I'd like the moderators to ask these guys how they would fundamentally distinguish the San Bernardino shooting from the Colorado Springs shooting. Does it just boil down to the religion of the shooter?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link
These guys are such dipshits all of them.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link
Which of these chumps keeps coughing off camera?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:17 (eight years ago) link
Is the San Bernardino attack really being treated as a terrorist attack on some different level than a crazy guy shooting up a clinic in Colorado Springs?
― Josh in Chicago
ask them about Dylann Roof
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link
They should take all phones and screens away from these guys, lock them in a room, then just tell them they're the stars of a highly rated reality show. Then keep them in that room, forever, until they die. And then keep broadcasting it, so we can slowly watch them decompose.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:20 (eight years ago) link
Christie's tie is trying to escape.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:21 (eight years ago) link
I actually thought Christie said "And we stopped four dicks..." there--I thought his famous temper was taking hold.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link
Forget office, Jeb! has seriously aged over the course of his campaign.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link
Trump just claimed the Internet for America.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:27 (eight years ago) link
I think Trump wants to invade the internet.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link
I think a firewall that starts with a simple pop-up question--"Are you from Isis?"--would work just fine.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link
ironically being locked in a room and decomposing is kind what it's like to work for the government!
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link
which one of these people would be best at running the day to day functions of the government?
like the really boring shit
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link
Well, if you conclude the day to day function of the government is indiscriminately killing and bombing, they'd probably all be OK at that.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link
Kill, kill, death, death.
who could take care of a plant hte best
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link
http://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2015/06/dead-plant.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link
"who can take care of a plant?"
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link
jeb very much the "very serious person" in the room
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link
FITE!
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link
will ferrell was born to play jeb! not W imo
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link
I think what we have here, boys, is a good ol' fashioned asshole-off.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link
i hope they preserve ben carson's brain when he dies
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link
The dynamic seems pretty obvious. Anyone close stays clear of Trump for the time being; the people who confront him are Bush and Paul. Cruz and Rubio are after each other. Carson's barely in the picture.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:42 (eight years ago) link
Trump fighting with the crowd! What a fucking loon.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:45 (eight years ago) link
Ah, fuck it, I don't want to watch this shit. This is like eating 8 strips of bacon, a pint of gas station ice cream, then plopping down for a Two and half Men rerun marathon.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link
Josh you're never going to be president with that attitude
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link
remember when petraeus was fired for telling obama something he didn't want to hear? "i'm involved in a bizarre and degrading sex scandal"
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link
The office of President is outdated. It's all about the Facebook and Snapchat and Twitter. I will call up my friends on those services, and together we will make American great again.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link
http://is1.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music/v4/5b/c8/26/5bc82600-0020-e1e0-2e54-f06b23cfd4b5/source/300x300bb.jpg
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link
ted cruz is like one of those dudes who took church really *really* seriously
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:00 (eight years ago) link
following the rules for so long you end up making up the rules without knowing it
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:03 (eight years ago) link
Iran is winning everywhere! The Shia crescent is spreading!
― timellison, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link
I think I'm going to bern my Republican primary vote on Christie. I'm curious if he learned anything from #Bridgegate. Maybe he'll be a crook and get impeached after two years.
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link
also he's a pretty #darkhorse candidate and it would be funny to see him make a run and be like lol i'm voting for that guy
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link
Pretty good line by Jeb! (The exclamation belongs to my sentence.)
― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:16 (eight years ago) link
Donald Trump is going to start his own news network!
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link
*trump cruz fist bump*
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:25 (eight years ago) link
When Fiorina and Kasich start in on how much people hate all the squabbling--don't they know that's the only reason to watch one of these things?
― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:28 (eight years ago) link
eh just watch a wwe rerun then, i watch it to catch up on the issues
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link
I didn't catch the first 45 mins or so, but this seemed fairly uneventful. I don't think rubio came off well.
― iatee, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 04:09 (eight years ago) link
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Tuesday, December 15, 2015 8:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
please. please ask about Roof. and ask about his hero, white supremacist Earl Holt, who has given tens of thousands of dollars to three men standing on that stage tonight.
― big fat rascal (will), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 04:14 (eight years ago) link
just don't play a game where you have to drink if they mention mental instability
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 04:35 (eight years ago) link
or when this thread mentions mental instability (wingnuts etc) (x-post)
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 04:36 (eight years ago) link
NPR news led w/ a Huckabee quote! The one about Facebook monitoring that sounded like Clinton.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 06:18 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/elections/fact-check.html#/factcheck-20http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/elections/fact-check.html#/factcheck-19http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/elections/fact-check.html#/factcheck-18
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 07:47 (eight years ago) link
Naturally the hacks this morning obsess over Jeb!'s "comeback" and ignore Rand Paul inflicting well-timed stings on Christie, Rubio, and Cruz for their belligerence.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 14:28 (eight years ago) link
Sting (wrestler or musician) entering the race at this point would indeed be well-timed.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
Sting's expertise in tantric practices may help Republican candidates in their decisionmaking about whether to stay in or pull out (of the race).
― medley of extemporanea (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link