Buttload of Faith: the 2016 Presidential Primary Thread (Pt 2)

Nippled America?

lol at this graphic accompanying one of those stupid "Who should i vote for?" quizzes on WashPo:

http://i.imgur.com/icdgbcL.jpg

(open in different tab for full size)

who is that guy with the goatee and the glasses, 6th from the left, standing next to cool guy Rand Paul?

wait is that supposed to be carson?!

which of these unrecognizable blobs should I vote for?

Reservoir candidates

http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/4ctv9pxKpwjTFevWQbvaqXkXbPF.jpg

christie looks like he's about to tumble down the stairs on his way out of a dinner party

i caan driiive, ahm good

You may wish to vote for: 80s Trump.

Hilary seems appropriately smug.

(I should definitely care less about this but): Who's that supposed to be to the left of Fiorina?

no idea. 4 of them look like huckabee on the cusp of discovering a natural gas leak to me

Lol @ Pataki and Kasich as mirror images including skeletal hand.

has anyone compared Cruz to Nixon yet?

unlikable, socially awkward, a demagogue eager to exploit resentments to score points, collector of chits, riddled with phlebitis

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVTVybKUYAASeeY.jpg

cruz seems like nixon

McCarthy is the first connection that comes to mind, although of course Nixon isn't so far removed

And Mister Rogers.

this idiot wasn't even born in america

I hate that I care about this, but it's bugging me.

1. Sanders
2. Clinton
3. O’Malley?
4. Rubio
5. Paul
6. Carson
7. Trump
8. Jeb?
9. Graham
10. Cruz?
11. Pataki?
12. ?
13. Fiorina
14. Kasich
15. Santorum?
16. Christie
17. Huckabee

you're right on all the question marked ones, i think. maybe 12 is gilmore?

Yeah, that makes sense - I was checking against Real Clear Politics' list, and thinking that it would have to be Jindal, because him dropping out is what took it from 14 to 13, but Gilmore is the 14th in the race! He just doesn't appear on RCP because he never polls >.5%.

Gilmore! Thanks. I couldn't think of a chubster apart from the obvious chubbos.

I also wondered about when it was created and whether there'd be ex-candidates in the lineup. Blue-Tie #3 looks nothing like O'Malley, but even less like Webb. Both are stocky little apple-shaped guys, not slender willows.

Lol the last two sentences on the 'Jim Gilmore presidential campaign, 2016' wiki page:

"Gilmore has insisted that he's "not going anywhere," and will continue to run.

On October 30th, 2015, Jim Gilmore was verified on Twitter."

he's just waiting for the ol' GilmoMentum to kick in

http://www.fanpop.com/images/polls/29428_1_full.jpg

I'm sad that Lincoln Chafee dropped out before that graphic was ordered

will anyone ask the GOP candidates about this I wonder:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2015/12/03/reagan-bush-41-memos-reveal-how-republicans-used-to-think-about-climate-change-and-the-environment/

who is that guy with the goatee and the glasses, 6th from the left, standing next to cool guy Rand Paul?

the Penn Gilette of 1990?

btw Trump says his medical records will show "perfection"

well dammit now we have to vote for him

at least he will make a great organ donor

Trump's essence is pure. Why have the other candidates refused to give sample? What are they hiding?

lol @ Gil. i hope he sees himself playing a tortoise and hare game. these other guys, they'll tucker themselves out, and then at the end, it'll be trump and ol' gil!

My prostate cancer is terrific. Just the best. You've never seen cancer like it.

"It's insane, this guy's taint."

http://www.ericvonhoffman.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/taint.png

clinton's dark money:

http://sunlightfoundation.com/blog/2015/12/03/behind-the-clinton-campaign-dark-money-allies/

http://www.npr.org/2015/12/03/458329895/trump-to-jewish-republicans-im-a-negotiator-like-you-folks

from what i've noticed anecdotally any of the affection for trump in the orthodox jewish republican community comes entirely from identification w/ ivanka

he must realize it too "You just like me because my daughter happens to be Jewish," Trump said as he took the stage. He added that his daughter Ivanka has a great husband and is very happy, but "the only bad news is I can't get her on Saturday," referring to Shabbat, a Jewish day of rest.

is that the daughter he publicly speculated about schtupping

"get her"

i think she is gorgeous but i'm not her father

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgPvoMR-aZo

from that screengrab, i'm assuming the answer is "you, little boy"

from mouths of babes trumpjungen quex

he's a regular hadrian

that ppl are into him is even harder to understand than the whole "I'd have a beer with GWB" thing

well he is stupid, loudmouthed, rude and overpriveleged ie like most of America

which is not to say that most of America likes him - at this point I hope he gets the nom just so the GOP gets absolutely hosed in the election

he doesn't seem v convincing on the deep fascist charisma level but then i watch videos of hitler giving speeches and think he looks like a creepy balding dude. the crowd loves it tho. (not to say that trump is hitler but i haven't watched a lot of mussolini or franco speeches)