Buttload of Faith: the 2016 Presidential Primary Thread (Pt 2)

I love the notion that Obama created the "celebrity presidency," from people who still worship the actual movie star they elected president.

cannot abide listening to the lout, but apparently speech included "some of my best friends are Muslims"

but Reagan actually did stuff they like as governor, like allowing open-carry via 'inspiration' from the Black Panthers
xp

tispy otm

fiorina in iowa last night:

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Many of the more extreme conservatives are nothing if not cognitively dissonant to an extent that the presence of actual cognition is way arguable.

Feel the Fury-orina

That photo is just a notch or two below Jeb!'s "whoop 'er!" clip on the schadenfreude scale.

Jeb!'s numbers are now almost down to Fiorina levels btw - under 4% in the latest RCP polling average (usual caveats apply). Maybe he should change his name to ''Jeb.''.

'Jeb...?'

Jeb.

J3b

aw I like the cut of his jeb

Job!

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I like to say his slogan to the tune of Paul McCartney's "Jet."

"Jeb! Oooooooooooooh...Jeb! Ooooooooooo."

Zhlub!

lol JiC

the ongoing humiliation of the Bush clan is this holiday season's one true gift

“Who has the leadership skills to actually make the tough decisions to fix the things that aren’t working right now that are holding people back?”

I mean can we just lol @ the terrible construction of this sentence

...jeb

http://mic.com/articles/129907/this-guy-is-swapping-guns-with-dildos-in-pictures-of-republicans-holding-automatic-weapons#.M3ybsyEzM

I have the leadership skills to actually make some tough decisions, maybe in order to fix the things that aren’t working right now but probably not things that won't be working later and definitely not not the things that are holding people back.

the ongoing humiliation of the Bush clan is this holiday season's one true gift

http://images.dailykos.com/images/183138/large/RTX1X2B1.jpg?1449247296

http://www.kotatv.com/image/view/-/36781962/highRes/2/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/9y1ix1/-/GettyImages-499791380-jpg.jpg

I though the first photo was of a Klansman.

how accessible is this statute and how soon can I deface it

can't lie: Paul Ryan looks hotter w/a beard

goin for that right wing Jake Gyllenhaal steez

p sure they still let tourists in the rotunda; you may be tased instantly, tho

goin for that right wing Jake Gyllenhaal steez

― Οὖτις,

THIS

no comparison, see the ophthalmologist

only if he looks like Jake.

“Who has the leadership skills to actually make the tough decisions to fix the things that aren’t working right now that are holding people back?”

Singing this in my head to the tune of "Theme from Shaft."

Jeb! Can you dig it?

good one

i see that R Maddow leads the speculation that Trump is trying to sabotage his campaign.

lol Dan

My gut says that the list of republican presidential candidates who actually do want to be president boils down to, like, Cruz and Rubio. Everyone else seems like they have ulterior motives for going through the charade. It used to be easier to believe that of Trump before he got scary but I do ultimately think that it's likely he'll 'inadvertently' sabotage his own chances because a) he doesn't really want to be president and b) he can't be seen voluntarily stepping down like a pussy loser.

i have to admit i don't understand the idea that trump doesn't really want to be president. what's in it for him? more influence? to what end? he's already rich and powerful. also, for a guy who doesn't want to be president he sure is putting a lot of time across iowa and new hampshire.

i see his escalating bigotry as inevitable and in line with his persona, not as attempts to sabotage his own campaign. he's slowly revealing more and more of his core, and, big shocker, lots of people are also terrible people and support him.

xpost And I'm half convinced that he doesn't even believe most of the shit he says or positions that he takes. He's a troll who bought his way into the world's most prominent comments section.

it isn't even clear that this is hurting his campaign at all

"trump is trying to sabotage his campaign" is such a lazy stance from a news anchor. is that what maddow is? i saw her show once and the snark was dialed up so high it literally felt like i was watching a daily show segment

if you entertain the notion that he needs more than a third of the GOP rank-and-file to win the nomination, it could be hurting it w/out it registering now. xp

(and that the party Establishment will likely do whatever it takes to block him)

i see his escalating bigotry as inevitable and in line with his persona, not as attempts to sabotage his own campaign.

otm, although I assume half the things he said are lifted from things he overhears from his supporters, a la the oxycontin thing. like what he said about taking control of the internet.

Maddow's not worth listening to

the list of republican presidential candidates who actually do want to be president boils down to, like, Cruz and Rubio.

Christie too imo

If we assume (correctly) that Trump's base is mostly aggrieved white people who have an incoherent grasp on the aspects of Otherness they're aggrieved about, naturally his continued incoherent appeals to their grief (and the increasing legitimacy he grants said grief by dint of his highly-visible platform) would only cement his popularity among that base. But he's starting to really marginalize (and, perhaps...radicalize?) himself at this point, so his overall support is going to dwindle for sure.

many xps

Jeborina!

Also, the Shaft line should be "Jeb, can you fix it?"

It wouldn't surprise me if this all ends up marginalizing Trump, but it also wouldn't surprise me if the base comes around to his point of view and agrees that they are a-ok with outright fascism in the US

yeah christie wants it, no way that dude does any running unless it's for something he really really wants

if the base comes around to his point of view and agrees that they are a-ok with outright fascism in the US

they're already there and have been there since the Dubya administration

granted Dubya's fascist moves were more along the lines of state power/police state + crony oligarchy and didn't cop the racist populism angle but this trend didn't come out of nowhere.

My going baseless theory re: Trump's bait-and-switch presidential run is that he's secretly building an enormous underground prepper complex somewhere in the mountains where he's gonna try to get his followers to move after the completely debased US government forces him to concede the nomination. He has some plan to monetize this hate movement he's amassed, surely on as large a scale as possible.

yeah christie wants it, no way that dude does any running unless it's for something he really really wants

lol because fat.

quality tabloid work here
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