What can I use to get hair dye off my skin???

Hair dye off skin:
Bleach (prolly fastest but can feel/smell terrible)
Peroxide (not as fast but less awful)
NEXT TIME RUB SOME FUCKING VASELINE OVER YOUR EARS AND RIGHT BELOW YOUR HAIRLINE AND/OR STOP SPAZZING OUT ALL OVER YOUR ENTIRE BODY WITH BLACK HAIR DYE AND YOU WON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM EVER AGAIN (easiest)

Self-tanning accidents:
If it is a small place like a blotch on the heel or knee, take a nail file and rub the skin off
Rub whitening toothpaste on the spot
Grin and bear it, Oompa Loompa

Yr SO stopped brushing her teeth:
Too bad for you

DID I LEAVE OUT ANYTHING???

Thank You!!

DYING YOUR HAIR REPEATEDLY
It depends on the brand and the process, how often you really should do it. No more than once a month (unless you are in an actual emergency situation and your hair has gone a horrible color and needs correction--in this instance GO TO A SALON, NOT YOUR OWN HOUSE). Wait as long as you can between colorings because even if you're careful about applying it to the roots only it'll get everywhere. Additionally, make sure to use some deep conditioner occasionally between dyings, which will help keep your hair from breaking too badly.

ANYTHING ELSE?

i miss random googlers.

What can I use?

You can try toothpaste, you can scrub hard, you should have used vaseline, but in the end, you've just got to look people square in the eye and think "Fuck you, I dye my hair"