Twitter C/D

maybe running summaries of delightful clusterfucks, like getting locked in a room and waiting for the locksmith

wonder if Rita Eleutério will come off @rmde for $5

guys i need tips on using twitter, what should i start tweeting abt

― gr8080, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 3:48 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nothing. You have absolutely nothing interesting to contribute to the world, and neither do 95% of the people out there.

I'm sorry, did I say 95%? I meant 99%.

steady snrubbin

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some good topics to tweet about: saving ppl clicks, dogs, how society is in the gutter, constipation, current events, apple watches, online, the weather, how other ppl are bad, coffee

i agree that i find it hard to think of things to tweet just off the dome, don't worry about it i guess

the one-sided feud between john schindler, national security man and swarthyvillain is the funniest thing on twitter dot com right now

lemme tell u somthin folks if john d RTs u just strap in cause ur abt to get a lot of notifications

if you want to try a different tack here's a few parody/fun account ideas for free:

shit hitler says
angolan beiber
secretariat
homophobic jewish grandmother
obama...on stilts
hexadecimal redneck
wedgie doctor
you might have polio if
mork meets the kardashians

gimmick twitter account ideas youve had

my advice is dont think, just tweet

if u think of a tweet and then ur like oh no ppl wont like that this tweet is problematic thats a good tweet

There's a funny twitter beef going on between comedian Patton Oswalt and conservative weird Ben Shapiro, you could interject yourself into that to get your feet wet.

Lifehacks to good-ass twitter rh

lemme tell u somthin folks if john d RTs u just strap in cause ur abt to get a lot of notifications

― lag∞n, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 12:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still goin

obama...on stilts

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 5:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd read the hell out of this

twitter is great because you get to see the lex tweet about cooking and it looks good

ilu man but

proud of lex for getting into cooking

i found out my sister is on twitter, looking forward to the day I accidentally retweet her and the zing cru notices

Lex's cooking tweets made me happier than any gift

i actually am a big fan of the "while you were away" feature now

i do not like that feature and want to disable it

i quite like it tbh

i might give it a star but def not a heart

lol i have nothing to do with the cooking in my tweets aside from documenting and eating it

twitter is bad again

Twitter will p much always be good for me but the way i use it (as an RSS feed and for live commentary on sporting events) pretty much guarantees that. if you're really into, idk, content creation or whatever i can see it being more up and down

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reply otm

muting shd be illegal either follow or unfollow twitter.com i live for this

follow or block I say

respectable

I live to mute. Maintain relationships, but never hear from them. I wish I could treat real life like that.

yeah if you know ppl who have the time to see who follows or w/e

Plus some people are cool 90% of the time but then an awards show comes on and you have to mute them for a day.

fair

that is 24 hour mute, thought we meant lifetime mute

feel bad, a local socially awkward friend who tweets 90% about sports, including local high school sports, was someone I unfollowed. I now happily skim over those since his kidneys are failing and I want to be observant of his life?

muting shd be illegal either follow or unfollow twitter.com i live for this

this used to be my policy but I have been in way too many "why did you unfollow me" conversations to maintain it

so those conversations actually happen? the few times i've unfollowed someone who follows me back, i've mentally prepared to have to explain myself but it's never come up. and when i've noticed someone i liked has unfollowed me, i'm so crestfallen and ashamed i can't bring myself to ask even though i really do wanna know whether i said something to hurt or offend that i should be aware of or if they just like something i insult on a daily basis like Drake.

i had that conversation with people earlier this year who didn't realize that i'd unfollowed, like, everyone except my bot. brutal.

this is why i never check who's unfollowed me -- i don't really want to know

i never check or notice either bc like there are innumerable reasons ppl might unfollow me, exhaustion, idk they felt like they were following too many people, any of the innumerable not-at-all-personal reasons i've unfollowed people.

many of them take it very personally though which makes me think it really is intended personally

earlier this year the first irl conversation i had with this one music writer involved her asking me "didn't you unfollow me on twitter" and i had but i had totally forgotten why and *it really doesn't matter*

add to list no follow that's the motto

it is p weird if someone you're friends with or have known a long time unfollows you. like i guess if you saw them often it wouldn't happen anyway. only really happened me once, i unfollowed them also - i haven't seen them since and realised i don't see them much - plus my twitter is a p erratic mix of shit - i don't bother streamlining my personal brand - loyal customers only.

yeah someone i have worked with for years and continue to work with unfollowed me this year and i'm like uhhh ok but i don't like value their friendship or anything so it's no biggie

Ugh twitter

this used to be my policy but I have been in way too many "why did you unfollow me" conversations to maintain it

― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, December 26, 2015 11:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the correct answer is "unfollow bug" lol

"i did a big springclean recently i must have just done it by mistake ahahah how is work and all you're looking well"