why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until my ascension. Now I am free
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
We am called Legion
We have gained dominion
Eternal life
It's an easy feet
A lock of your hair
Makes it all complete
My Little Pony
Did you know, you are my very best friends

also very close in spirit to

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5f/73/1a/5f731a877100e56e7b150f5bf9adb736.jpg

Btw the woman in the picture is named Rupi Kaur and she's incredible.

haha, reading her notes on that photo, it's clear that her intent was nearly the opposite of the meme-maker. they did quite an amazing job of ignoring her POV completely, way to go internet

http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1427119396l/37793.jpg

Reading this thread on my phone I thought that was a photo of a woman who crapped her pants and the response made even less sense.

I thought that as well :( but tbh all the hurrying her into the shower stuff is probably more defensible if that were the case

oh god that whole post is like serial killer weird

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB)

It puts the shower on its skin, or it gets the tea again.

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p403x403/1012276_10152795380494769_8150126125558523669_n.jpg?oh=350aa94e01f69ec993bd77fef2b89b43&oe=56C79C99

"Alright Victor, you're here today because you slaughtered an entire three generations at a family barbecue by intentionally running them over with your truck. We just wanted you to know you make a mean potato salad, so we'll let bygones."

you got 47 hours 59 minutes to go

"Which African tribe?"

"Er, you know, *this* one"

africa

the thing i love most about the period guy is he doesn't know any girls at all. like, i don't really need a shower or a massage or junk food? this happens every 4 weeks and i'm still alive?

I have this creepy image of a dude jamming Snickers into his g/fs mouth

the thing i love most about the period guy is he doesn't know any girls at all. like, i don't really need a shower or a massage or junk food? this happens every 4 weeks and i'm still alive?

LOL yes

it feels very much like a transposition of "mom gets pampered on mother's day!" logic onto every other aspect of life. DONT WORRY HONEY IM TAKING CARE OF BREAKFAST TODAY YOU SIT RIGHT BACK I'VveE REAd aBOUt This on the INternet....

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/11216832_985566591466789_7877669835837683643_n.jpg?oh=b343d890b81f3805a19f87bb6360b4df&oe=56BB1A43

"it's just that we're too tired to care about the scorpion we're about to tread on"

Yes, because the elderly are known for being endlessly patient and not at all impatient, cranky and irritable

and that they don't spend lots of time watching pointless dramas.

lol

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11229685_1195113117172873_3755960818671681056_n.jpg?oh=21ccd22a63507f49b79259abf5712001&oe=56C91CF8

why is this bullshit showing up on my timeline?
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1422634_913429258726951_7473675208681045848_n.jpg?oh=ad140aeba8c3be014a9794f9936e8d91&oe=56C0263C

my advice is to unfriend whoever posted that and anybody you know who clicked like and never speak to them again

the page that was from seems to specialize in smug white cartoon characters spouting gross "truisms"
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12088550_1096874177049124_8585098350225556061_n.jpg?oh=86389057e0416596903f27d5c9b54134&oe=56C3C33F

^ the pressing issue of our times

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/t31.0-8/11894005_10153534046225169_1904520003503051057_o.jpg

gotta admit, that is some funny sexy stuff

isn't dishing out unsolicited and inaccurate parenting advice over Facebook kind of disrespectful?

it takes a village

of millions to hold us back

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There was so much good music in the past that I've never listened to anything new since I was a teen

Lol someone hasn't heard of Gary Lewis

You keep using those words audio technology. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

What about when the Monkees weren't allowed to play on their own recordings?

and they were replaced with futuristic music bots, what about that, mister smarty pants macro maker?

The still made Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd., which is a great goddamn record!

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11313605_751757784953285_437745647_n.jpg

literally 75% of all women

actually more than 75% as none of the 3 excluded signs are in the summer, when most babies are born

i checked

that one is making me ill at ease for some reason

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Amen

What do you type if you're dropping Jesus off at his work place of a morning?

https://scontent-kul1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12063561_454693051383822_4153333492902956058_n.jpg?oh=60eaba5ade5b218b88a3322c7e54d20c&oe=56CCD52D

So get them pictures taken now!

Socrates

strenght

[woman] [her]

jesus carpoolin with a hott chick

You can ride in the high-occupancy lanes if Jesus is yr copilot.