unacceptable fetishes

A friend of mine has a pregnancy fetish.

I don't mean he likes preggo ladies. He likes to imagine himself pregnant. Including drinking to bloat so he has a preggo belly.

And no don't Freud me this is indeed a 'friend'

The other weird one is balloon pop

have you considered downgrading him to 'acquaintance'

Well that's what he kinda is already.

Y'know, there are a ton of fetishes that inspire revulsion (like the above acquaintance) but tbh as long as they keep it in "play" spaces (both physically and mentally) (like it's okay if you want to pretend to be a baby with people who like it when you pretend to be a baby and it doesn't affect how you deal with actual babies), and don't involve anyone who doesn’t want to be involved. I say more power to 'em, even if it does kind of turn my stomach.

I do think, both when you have a fetish and when you think about fetishes you don't have, we all tend to grossly underestimate how many people actually enjoy other people's kinks. That enjoyment really take things from "creepy guy in his basement" to "just a person letting his or her freak flag fly in a space where it's okay to do so."

I can't imagine how awful it must be to find yourself involuntarily turned on by something almost everyone finds disgusting but isn't, strictly speaking, morally wrong. That level of shame isn't good for anyone, imo.

I mean, obviously, if it's non-consentual stuff, the onus is that person to keep it in check forever, and acting on it is despicable. But things like infantalism? Feel for them, even though eeeewwwww.

I also wonder how often fetishes like that aren't actually sexual in nature, but sex is the only space wherein *some people* might accept it, like dudes who go to dominatrixes more to work out control issues than to get their rocks off. Probably not really a binary thing.

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how do you feel about dookie in the mouth

^^^ discarded draft of "baby you're a rich man"

I mean, get it away from *my* mouth, but whatevs, most of our gut revulsion reactions are somewhat overblown compared to the reality of the situation.

Plus they're givin' people shit pills nowadays to treat C. Diff, so it's a brave new world of mouth dooks.

JCLC you've gone too far

sorry for bad "rich girl" segue

from the reddit thread and worth putting here as well

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cuckold/.compact

funny, I clicked on that link and got a message saying

You've been invited to try out reddit's new beta mobile website! TRY REDDIT'S BETA WEBSITE

and when I clicked again it asked me to confirm that I was an adult. and when I clicked again it gave me a page full of cuckold pr0n. I'm pretty sure reddit is negging me tonight.

dookie in the mouth

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