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Try just doing bodyweight pushups and add the boobs back in when you get your form down.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link

firing u as personal trainer

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link

lol

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 December 2015 00:14 (eight years ago) link

lol

srsly though, boobs and naturally weaker upper body strength are both oft cited as reasons pushups tend to be harder for women (particularly women with boobs). No shame in that IMO.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 10 December 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link

Started Starting Strength today. I'm doing just pitifully low numbers on the three exercises on day A (squat 3x5, bench press 3x5, deadlift 1x5), but that's to be expected since I'm following the instructions exactly. Contrary to the kind of cultish reputation the book has and the kind of douchey writing style of RIPPETOE (lots of macho horseshit), it really is an excellent set of recommendations to avoid injury. Instead of going to failure or trying to push the number of reps in a set, it's 100% about keeping proper form, presumably with the aim of being able to actually manage the heavier loads later on without crunching my spine like a tube of Pringles.

The starting weight gets calibrated by just doing a set with an empty bar (45 lb), adding a little weight, doing another set, and stopping right at the point where your lifting movement starts to noticeably slow down, which really does feel like the sweet spot for doing the required reps with perfect form. Right now I'm at just 95 on the squat, 105 on the bench, and 115 on deadlift, which is way south of where I was on all three, but the requirements have me adding 10-15 lbs per week so it shouldn't take me too long to improve at a reasonable pace.

I haven't started any kind of carb counting yet; just moved from my temporary two weeks OH GOD SO MANY PAPERS AND FINALS ALL IS LOST EAT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT stress mode to just watching my carb intake, dropping sugar and making sure to eat lots of meat & veggies.

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Thursday, 10 December 2015 00:42 (eight years ago) link

i eat a lot of yams and rice. carbs are good.

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 10 December 2015 01:07 (eight years ago) link

q i have so much to say about pushups but the main thing i would like to say is: i can't do them and it's embarrassing but i have started working on it lately

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 10 December 2015 01:07 (eight years ago) link

iirc we have pretty similar body types, i.e., the worst for pushups. but i believe they are possible.

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 10 December 2015 01:07 (eight years ago) link

i am gonna work on my planks. i sag in the middle and as a physics enthusiast i know that keeping a non-saggy form is going to make me able to do a pushup. i have been improving my pressing a lot lately. not necessarily a lot of weight yet but better form and engaging the middle of my body more.

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 10 December 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link

i love to overhead press have i mentioned that

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 10 December 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link

also i am working on the hollow position and i do a lot of deadbugs which has helped my ribs stay down when i do stuff because i have sticking out ribs, if i wasn't kind of flabby at the moment

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 10 December 2015 01:10 (eight years ago) link

i don't find knees down to help at all. not even a little. a long time ago i was working on it and could do like 50 knees down pushups but 0 regular. you gotta do incline pushups and negative pushups.

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 10 December 2015 01:12 (eight years ago) link

I did overhead bar press for the first time the other day and I was shocked at how hard it was for me actually -- I think the shoulders might even be the weakness in my bench press I had mentioned above. I was only pressing like 65 lbs and I felt like "yeah, this is enough."

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 10 December 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

i do dumbell thrusters its fun

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2015 02:27 (eight years ago) link

I'm kind of dreading barbell presses on Friday- I've never done them before and it just seems like the kind of thing that could go disastrously wrong.

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Thursday, 10 December 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link

Just don't overload the weight and build up gradually to test your limits. I'm actually a guy with a lot of irrational lifting anxiety -- I always think I'm gonna squat and not be able to get back up or drop a bar on my neck or something. But it's easier to get the bar back onto the rack than you'd think even when you can't complete a rep, plus as long as there are people around in your gym it's pretty easy to call for someone to help with the bar (not that I have ever actually had to do that).

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 10 December 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link

i do dumbell thrusters its fun

― lag∞n, Wednesday, December 9, 2015

haha my work itt is done!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 December 2015 03:46 (eight years ago) link

lol did u recommend those

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link

I been fn w some dumbells/a kettlebell to expand my apres run routine which is usually pullups and maybe some core/yoga shit its p cool

if anyone has some nice ideas abt exercises to do w these things im listening

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

turkish get-ups ftw

― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:20 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also: dumbbell thrusters

― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:21 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk abt turkish getups seems like u wld drop it on yr face and die

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:28 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thrusters look nice tho thx

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:28 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 December 2015 04:56 (eight years ago) link

Push-ups are one of those where I think the argument to progress from bodyweight to barbell is backward. Easier to progress a bench press until you're strong enough to do real push-ups IMO.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 10 December 2015 05:58 (eight years ago) link

nice thank u namaste xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2015 06:18 (eight years ago) link

feel like they r a nice warm up for squats too

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2015 06:18 (eight years ago) link

yeah i am a lot more interested in bench pressing more weight than i am in pushups. but someone like myself should be able to do one and they would be good to do at home like.

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 10 December 2015 11:36 (eight years ago) link

i used to struggle to press just the bar overhead once now i can do it a lot of times. love it. body position helps as does making sure to eat enough that day.

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 10 December 2015 11:41 (eight years ago) link

Dear gymbros, I'm sorry for misusing the equipment, but you were all using the squat rack for crazy exercises, so you forced my hand.
I did squats in the benchpress rack.

It was awkward.
Sitting on the bench, scooting under the bar, sitting up straight with the weights on my back, then scooting back and standing up. Then step back to squat out on the floor, getting in everyone's way. For gainz!

Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Øystein), Thursday, 10 December 2015 11:42 (eight years ago) link

you could have just made them proper box squats with that set up

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 10 December 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link

Perhaps, though I've never done box squats before, so I wouldn't really have known quite how to go about it. Also, it's a rack that has the bench welded to it, so I had to keep my legs a bit too far apart for a comfortable squat. It probably wouldn't work out.
It was pretty clumsy, so I did switch over the moment the squat rack was free.

Have any of you guys done Jim Wendler's 5-3-1? I'm thinking of going for that over the winter, since I need a new program, and need a kick in the ass to get stronger again.
I might look a bit more though, as I'd kinda like to try something that included cleans, or clean and jerks, since I've had no experience with those lifts. (I have toyed around a bit with the front squat though.)

Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Øystein), Thursday, 10 December 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link

totally here is a nice template i stole from someone https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B1Rofabo2fBnd3FCbzV0bmhlV2M/edit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 10 December 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link

Ah, that's great, thanks!

Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Øystein), Thursday, 10 December 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

i'm excited to go to the gym today

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 12 December 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

me too

mattresslessness, Saturday, 12 December 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

Had my first ever close call with injury yesterday. I was squatting and went over and to the right a little just as I was going below parallel. I was OK since I had the safety bars in the rack, but it was still scary as hell. The culprit was most likely sleep- I have a lifelong history of poor sleep and spent most of yesterday either hoofing it around Manhattan or trying and failing to sleep on a bus, and it was a weight I'd handled on Monday with no problems (an imposing 115 lb).

Other factors apply as well. I'm still trying to work on my squat form, since I'd been doing it pretty badly up until now; I'm not used to having my knees out at the proper angle or squatting with a low bar, and I'm one of those people built such that squats are harder than they should be (long legs, narrow pelvis, short torso). I got a full night's sleep and I'm working with a trainer today with an empty bar and maybe a half load to try and fix my form before going back in on Saturday.

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Thursday, 17 December 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

And no, it's definitely` not diet-related; I've been eating carbs like a motherfucker :(

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Thursday, 17 December 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

get some sleep!

does anyone else here find front squats considerably harder than back squats? the form seems trickier to get right, and my wrists in particular are seemingly impossible to contort into the right puhzish --- they kill after a single set. i'd be inclined to just say fuck front squats forever and only do back squats but everything i've read would suggest that fronts have more applicability to the kinds of activities i lift weights to support

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 December 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

it's all about the flexibility in the front rack position. It takes time and work to feel comfortable with it and honestly some people will always struggle to some degree. The benefits from it are significant imo as far as full body workout and core strengthening.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 December 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

oh i have thoughtz on the front squat

yes it's awful. my back squat is not so hot either, but after yanking the same spot in my back for mysterious reasons, i thought i'd try the FS as it's more upright. i've been trying it for a few months? i only squat once a week now.

i absolutely can't get my forearm and wrist to do the classic hand position, so i do the crossover one. i can find a youtube of a trainer saying that's fine, if you'd like

the weights i'm dealing with are barely more than half of what i could do on the back squat. which is... humbling. it def takes some thought to get the descent right -- breaking with the knees, sinking back into it, feels very different.

weirdly i haven't hit a point where it's "hard" as in the stand-up is a strain, but i've def hit a point where the weight runs against some hard limit on my lower core flexibility and the descent just locks up. like everything is fine but at a certain point i can't get my low back+hips+knees to bend in concert under a load. i have to "pull" hard to get all the way down. it's the weirdest thing.

goole, Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link

sounds sorta similar to my experience. and yeah, a vid saying that the crossover is fine would be appreciated --- i've tried it that way and feel like a herb

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:17 (eight years ago) link

xps One thing I've been doing that I find helps with squat form is either on off days or as a warmup to just do a set or two of bodyweight squats with a lightweight bar raised over my head, trying to keep my shoulders back, lats squeezed, back straight as much as possible. Sometimes I also do this onto a low plyo-type box.

Haven't tried front squats yet.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

xp for me i'm working on my front squat to complement my cleans so i've never tried crossover style. i would see no reason why crossover wouldnt help from a strength perspective though.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link

i think the impt thing is to keep your elbows high? yanking my hands and fingers back seems to have the opposite effect, for me...

goole, Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link

Yep elbows high helps keep everything in line otherwise you're fighting to keep your heals down.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:05 (eight years ago) link

try some overhead squats if you really want to challenge your flexibility and core strength.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 December 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

buddy i don't!!

goole, Thursday, 17 December 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link

lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 December 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

yeah i can't hold a front rack for very long. i'd blame my gorilla arms but i think other people can do it. but it's like my forearms literally wont' go there sometimes.

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Friday, 18 December 2015 02:06 (eight years ago) link

How often do you guys find yourselves not able to do your prior weight on a given day? I had to take 20lbs off my deadlift and 10 off my pull downs today and still had trouble. I think I may have not eaten enough and be a little under slept over the last week.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 18 December 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link

that happens for me too. Some days you just don't have it at all and it could be a combination of factors ime. If i'm not feeling it I take the weight down and work on completing solid reps or spend more time on mobility/flexibility stuff.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 18 December 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

A dude was box-jumping onto this today:
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12373402_10156259586560304_4425519585764522055_n.jpg?oh=4843a2e7d872c033d040712531feb991&oe=5721A67C

He was an average height/build guy. I'm 5'9" and the top of it was about at my belly-button.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:55 (eight years ago) link

say goodbye to your ankles. shit's dangerous. but i'm not big on crossfit.

love the holidays. just eat a lot and get more sw0le

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 18 December 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link

feel like w athletic performance its always kinda a crapshoot like some dats u run fast others not so much

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 December 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link


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