why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

my advice is to unfriend whoever posted that and anybody you know who clicked like and never speak to them again

the page that was from seems to specialize in smug white cartoon characters spouting gross "truisms"
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12088550_1096874177049124_8585098350225556061_n.jpg?oh=86389057e0416596903f27d5c9b54134&oe=56C3C33F

^ the pressing issue of our times

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/t31.0-8/11894005_10153534046225169_1904520003503051057_o.jpg

gotta admit, that is some funny sexy stuff

isn't dishing out unsolicited and inaccurate parenting advice over Facebook kind of disrespectful?

it takes a village

of millions to hold us back

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There was so much good music in the past that I've never listened to anything new since I was a teen

Lol someone hasn't heard of Gary Lewis

You keep using those words audio technology. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

What about when the Monkees weren't allowed to play on their own recordings?

and they were replaced with futuristic music bots, what about that, mister smarty pants macro maker?

The still made Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd., which is a great goddamn record!

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11313605_751757784953285_437745647_n.jpg

literally 75% of all women

actually more than 75% as none of the 3 excluded signs are in the summer, when most babies are born

i checked

that one is making me ill at ease for some reason

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Amen

What do you type if you're dropping Jesus off at his work place of a morning?

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So get them pictures taken now!

Socrates

strenght

[woman] [her]

jesus carpoolin with a hott chick

You can ride in the high-occupancy lanes if Jesus is yr copilot.

He never has any smokes.

you never [her]

can I just

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She's too young for you, Shaq!

Nah Blac Chyna's definitely of age

lol just noticed the dick outline fml

how have i never seen this one before? i kinda love it.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b2/a6/11/b2a61184537c2f4615d262bdab0fbfda.jpg

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1555409_727072497382909_4715884090354690409_n.jpg?oh=b5c2d0370bcd979005c4c5c451dd24f7&oe=56B898B5

so that's where they hid the bodies

Hey, I like this one!

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http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/

also: http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/post/31988454291/hello-i-would-really-love-to-know-what-the-source

in short, these sound nice and official but they're some dude's art project which doesn't make them less interesting of "true" but it may leave you with mauerbauertraurigkeit

24. Sphinctalissimo. The unclenching of your butthole.

lol that blog was moderately popular for a few years and then that person compiled the words with no context and it blew up because everyone thought they were real. and then a link was added and the blog blew up apparently but i'm pretty sure most everyone still thinks they're real and that's most of the appeal for them.

if there's one thing social media has taught me over the past few years it's that media literacy should be a required class every year k-12 and then a bunch of necessary credits in college and you can't trade in AP points for them

i get rooked every once in awhile but cmon: how hard is it to just do a quick google search to see if a thing is patent bullshit

That came from a usually reliable source and I'm just not the kind of guy to google bs designed to pass the time during the last hour of the work day, but this obviously troubling you guys so sorry

what's the authenticity issue here? It's some guy with some made up words, like Douglas Adams 'Meaning of Liff'- did anyone think they were real words?

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love everything about it down to the fact that it's a phone screenshot?

SHOW RECEIPTS FOR WHAT
http://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1558900/size/tl-horizontal_main/we-asked-lil-jon-what-he-d-turn-down-for-because-why-not

nothing wrong with the "who run the world girls" scott posted right?