https://vine.co/v/eE0xQduA5hD
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link
Sick!
― schwantz, Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:54 (eight years ago) link
Whole play was wild:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDzfvVwJ1qI
― schwantz, Saturday, 17 October 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13910171/johnny-manziel-cleveland-browns-stayed-sober-living-former-high-school-coach
Police questioned but did not charge Manziel after the quarterback and girlfriend Colleen Crowley argued in a car as Manziel drove to his suburban home. A witness reported Manziel going an estimated 90 mph on the left shoulder, then crossing several lanes of traffic to exit the highway. Police questioned Manziel after he pulled over.
The police report indicates that Crowley was intoxicated and quotes her saying Manziel was "beating her" in the car and that he pushed her head against the glass as he drove.
Avon, Ohio, police said they did not file charges because there was no supporting evidence of abuse and because they did not witness Manziel's driving. In Ohio an officer has to see what happened to file a minor misdemeanor charge, according to police.
Police said no charges would be pursued and that there was no concern about Manziel being drunk, which is why he was allowed to drive Crowley to his Avon home.
― nomar, Sunday, 18 October 2015 00:34 (eight years ago) link
...In Ohio an officer has to see what happened to file a minor misdemeanor charge, according to police.
Ohio must be abuser heaven!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 October 2015 00:49 (eight years ago) link
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2015/10/16/peyton-manning-makes-contribution-to-jeb-bushs-campaign/
football players are p much the scum of the earth
― k3vin k., Sunday, 18 October 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link
lol just as i read that a second ago, the fuckin peyton nationwide ad came on, what a dipshit
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 18 October 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link
naturally, jets doing everything in their power to hand this one to the hatcats
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 18 October 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
jesus the Browns need a pass rush
― brownie, Sunday, 18 October 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link
I hate the Bills.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 18 October 2015 19:29 (eight years ago) link
peyton is dying out there
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
end of an era folks
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link
so...too soon
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
lol christ
― brownie, Sunday, 18 October 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link
Philbin and Coyle have to be weeping right now
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
oh shit MEGATRON
end of cleveland/denver game ?????
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
how is that incomplete
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
looked incomplete to me but tbh hard to tell if it actually hit the ground.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:21 (eight years ago) link
Lol detroit omfg
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:22 (eight years ago) link
games are so long they shd start earlier imo
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link
ugh detroit really trying for another 0-16 year
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link
brooooowns jfc
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link
looks like eli out there
Barkevious Mingo!
― schwantz, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link
Peyton Manning just threw the worst pass in NFL history.
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link
this will either be a d/st score or a tie
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
looks like present day archie
― nomar, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
lol Browns intercept Manning in OT, get the ball on the Bronco 39 and... lose
― brownie, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
Had 50 fucking golden opportunities to win that game and couldn't do it. It hurts.
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link
cj pass for 31 yard loss???
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link
that's a td i reckon
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link
pete carroll's balls: sizable, arguably big
― indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, February 1, 2015 7:59 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
further evidence https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CRoaQG6UkAATUdO.mp4
still not the team they were the last two years as evidenced by that colossal choke last week in cincy but that's pretty dope
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link
terrible INT by flacco
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:10 (eight years ago) link
yall steve smith caught a 30+ yard touchdown and did the pee wee herman dance
i wish he'd reconsider retiring after this season
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
wow panthers
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link
mods plz delete all my statements about the seahawks being good
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:27 (eight years ago) link
Bengals again looked good this week. Their offense is just looking loaded. Bills double teaming AJ Green didn't seem to matter as they spread the ball around so much. Marvin Jones and Tyler Eifert are both looking good and their third reciever Sanu is solid. Add that in with a nice inside/outside running game with Bernard and Hill and they really are not showing any weakness right now. It's a long way to go and they have to win the big games, but so far they continue to look pretty loaded in all aspects. I'd like to see them play NE or Green Bay to be able to see how they would do.
― earlnash, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:28 (eight years ago) link
rivers looking to throw for 500 rn
― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link
he did
― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link
and lost lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:52 (eight years ago) link
17th 500yrd game ever
― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link
yeah only getting 20 pts off that is some kind of accomplishment
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link
fucking Phil DAwson outscored both my WR (Randall Cobb) and defense (Seahawks) combined in fantasy. FML
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link
also Denver pursuing "least impressive undefeated team ever" status
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 19 October 2015 00:03 (eight years ago) link
Peyton now has 10 INTs in 6 games. he's had a noodle arm for years but he's throwing rainbows all over the place now. between that, his neck, and not being able to feel his fingertips, he's gotta be packing it in soon.
