Star Wars 7 shit talk

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why, they're cool! everybody relax, this is gonna be cool! and suck a little too probably. whatever!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 November 2015 15:33 (eight years ago) link

That shot of the three TIE fighters backlit by the sun is, by itself, better than the entire prequel trilogy.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 November 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

why, they're cool! everybody relax, this is gonna be cool! and suck a little too probably. whatever!!

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, November 6, 2015 10:33 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because I'd like to be surprised but I have no self-control.

how's life, Friday, 6 November 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link

For the impatient among us we could probably convince that terminally ill dude who got a screening to spoil the movie for us.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, 6 November 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

If BB-8 isn't Force-levitated at some point I riot.

nashwan, Friday, 6 November 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link

That tie fighter shot is straight out of another Lucas-related project with Harrison Ford:

http://s10.postimg.org/3le14pll5/images_q_tbn_ANd9_Gc_Q9_Bgk9qo_Huxa_HVmij9_NSUCQ_c_S1kl.jpg

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Friday, 6 November 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

If BB-8 isn't Force-levitated at some point I riot

Gotta get him into an Xwing _some_how

Still, twenny bucks says he gets levitated during Daisy Ridley's Jedi training in EP VIII.

It's like poetry, y'know; it rhymes.

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Friday, 6 November 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

bb-8 looks so slow running from the explosions PICK THE LITTLE DOOD UP

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 6 November 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link

That is a great shot. TIE fighters seldom look actually threatening.

jmm, Friday, 6 November 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link

boy you guys are really easily excited by obvious Apocalypse Now refs eh

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 November 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

well it would be cool if in these movies luke skywalker was crazy, bald, weighed 350 pounds, and quoted TS Eliot

tylerw, Friday, 6 November 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

a pile of ... little youngling arms

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 November 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

the womp rats... the womp rats...

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 November 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

I love the smell of Death Stars in the morning.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 6 November 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link

never get out of the x-wing!

tylerw, Friday, 6 November 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link

boy you guys are really easily excited by obvious Apocalypse Now refs eh

boy you are really easily excited by trolling star wars fans eh

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 6 November 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

lol like why are you guys geeking out in a star wars thread ffs

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 November 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

lol tyler

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 November 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

I've been trying to figure out what bothers me about Daisy Ridley with her hair up and it's that she looks like an 11 year old boy

El Tomboto, Friday, 6 November 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

Target audience, tbf.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 November 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link

Sorry, next time I will write, "That shot of the TIE fighters backlit by the sun, which is clearly lifted from Apocalypse Now, a fact which is definitely very relevant to the content of this sentence, is better than the entire prequel trilogy." Value added at no extra cost to you.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, 6 November 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link

I think the hair-up thing both connects with Leia(hair buns) and also sorta/maybe functional for the desert environment.

Both her and Luke are first seen in white wrappings with goggles stomping round in the sand(cut footage in Luke's case, along with the Gilligan hat).

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Friday, 6 November 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

I enjoy this RLM bit here as they just half-cluelessly speculate based on trailer footage, and bring in enough knowledge of how the original trilogy worked, how JJ Abrams tends to do things, and what early 21st-C Hollywood producers tend to work. They treat the proceedings with the seriousness it deserves, naturally:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oifhpT0HZ7Q

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Friday, 6 November 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

Very cool.

From the looks of it I bet Luke dies in this one. That's why Leia is so sad.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

she's not sad, she just has Space IBS

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:18 (eight years ago) link

your jokes are bad

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 7 November 2015 05:50 (eight years ago) link

You're ugly

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 06:02 (eight years ago) link

nothing a few weeks in a bacta tank can't fix

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 7 November 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 November 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

Japanese trailer wAS awesome! Childhood redeemed! Everything redeemed!

calstars, Saturday, 7 November 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link

Stormtroopers flamethrowing people was a little O_o but I guess that's what happened to Owen and Beru...

schwantz, Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link

xp hope this movie is all flashbacks of anakin in mos eisley cantina

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

Meanwhile, to tide us over:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tND2re_D1A

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Sunday, 8 November 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link

new TV spot

https://twitter.com/twitter/status/663370431877918720

Number None, Sunday, 8 November 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

i bought tix to opening night the day they went on sale. three theatres sold out within minutes. I suspect if you are going to see any other movie the weekend of 12/18 you might have a private screen for it

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 8 November 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU-s_HAEwsg

The Falcon tearing out of the forest is cool as shit.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 8 November 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

yeah

Number None, Sunday, 8 November 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

That's the one that's actually pushed me over into "this might actually be great" (to the extent that the originals were great #noshakey).

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 8 November 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link

YouTube put an ad before that trailer!

schwantz, Sunday, 8 November 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

boy you guys are really easily excited by obvious Apocalypse Now refs eh

― Οὖτις, Friday, November 6, 2015 4:44 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would deeply love it if you got the fuck out of this thread forever

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 November 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

lol

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 November 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link

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Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 9 November 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link

your images are too htmly

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 9 November 2015 01:05 (eight years ago) link

Oh noes how embarrassing

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 9 November 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link

only Οὖτις should be allowed to post on this thread

thwomp (thomp), Monday, 9 November 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking about the points some have made, including in the Red Letter Media thing kingfish embedded above, about how two generations in a row have apparently just totally dismissed or forgotten the Jedi's influence and the significance of the Force, etc. I think it's easily plausible to lose that kind of familiarity and context in the span of a generation; how many millenials would read Red Storm Rising and realize all of that shit was completely in the realm of possibility around the time they were being born? Who among us remembers why we needed tactical nukes to address the possibility of armor columns coming through the Fulda Gap?

El Tomboto, Monday, 9 November 2015 02:06 (eight years ago) link

mb there are explanations but something does seem a bit implausible about the ~20 years between prequels and original trilogy being long enough for the force to become little more than a myth (wouldn't han solo have already been a teen at the time the jedi were wiped out?), but the story of one jedi appearing from somewhere and doing some stuff (or so we hear) seems something much easier for most to have forgotten a few decades on.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 9 November 2015 02:46 (eight years ago) link


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