why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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canoon fooder (dog latin), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

Why does the Judol Jutol care?

xpost TImING! damen

Mark G, Friday, 23 October 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

similar to the one upthread but a new level of WTF

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/45/7e/94/457e949f506209ab05902e8c42d6296b.jpg

canoon fooder (dog latin), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

yes, if you think about how many historic documents we all encounter on a day-to-day basis it's truly shocking that this is even up for debate

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

hah yes

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 October 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

http://i61.tinypic.com/2isvziv.jpg

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 23 October 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link

No. People say you post too much repetitive, useless, idiotic crap about politics and religion.

Aimless, Saturday, 24 October 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link

the serious man of facebook

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Saturday, 24 October 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link

sharing life-changing GIF memes one at a time

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 24 October 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/6efxnir.png

iatee, Saturday, 24 October 2015 05:24 (eight years ago) link

Friend's fiance has started writing for atheistrepublic.com and reposting all of their awful articles and memes and it's getting real tough to not troll him

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 24 October 2015 05:27 (eight years ago) link

Watched a friend of mine who started as a NĂ¼ Atheist (hey, he has a unique musical talent) go through Islamaphobia into full-on post-Libertarian Naziism, and he was kind enough to document his journey through smarmy Facebook memes. The future sux.

Three Word Username, Saturday, 24 October 2015 08:17 (eight years ago) link

kinda not down with iatee's being posted to ILX. totally get the point of doing so, mind you, but...

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 24 October 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link

Yeah that's p much hate speech.

carl agatha, Saturday, 24 October 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link

Not by iatee obv

carl agatha, Saturday, 24 October 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link

To avoid the faux pas of missing a FB death, you can unfollow people apart from 'major life events'. I'm not friends with many people who post things that are truly infra digital, which I attribute to being careful with additions in the first place.

voodoo rage (suzy), Saturday, 24 October 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

New Life Event: Head Cut Off

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 24 October 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/E4pPSQA.jpg

so true

balls, Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link

you're way too difficult, girl; that's why it'll never wort

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link

pretty sure that's an illegal sleeper hold

systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link

"Bird, thou never wort"

Mark G, Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

Is he about to snap her neck?

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 26 October 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link

IT WAS SO DIFFICULT
TO GET YOU INTO THIS CHOKEHOLD
BUT SO WORTH IT

mattresslessness, Monday, 26 October 2015 05:12 (eight years ago) link

That's a devil's threesome, that is.

Three Word Username, Monday, 26 October 2015 06:28 (eight years ago) link

if i wasn't a lonely virgin redditor i would make this girl wake up and get her into the shower NOW and feed her

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 26 October 2015 10:54 (eight years ago) link

this is a good one, comment on a police dept post about a kid who died after driving his car into a tree
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12036423_155594691459305_4099442702823507067_n.jpg?oh=b7245d7f7b69e44da1d03363ee637de3&oe=56CF2889

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 26 October 2015 10:58 (eight years ago) link

Previous pic than the puffin..

What's wrong with letting her sleep?

Mark G, Monday, 26 October 2015 11:06 (eight years ago) link

What's the point of running round shouting "this is normal" while acting like it's emergency ward 10?

Yeah, do those things, but calmly.

Mark G, Monday, 26 October 2015 11:07 (eight years ago) link

lots of things are natural and normal but also nasty

silverfish, Monday, 26 October 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link

that harbl "we need more guys like this" one is on some other level, wow

marcos, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link

super fucking creepy

marcos, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link

"good morning honey, w-"
'GET UP! GET UP! NOW, GO GO GO!'
"Honey what's wrong, you look pale"
'no time for talk babe, I gotta get you in that shower'
"but can't it wait, I just wo..."
'NO TIME. there's NO..TIME! You gotta come with me, now....'
"Ow, let go of my arm, you're hurting me - can't you explain what's..."
'I don't have time for this right now! You're in pain, and I'VE GOT TO HELP YOU! If you don't come with me, then I don't know where this marriage is going'

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link

If I wasn't single and I had a girlfriend

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 26 October 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link

guys on the internet sure are fucking weird about women

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 October 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link

oh god that whole post is like serial killer weird

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

Btw the woman in the picture is named Rupi Kaur and she's incredible. she released a book of poetry earlier that is exceptional. https://instagram.com/rupikaur_/

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link

GIF meme = manages to make an entire post about helping a woman out about the guy doing the helping. maybe, i dunno, ask her what she'd like you to do for her?

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link

The whole I would cuddle her, play with her hair, massages etc. makes it sound like he's talking about his plans for an evening in with his real doll.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

or his My Little Pony

Neil S, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

^^^^^ omg

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link

yes

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link

exactly.

Mark G, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link

I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until my ascension. Now I am free
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
We am called Legion
We have gained dominion
Eternal life
It's an easy feet
A lock of your hair
Makes it all complete
My Little Pony
Did you know, you are my very best friends

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

also very close in spirit to

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5f/73/1a/5f731a877100e56e7b150f5bf9adb736.jpg

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

Btw the woman in the picture is named Rupi Kaur and she's incredible.

haha, reading her notes on that photo, it's clear that her intent was nearly the opposite of the meme-maker. they did quite an amazing job of ignoring her POV completely, way to go internet

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link


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