i'm feeling pretty autocratic this morning
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 1 December 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
father of two sons. christ-lover. full stack web dev. go cowboys!
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link
god. family. pushups. rangers. in that order.
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link
you guys are picky
― a (waterface), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link
bacon impresario, fantasy sports maven, liberals dont @ me, picky
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link
the 'one more pushup' guy redeemed twitter for a good 6 weeks for me
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link
opinions are my own. retweets are not endorsements.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
okay i think i prefer reading twitter on web now - opening it up, scrolling down a little, closing it. seems like a more chill option than watching the unread tweet count in tweetbot as i slowly consume the entire feed.
― 0 / 0 (lukas), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
ppl with professional twitter accounts who list "father of two sons" or something first
isn't the standard "father to two wonderful sons"?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link
fearer of god
this construction seems to be weirdly popular in people's social media or tinder biogs - like "lover of gin", "drinker of tea" etc. i guess this kinda thing is low level viral, like warts.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:15 (eight years ago) link
voice of god. opinions his own
― LEGIT (Lamp), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link
i like when people who have like 200 followers and but still mention the company they work for are like "all views my own" as if it's going to be on the front page of the paper that a product manager at massive media said they were in two minds about bombing syria, while taking a shit.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:17 (eight years ago) link
of one mind about bombing the bowl
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link
decent pathos to those ones that have "sometimes blogs on someofmythoughts.blogspot.com"
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
the "follower of christ" or "christ-follower" or whatever thing instead of just saying "christian" is the worst evangelical-to-twitter-bio thingy
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
botherer of god
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
have all this innocuous stuff in yr bio, picture of your baby as your picture, and then spew hatred at ppl who express political thoughts you dislike
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
this made me laugh so much i wish i could use it
― ryan, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link
it's all a deeply submerged nod to "kicker of elves"
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link
Brb adding kicker of elves to my profile.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link
dododididi
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link
writer. world-changer. ouroborous.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link
grind hard, hustle with purpose, #teamfollowback
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:17 (eight years ago) link
i h8 the word "hustle" so much now
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
theres a thinkpiece abt the decline of middle class stability and the rise of that word floating in the ether
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link
hustling clicks
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:36 (eight years ago) link
Who got catfished on weird Twitter I wanna know
― 龜, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link
max
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link
i cant believe max convinced the women of online to make out with drydickrando
― 龜, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link
Hoping moscaddie's actually a dude
― albvivertine, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jnmxJl2.png
...
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 05:39 (eight years ago) link
when famous ppl who dont really understand twitter get on there and fight with everyone and look foolish is one of the best things about the platform
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link
like i have no idea what hes talking abt dont follow him was just making fun of saying ad homs
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 05:44 (eight years ago) link
remember when glenn greenwald used to respond to everyone who made fun of him lmao
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 05:47 (eight years ago) link
ppl have a thing about respect, like hey, this rapscallion disrespected me, as did these 13 other rapscallions that followed, i will have satisfaction and the last word with all of them
― stay presst harsh fellow (m bison), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 05:53 (eight years ago) link
ya lol its like exactly the opposite of what they shd do
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 05:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sdTzzry.png
attempting to school him
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 05:58 (eight years ago) link
lol
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 05:59 (eight years ago) link
fighting the good fight
― Jeff, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 12:04 (eight years ago) link
jeffrey wright used to get into fights with randos
― goole, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 13:59 (eight years ago) link
most celebs who do that seem to constantly find themselves posting a string of "enough for one night, some real morons out there, as per usual" type tweets, circa midnight, every few weeks.
slightly lesser celebrity but the golfer, lee westwood, had a memorable meltdown after getting abuse for playing a terrible round.
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/aug/12/lee-westwood-attack-twitter-trolls
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
The parent humblebrag thing is so common - seems more so with fathers than mothers tho.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link
kind of diff genre but let's not forget that james woods sued a twitter for calling him a cokehead
― goole, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:15 (eight years ago) link
Twitter-dad humblebrag, succinctly: MY SEED, IT WORKS.
― voodoo rage (suzy), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link
Respect to any whose offspring are now well into their 20s or older.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:22 (eight years ago) link
Rupert Murdoch Verified account@rupertmurdoch
Billionaire tyrant and father of six (that I know of ;p) Joined December 2011
― nashwan, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link
whole lotta ad homs on twitter
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link
love RT ad homs, to endorse them
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link
ime people who whine about ad hominem arguments are annoying nerds who assume twitter is their own personal debate club
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link
like to expand that to ppl who complain abt all sorts of fallacies and say i wld beat them up
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link