why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i get rooked every once in awhile but cmon: how hard is it to just do a quick google search to see if a thing is patent bullshit

That came from a usually reliable source and I'm just not the kind of guy to google bs designed to pass the time during the last hour of the work day, but this obviously troubling you guys so sorry

what's the authenticity issue here? It's some guy with some made up words, like Douglas Adams 'Meaning of Liff'- did anyone think they were real words?

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11866442_10153008253502267_7517348146980786575_n.jpg?oh=9babcde82b3f8230fbe5b8cd1eeba6f5&oe=56F58883

love everything about it down to the fact that it's a phone screenshot?

SHOW RECEIPTS FOR WHAT
http://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1558900/size/tl-horizontal_main/we-asked-lil-jon-what-he-d-turn-down-for-because-why-not

nothing wrong with the "who run the world girls" scott posted right?

I mean, it's legit funny right?

I guess there are still non-user-generated someecards? Some of these are not bad, more in the spirit of the old someecards:
http://www.someecards.com/ecards/veterans-day/

There's a page called "Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children" that's trolling HARD right now, like a version of Laughapalooza that isn't obviously a joke

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12219549_1095141677196837_4142697963235839011_n.jpg?oh=d4f9d4410a7d34df57bd5aedde63c3f9&oe=56B9FD99

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12227206_1096845130359825_4562839787750234705_n.jpg?oh=7390092b553635a312c982c419ac2ec3&oe=56F2B352

Are they being serious? With a name like "Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children" I honestly can't tell.

Either way, hats off.

Double bonus points for l'accent aigu used properly!

^^^ I think that proves they're not serious.

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10426719_10152489045175513_5939836025999646172_n.jpg?oh=c7efa208d85ab7b9e33381ecae44e189&oe=56AF9235

readers digest got weird

pick only one

def the jordans

^^^^yep

who the fuck would pick the gas, is that a reference to something?

gas is expensive

Are they being serious? With a name like "Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children" I honestly can't tell.

― carl agatha, Thursday, November 12, 2015

hmm

https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/12184069_1090128527698152_7890512744620798069_o.jpg

that answers question. anyway facebook is a horrible goldmine right now.

I hate smoking weed, but I know plenty of potheads. Infinite free weed means I could sell it to friends at a discount and use the money to purchase gas & sneakers.

i would choose sex. my demand for weed already saturated at my current income, never sought jordans, don't have a car

if i could have sex with whoever i want whenever i want, i would be able to seduce entire armies and blackmail the pope and the president with threats of our public love making on worldwide television. my absolute power would give me dominion of the globe, so i think i'm gonna go with the mind control option over free sneakers

Ugh the memesters (inevitably) caught on to the Friday 13th thing

man i was thinking free weed cuz you would be able to monopolize an emerging industry that will probably be legal nationwide within twenty years (and even then it was 50/50 cuz man kerry washington alone) but forks makes a very very good point.

sex w/ whomever you want whenever you want could be a genie trick, tho - like, if you just randomly think about having sex with someone but weren't going to do anything about poof they appear and you've gotta stop everything and have sex right then and there

lol that reminds me of that louis ck line about if every time someone made the jerkoff motion they had to finish to completion

i'll be honest most of the time i randomly think about having sex w/ someone it's someone i definitely want to have sex with. like maybe an estelle getty could work her way in i guess but it's generally rachel weiszs all the way down. plus in that scenario i've just solved the riddle of teleportation.

there is a quite good Nabokov story about this, kinda

uhm, what's that story?

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10404499_10152491368056701_7948068148757662500_n.jpg?oh=7c36d57852c0ad18c07fd1e48010d52f&oe=56F2C529

all that 'free' sex would still come w a heavy price. it didnt say reproduction or stds are out of the question

xxp

"A Nursery Tale"

xp Stock up on prophylactics.

loving that indigo children page

http://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11219335_903005176455037_4971965303005807553_n.jpg?oh=71f8e159eb001896ee9511190178e519&oe=56AC9BA3

prince getting into the meme biz

Hahaha

j/k it was me finally time to unmask my tru identity

I initially thought Queenof was a weird surname and not a typo because I love purple and have an eye for detail

thanks for your support tsrobodo, i can tell that you like purple :)

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11988760_10154038378934523_925579297936081465_n.png?oh=bf7d3d0a6dd6b87afcac7a60b1311b9c&oe=56B45052

Here's hoping they have enough courage to continue after making this macro

What's with the Gs in that font?
Then again, I guess this thread is a treasure trove of odd font choices

the tails of the g's are rebounding, after a defeat

elephant font idk

"is what that"?

I was just followed by this Twitter account: https://twitter.com/hotncold84 which features such treasures as:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTPtaG4VEAARFxD.jpg:large

seems obvious to me that man does nothing that one could call 'work'

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12118993_10153326759183613_3291033278664606179_n.jpg?oh=6988ca4d378351983819fd96a41bae99&oe=56B2A4D8