The Exploits and Adventures of Shia LaBeouf

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i feel kind of bad for him, he seems locked in a truly oppressive level of self-consciousness

he occasionally says he wants to not be famous anymore, but then he does stuff like this

it's a compulsion

he could go back to school, get a degree in business administration or something, and i dunno, help run a successful office-supply company. but he seems locked in this oscillation b/t wanting to be left alone, to leave his fame behind, and to be the center of attention.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

we tend to use the word "narcissistic" as a putdown

and it is

but it's also a disorder, like depression or bipolar etc.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

wahh

kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

rich kid does cute project under the guise of "modernism." take it to art and crafts class, buddy.

kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

well sure there's a long line of people more deserving of our empathy

still, i can't help but react with a mix of revulsion and pity

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link

xpost

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link

Sweet camera, you have to admit.

my harp and me (Eazy), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link

Someone suggested doing this project with Nic Cage next.

my harp and me (Eazy), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link

imo its funny

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

why

kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link

i think it's funny that ppl get bent out of shape about it meanwhile shia's chilling eating pizza watching Tru Confessions rn

~makes u think~

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link

I can't think of a single Shia Lebouef movie I have seen or would willingly see

it's all been downhill since that Freaks and Geeks episode afaict

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link

quelle suprise

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link

who's getting bent outta shape? like people were (rightly) mad about the daniel clowes thing.. and now the party line is "that was trolling! everything he does is trolling! genius!" which garners eyerolls rather than outrage.

kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link

a few of my friends were all "there are ppl dying & important things happening in the world why do u even care about this asshole"

shia is life, idk what else to tell them

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link

someone should interview this guy for their podcast!!!

dead (Lamp), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link

i just dont see any more in these art projects than i do with james franco's. is he life too?

kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link

this is the first one of Shia's escapades I'm kind of into

dunno why really

Number None, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

after the chaos we had to endure, me and my boys ended up loving the transformers films.
yes, they were garbage, but they were brilliant dad-n-lads crap.
they became a thing we enjoyed despite all else.
and for those special afternoons alone, i will always have a place in my heart for shia.
subsequently, the more mad crap he does in the name of so called art, the more i love him.

mark e, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link

i guess the party line is i trolled you guys. well i dont about that. mostly because knowing about that would involve knowing about some pathetic, ridiculous, and absolutely true things about myself id gladly admit to during a press tour for transformers 4.

dead (Lamp), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:36 (eight years ago) link

here's the thing, a normal boring dude doing forced "weird" stuff isn't "mad" though.

kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

performance art/bingewatching yr own movies, you say tomato

franco hasn't done anything this endearing or interesting in the name of art imo. at least this has some fun & inclusivity to it

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 November 2015 05:25 (eight years ago) link

the transformers films are definitely something. i have a grudging respect for the sheer scale of the spectacle. but whatever that "something" is it is pretty much 0 to do with shia leboeuf.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 13 November 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link

Franco making out with himself for a 3 minute video >>>>>>>> a plagiarising cockbag repeatedly asking people to stare at him sitting down

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Friday, 13 November 2015 07:33 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

So his latest offering, taking public phone calls in Liverpool art gallery. Anyone even going to try?

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 10 December 2015 12:48 (eight years ago) link

Okay there's a live stream of it too, touchmysoul.net, but it seems to include a transcript of the people who've called in. Quite bizarre.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:22 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l161Qqc5lUk?t=89

schwantz, Friday, 11 November 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...
five months pass...

because I have a touchscreen, some fucking moth just clicked on this thread and then onto some shit link on it. All you celebrity worshipping a-holes on here deserve FPs!

calzino, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link

Sounds like you got a celebrity worshipping moth to deal with!

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link

eight months pass...

I hope it's about a young man's quest for the perfect Strokes T-shirt

Lucas Hedges to play Shia LaBeouf in LaBeouf biopic 'Honey Boy' https://t.co/XNZLXUGU3I pic.twitter.com/FF1tksOkvp

— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) March 17, 2018

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2018 03:11 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

guess what movie i'm definitely never going to watch

ingredience (map), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link

Yeah, this looks like hot garbage

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link


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