading as a tough, national security policy expert. He probably has a small you know what.

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k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 July 2010 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

its probably not an uncommon username

max, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

OK I'm only halfway through my first listen to "Ante Up" and already it's got to be one of the most annoying songs I've ever heard in my life.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, October 17, 2010 10:27 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

underrated bobos I have honked (some dude), Sunday, 17 October 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

wait til he gets to the second half

am0n, Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

is he listening to the OG or the Busta/Remy vers?

Mary Lynn Ice Cube (sic), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Nof quite "embarrassingly basic", but: Whoever says CSS is easier to use than table-based HTML needs to be raped until they die.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, January 15, 2011 6:58 PM

am0n, Monday, 17 January 2011 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Mr. Tsipar

am0n, Monday, 17 January 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont know if they "need" to get raped until they die

max, Monday, 17 January 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

yrutdmv

From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 January 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty inspiring that snrub is still up and at em imo

i guess you are the fattest and the ugliest (Matt P), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

inspires me to sb him

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

TV On The Radio - Return To Cookie Mountain
Against Me! - New Wave
TV On The Radio - Dear Science
Animal Collective – Merriweather Post Pavillion
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Fucked Up - David Comes To Life
Frank Ocean – Channel Orange

^^^ I've never heard any of these. Are any of them any good?

The 2000s list looks so different from the 90s one.

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, October 17, 2013 3:07 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#SnrubLife

― J0rdan S., Thursday, October 17, 2013 3:12 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wolff@Inquisitr.com (Matt P), Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

US #3 Hits (1998 and 1999)

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:30 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

What... the... fuck...

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 2:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link

I don't know where else to ask this but is that "l0u1s jagg3r" and if not is l0u1s jagg3r a real poster and what is he notorious for. I read ILX a lot but I feel like I'm being punked whenever I hear him referenced? I would ask on the main board but I don't want to cause a dust up. Thanks in advance
― A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:52 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

everything old is new again

mark s, Friday, 10 March 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link

I don't know where else to ask this but is that "l0u1s jagg3r" and if not is l0u1s jagg3r a real poster and what is he notorious for. I read ILX a lot but I feel like I'm being punked whenever I hear him referenced? I would ask on the main board but I don't want to cause a dust up. Thanks in advance
― A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:52 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:10 (seven years ago) link

hi deems, it's quiet down here isn't it

mark s, Friday, 10 March 2017 23:12 (seven years ago) link

I have faith, quietly. The leaves are turning in their own time.

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:13 (seven years ago) link

Sparklecock's post will never not reduce me to tears of laughter.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 10 March 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

there it is

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link

six years pass...

snrub life across the belly
I prove you lost already

mh, Friday, 1 September 2023 23:38 (seven months ago) link

five months pass...

What in God’s name do you people hear in this generic shitmusic? Just the blandest pop music I’ve heard in quite some time with high school poetry lyrics. Granted I’ve only heard the “You’re a… dreamcrusher” one and “Get Him Back”, but still. WORST CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ARTIST EVER OF THE DECADE EVER.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, February 28, 2024 7:44 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

jaymc, Thursday, 29 February 2024 01:51 (one month ago) link

finally, one man is brave enough to stand up

Morris O’Shea Salazar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 February 2024 07:39 (one month ago) link

Against Me! - New Wave

^^^ I've never heard any of these. Are any of them any good?

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, October 17, 2013 3:07 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

has to be one of the last times anybody mentioned against me!'s "new wave" album

"transgender dysphoria blues" came out in jan 2014

laura jane grace was already out by oct 2013, though, right? was against me! that well-known a band in '13, or was "new wave" being on this list more of a "oh wow we should really give this stuff another listen" thing?

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 February 2024 13:53 (one month ago) link

New Wave was Spin's #1 album of 2007, fwiw

jaymc, Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:04 (one month ago) link

good to know. i was kind of out of it for most of the '00s and didn't really know what was going on. took a gap(dy) decade.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:33 (one month ago) link


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