why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Before you accuse, investigate
Before you urinate, aim
Before you ejaculate, sigh
Before you work in advertising, die

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:25 (eight years ago) link

Before I bleed, am I not pricked?

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:02 (eight years ago) link

Don't protest too much, just be.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:10 (eight years ago) link

wait r u playing chess

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:19 (eight years ago) link

infomation

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

keep liking
keep sharing
knowing you can always count on me
for sure
that's what FB friends are for

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link

it looks like that picture is from a joke thing called 'all your hashtags are useless', but The Free Thought Project facebook page is sharing it in earnest? or is The Free Thought Project actually another spoof? I can't even tell anymore

http://alltopics.com/files/svwsticker/imagecache/teaserTopImage/filer4ruIt_0

soref, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link

I've seen that one or something similar a few times in the past week.

how's life, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link

that first one cracks me up. what if you don't have time to become friends with a pagan and a jew in the coffee shop and just want a cup of coffee? are you still an asshole?

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:33 (eight years ago) link

also seeing your candidate as frodo made me laugh for some reason.

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say the pagan made the meme, or i guess the atheist maybe

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

16 year old who spends more time on reddit than w/ real humans

gr8080, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

why are they no longer doing Henna on each other

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link

some guy i haven't actually met in person (but who has emailed me) asked to be my "friend" on FB a few months ago. he then commenced spamming my FB with invites for various local events i have no interest in attending. i kindly messaged him to ask him to take me off the invite list, and he un-friended me.

people are weird.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

lol, you can block invites from ppl. you can very very easily friend ppl and then basically disappear them.

balls, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 22:10 (eight years ago) link

the back to the future shit is out of hand

marcos, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link

ha, he was seriously injured

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

lol those are guys that did drugs

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

lol, you can block invites from ppl. you can very very easily friend ppl and then basically disappear them.

― balls, Tuesday, October 20, 2015 5:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how? i guess i am not very FB savvy.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 15:55 (eight years ago) link

must these memes always be vaguely racist

Nhex, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, that's like half a step away from "You've Got Your Boyz in tha Hood, We've Got Ours".

how's life, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

if you just read the left side of this it makes total sense.

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12108819_10153120519499147_8673499692209370120_n.jpg?oh=d500c4c666939b668e13754f959e2094&oe=56C5D589

scott seward, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link

That one seemed more annoying initially because I thought it was from a MFA candidate, but I think maybe it's an undergrad and sophomore art students get a free pass on making horrible things IMO

"The work of Jasmine Kay Uy for her University of Texas at Austin Department of Art and Art History Digital Foundations class with Bethany Johnson titled "Art is Pointless...". The prompt was to create a work that investigated site-specificity, public setting, and text-based art using Illustrator and the vinyl cutter.
For more work by Uy, visit her portfolio: https://www.behance.net/gallery/29917475/Other-Artworks";

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link

at least after today i'll never have to hear about this dumb BTTF2 meme again

nomar, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link

i guess blade runner is next

nomar, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

I suspect Oct 21, 2016 we'll see a flurry of "Remember when this happened? That was great." posts on fb.

nickn, Thursday, 22 October 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12107823_1677704529116474_2284629584611438986_n.jpg?oh=784114028f041e09abcdcddf4be09998&oe=56C6F0E7

let's see, obv the brown one's the muslim, the guy standing up looks kind of like chico marx and seems uncomfortable so Jew, obviously the atheist is the really smart looking guy, the girl with the unnatural hair color has to be the pagan so flannel shirt girl is the christian

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 02:53 (eight years ago) link

nbc is going to buy the rights to that meme for a sitcom

nomar, Thursday, 22 October 2015 02:56 (eight years ago) link

xp
I figured the point of this one is that no damn Hindus are around to mess things up.

nickn, Thursday, 22 October 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link

Actually, this reminds me that during college, H (who is Israeli) actually did live in a house with a turkish muslim, a sikh who was dating a white american who converted to islam, and two white people from florida who turned out to have white supremacist leanings and listened to nazi skinhead punk. Unfortunately, some of them were assholes and they did not all laugh, drink coffee and become good friends, except for H and the Turkish Muslim.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link

H and the Turkish Muslim - Monday at 8:00pm on NBC

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 October 2015 04:06 (eight years ago) link

A muslim, a jew, a christian, a pagan and Raffaele Sollecito all walk into a coffee shop

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 October 2015 09:04 (eight years ago) link

I am sure I've posted things from her before but my oldest friend who I've known since practically birth leaves for posting shit like this. It is not an exaggeration when I say she will often post around 20+ of these types of things a day. I was recently the lucky recipient of this beaut.

http://i57.tinypic.com/dq3t79.jpg

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link

1) I'm pretty sure that creepy ass doll is an orangutan reborn (http://www.reborns.com/) which instantly makes it horrifying.
2) WHY IS THIS THING TALKING ABOUT US DYING?!

:(

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link

there's a guy who works here who posts to FB perhaps 30-40 times a day (i wouldn't know for certain, since i've long since hidden his posts and only see them when other "friends" comment on them) --most of them either macros or links to articles i suspect he hasn't even fully read himself -- and still routinely complains about not having enough time to get work done, etc. etc. i feel like the little facebook "hand w/ thumbs-up" icon should reach out of his computer monitor and slap some sense into him.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link

Is he single? I think I know his soulmate!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link

my first post should have read that she "lives for posting" . . . rather than "leaves for" posting etc.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link

wtf is that "reborn" stuff?

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link

hoo boy, careful what you ask about

systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:08 (eight years ago) link

(I would like to retract my post from 2009 on that thread in which I stated that the orang utan reborns were OK. They're not. They're creepy too.)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

jesus

mattresslessness, Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:21 (eight years ago) link

I do feel really sad for the women in a lot of ways but it's also so strange and creepy and very unsettling. On that thread there's a link to a fake birth video.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link


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