Buttload of Faith: the 2016 Presidential Primary Thread (Pt 2)

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and how it was impossible to get rid of that without it messing up the clarity of the H-arrow. but darn it they'd drawn this cutesy cartoon cutout that sorta vaguely looks like rosa parks i guess, and the blurb has already been written and do you want us to just throw all that work away?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link

the semiotics of that are weird -- are we supposed to think that hillary has defied time and causality by somehow being the inspiration for rosa parks?

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link

That logo is grotesque

Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link

"Lady, you need to get up and move off of that 'H'."

pplains, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:50 (eight years ago) link

wow what an inclusive brand

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link

she can transform her H into the twin towers if she gets another question about wall street funding

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link

come to the front, Ms Parks, and help me rebuild Wall Street.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link

i think they just got their campaign logo mixed up with the google doodle. tomorrow it'll be an animated gif of tesla, or redone in the style of piet mondrian. #neoplasticism turns 100 years old today! now you know how to say "hello" in dutch!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 21:55 (eight years ago) link

I'm not at all mad at the Rosa Parks logo

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link

i'm not /mad/ at it, since it can't possibly have been intended to mean what it seems to mean. it's just kinda dumb.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link

It's dumb if you're predisposed to see everything Clinton does as opportunistic and dumb. It's also more than what Google did today.

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link

Rosa Parks deserves all the recognition she receives. Weaving her into your own campaign logo is a bit on the crass side, but it's not any different than the usual move of wrapping oneself in the flag, and she's a much better symbol to associate with than, say, Dukakis sitting in a battle tank for a photo op.

Aimless, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:15 (eight years ago) link

I haven't checked for hot takes on this Michael Eric Dyson piece, subtitled "Why Hillary Clinton will do more for black people than Obama"

https://newrepublic.com/article/124391/yes-she-can

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link

is it an only reagan can go to china argument bc tbh i find that a v convincing line of thought

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link

seems like the thread title was prophetic

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/politichickAM/status/671725201747415042

3 reasons I’m endorsing @SenTedCruz for Pres: Nat’l Security, Peace Thru Strength & Eidetic Memory. @TeamTedCruz #CruzCrew #CruzToVictory

goole, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

what

goole, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

dear lord

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link

So, what, dude can instaneously recite the stats of various weapons systems from a Jane's manual from memory?

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link

seems like the thread title was prophetic

heh

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link

am i sposed to know who that woman is?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link

no, it's just odd

goole, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

Meanwhile:

In states with some of the most competitive Senate contests, the concern is palpable, especially after weeks in which Mr. Trump has made a new series of inflammatory statements.

“If he carries this message into the general election in Ohio, we’ll hand this election to Hillary Clinton — and then try to salvage the rest of the ticket,” said Matt Borges, chairman of the Republican Party there, where Senator Rob Portman is facing a competitive re-election.

Pat Brady, the former state Republican chairman in Illinois, where Senator Mark S. Kirk is also locked in a difficult campaign, was even more direct. “If he’s our nominee, the repercussions of that in this state would be devastating,” Mr. Brady said.

Another Republican strategist in Ohio replied to an email asking about Mr. Trump’s effect in the state by sending a link to a Wikipedia page on the 1964 congressional elections, when Barry Goldwater’s presence atop the Republican ticket led the party to lose 36 House seats.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

Those of you in open primary states: please vote for Trump.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link

am i sposed to know who that woman is?

I'll give you a hint, it's a woman whose famous for riding a bus and whose birthday happens to be today

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

okay hahahahahahahahahahaha Morbs was talking about Goole's Twitter link hahahahahahahahaha

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

Those of you in open primary states: please vote for Trump.

I kind of can't imagine GOP leadership/moneybags are so weak and toothless that they'd let Trump get the nom but yeah

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link

we're getting to a point where it's really not impossible that trump wins the nomination

which is just kinda insane

iatee, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link

I'm not sure what's 'better for america', that happening and this kinda being like the french 2002 election or rubio or cruz winning and having an actual shot at becoming president. I guess #2 is scarier but less embarrassing?

iatee, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link

the cowardice in the GOP is remarkable, the totality of the self-serving shortsightedness

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link

it's not just cowardice, they don't have any good angle to attack trump from

iatee, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link

haha oh sure they do

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link

he's not some unbeatable figure, the guy is an idiot that gets by on going unchallenged

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link

that they can't bribe a proxy to attack him is the crazy part. I'm not saying Rience Priebus would be an effective vehicle for delivering an anti-Trump message, but you'd think one of these bajillionaire backers would be able to buy a candidate to serve as a front for GOP leadership attacks. This is cloak and dagger ratfucking stuff, sure, but the GOP used to be good at that shit!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link

'challenging him' just feeds the persecution complex that the reactionary white nationalist subculture is built on

iatee, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link

what's the alternative

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link

Voting for him in primaries.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link

I mean it depends on who's doing the challenging - if its someone who's an even bigger asshole, but (crucially) one who can be brought to heel when necessary, then problem solved. Trump can't be brought to heel, which is the problem.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link

where exactly are they gonna find a bigger asshole than donald trump?

iatee, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link

sometimes I wonder why trump wont go away, but literally every single time I go to the lunch counter in my building they have cnn on and that idiots fat face is on the screen

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link

where exactly are they gonna find a bigger asshole than donald trump?

Cruz fits the bill. Christie too, if he didn't already have the obama-hug-taint

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link

idk I'm just spitballing it's just weird to see all these powerful interests totally cowed and unwilling to invest/pick a side

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link

they did invest and pick a side, that ship sunk

iatee, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link

they did invest and pick a side, that ship sunk

then pick another side!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link

that anybody thought JEB! had any legs is also nuts, of course

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link

Clip of Trump on CNN a minute ago (referring to Cruz, I assume): "If somebody hits me, I'm gonna hit him back so hard..." Made me think of Goodfellas: "If anyone complained twice, they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again." Cruz is going to turn up in a car trunk one of these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpmtMyr6orE

clemenza, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

don't they already know that throwing money behind a losing candidate isn't effective, though? like, wouldn't they be looking seriously at romney's losses and, free of the must-be-insanely-conservative-to-win fixation, thinking that they can't even actually field anyone as 'presidential' right now?

j., Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

the question is who 'they' are, like how large is the non-crazy part of the republican party at this point?

iatee, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

small but v v rich.

it's not just throwing money behind a candidate, it's financing attack ads etc.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 00:09 (eight years ago) link


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