I wouldn't be surprised to see him limp into his 40s trying to win that 2nd Super Bowl tho, throwing nothing but screens and quick outs all game
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 19 October 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link
tho this is a thing of beauty, mostly for Sanders's crazy breakaway speed post-catch:
https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/yfYL1xDS_o1aXZMMgQo1U2OvdO0=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4174082/manningtd.0.gif
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 19 October 2015 00:11 (eight years ago) link
seriously couldn't find a better picture of the guy that this cbs?? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRo1cGMWUAEM4ff.png
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 19 October 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link
than this obv. brutal
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 19 October 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link
sweet 1st interception of the season for brady
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 19 October 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
i am dying here
― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 October 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link
if i were belichick and pats win this game, i would totally practice the swinging gate play and run it next week successfully
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:16 (eight years ago) link
Lotta blatant holds here
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:23 (eight years ago) link
dominque easley finally looks like the player he was supposed to be coming out of college
― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 October 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link
collinsworth has money on the colts i think
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 19 October 2015 03:35 (eight years ago) link
jamie collins is so insane
― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 October 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link
i was going to say earlier re: running the trick play again
when kam chancellor hurdled the line and tried to block a FG and then there was a penalty and he did it again..
jamie collins is amazing
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link
awww poor slater <3
hope matt is ok....at least he was walking around on it
― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 October 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link
got the backdoor cover!
― frogbs, Monday, 19 October 2015 03:59 (eight years ago) link
someone in the press has to ask chuck what was supposed to happen
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, October 18, 2015 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
his explanation was m/l as confusing as the play
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 October 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link
my guess is he was trying to get all the patriots to line up on the side then run the ball straight into outer space?
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 October 2015 05:30 (eight years ago) link
like hey ignore this ball over here look at all those guys over there
he did say they werent aligned properly so maybe there were suposed to be more dudes near the ball idk
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 October 2015 05:31 (eight years ago) link
with the swinging gate the qb is supposed to be in some sort of super deep shotgun otherwise he will just get tackled so maybe that was the problem
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 October 2015 05:35 (eight years ago) link
very quality play regardless
It's a long play. Tonight's "fuck up" sets up the real trick play to be seen in the playoffs.
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 19 October 2015 05:35 (eight years ago) link
PLAYoffs??!!!!!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 19 October 2015 05:37 (eight years ago) link
suck paganoandrew suckhaha
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link
finally saw last night's infamous play. major lols at Collingsworth's breaking announcer character with a bewildered "what the....heck?"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 19 October 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
― lag∞n, Monday, October 19, 2015 6:30 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 19 October 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link
"They did that. You know, Colts" has to be next week's thread title
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 19 October 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link
just the visual of all the colts on one side except for that hapless pair who are facing down half the patriots.
― nomar, Monday, 19 October 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link
I assume the message that the two shared telepathically was something like
"I'ma stand up and give two guys a knee to the groin. when you get the snap, point to something shiny in the stands, then stamp on the feet of the two dudes nearest you. while that's happening, I'll tie the last guy's shoelaces together, and you've got daylight!"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 19 October 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
just rewatched Staff's game winning (sorta) throw to Megatron - officials missed some blatant holding there, wow
― frogbs, Monday, 19 October 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link
Knocked on your door at dawnWith a spark in my heartDragged you from your bedAnd said let me see that colts play
Let me see that colts playFrom last night's gameShow it to a gambling manThinking of the future
Have you been drinking? No,Nor sleepingThe all-seeing all-knowing eye is dog tiredAnd just wants to see that colts play
We walked out throughThe dew dappled bramblesAnd sat upon the fenceIs there any coach as bad as chuck paganoIs there any coach as bad as chuck pagano
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 19 October 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link
^A+
― Aimless, Monday, 19 October 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
one thing i know for sure, football messageboards and comments sections across the country are jammed to bursting today with humorous renderings of smog songs mocking the botched play
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 19 October 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link
"just rewatched Staff's game winning (sorta) throw to Megatron - officials missed some blatant holding there, wow"
Look at #63 on the TD pass Brady threw after the Colts magic punt play.
― earlnash, Monday, 19 October 2015 22:13 (eight years ago) link
oh, eli
:(
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 01:20 (eight years ago) link
eli threw an I N T
chicken parm you taste so good
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
wtf is this game
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 01:37 (eight years ago) link
these are your division rivals! congrats
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 01:38 (eight years ago) link
sometimes everyone is chuck pagano
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 01:39 (eight years ago) link
omg this game
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link
if i didn't know the score you could tell me literally any two numbers and i would believe you
yakety sax bowl 2015 draws to an exciting conclusion
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link