Words that should earn the author a slap

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What!! When did it become May 1st? Where does this exist? It's only 9:23 PM on April 30th here in Rhode Island. Did I go into a time warp?

― Davlo (Davlo), Thursday, 1 May 2003 00:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Next person to use "undie" in my presence gets glowered at. If he* uses it disparagingly, he gets a special added bonus sneer and/or middle finger. If he also uses the term "backpacker" and insinuates that people who listen to underground hip-hop are lonely dorks who hate fun/dancing/sex then I will chloroform him, kidnap him, sequester him in my apartment's laundry room, duct-tape him to an uncomfortable chair and then it's FOUR HOURS OF CAN OX'S "RASPBERRY FIELDS" INSTRUMENTAL ON CONSTANT LOOP, MOTHERFUCKER

*it's always a "him"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"dark"

― rumplestiltskin, Saturday, 3 May 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Keenan, when I went to your link for pastiche, there was a link for the 'ten most popular sites for pastiche'. Strangely, I Love Music was not among them.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 3 May 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"earn [x] a slap"

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 3 May 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

(That's a little joke.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 3 May 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Pretentious" is unforgivable. It has no meaning when
applied to music.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Sunday, 4 May 2003 01:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

What, not even Emerson, Lake and Palmer?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

funniest thread in a long time ... do any of you mind if i start a band named 'eat my own hair'?

― Jay K (Jay K), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

For a fee.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

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