why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i lold

Another funny one.

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http://i.imgur.com/C0K1qlm.jpg

You know God is serious it when he uses all caps.

*it

Seems an omniscient god would be better at knowing people's gender

this Job reboot started out with such potential, wonder what went wrong

3:)

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I don't

man why can't people spend the holiday season doing something loving and traditional with family, like terrorizing strangers outside best buy?

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11221897_10153232322015756_289926922657883689_n.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/550c9422d01ff5a51bab72e54fa73486/tumblr_nyfvu8iwGZ1sy67obo1_500.jpg

...black ops?

euphemism for scat

Are crowns the new fedora or something.

"I'm a nice guy, but women only want the bad boys."

some men like to see you smile!

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/2015/11/kilgrave_2.png

Was expecting that image to be broadcitysmile.gif but I like the idea of purple mansplainer being a sjw meme

you and me, forks. we can make this happen!

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12039269_917042935057142_5307795173293550690_n.jpg?oh=da18eeca976312591ebf9e7bee31ae4c&oe=56F89246

who's the guy?

I believe he may be an early 20th century hair pomade magnate or something. Shamefully I don't know who he is, even though I do recognize Cher.

ISIS: couldn't pick Nicolai Tesla out of a crowd

Why is it always Nikola Tesla in these things? Like nobody would recognise Ernest Rutherford or HG Wells either.

(assuming that is Tesla, I have no idea tbh)

What's the point in recognizing scientists? Isn't it more important to know what they did?

Like, congrats, you're a sentient being with an internet connection, who haven't ever googled 'Nikola Tesla'. Take a good fucking look at yourself.

Like, I know who the fuck Nikola Tesla is. I've seen The Prestige. And played Red Alert.

Tesla may be the darling of a certain kind of technophile, but holding a bunch of patents and being something of a maniac hardly places one in the same category as a Dmitri Mendeleev or a James Clerk Maxwell.

oliver heaviside ftw imho. his biography matches or bests tesla's too for that matter.

I wouldn't get too hung up on the identification of Tesla via picture aspect, as I'd imagine the creator of that image would argue the point still stands even if each photograph was captioned with the corresponding names.

As we've seen on trenchant social commentary thread, there is a common tendency for trenchants to believe that one is to be blamed, personally, for not knowing what one doesn't know

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRafTnIUwAE0xhl.jpg

how the fuck is a hoverboard not experiencing life

That's a cheap trip to Europe.

immateriality of memory is a bold clam

$600 = Round trip to Britain in freezing grey February, maybe

best to experience us at our realest

If u haven't been without food or lodging in Feb in Sheffield then how can u bear to have amazing life-enriching technology

If u haven't been without food or lodging in Feb in Sheffield then how can u bear to have amazing life-enriching technology

― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, November 29, 2015 8:33 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do i get to meet any members of def leppard?

I spose it depends on the hostel you get into

Viv Campbell slumming it on net worth on usd 20m so most likely him I guess

Hmm maybe I should just get the phone and Facetime w Joe Elliot

why is it always tesla? unlikely oatmeal/hark-a-vagrant convergence?

Strong pious Nolan overlap obv

Reddit boys big on tesla, huffing tesla in dark corners iirc

When I was doing my electrician's apprenticeship one particular tutor I had was always adamant that Faraday was far more brilliant than Tesla. I am no expert but Faraday's work with magnetism and motors are major game changers, as brilliant as Tesla was.

Flying to Heathrow and immediately boarding a plane back to the US seems like a pretty shitty vacation. I'd probably get more use out of the new iPhone.

yeah but what are you going to tell people on your iphone? "i stayed in the same country today"? what a worthless life

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In school they taught me that Africa was the size of a pony