not the typical thread entry, but my father (not usually prone to cheeziness but fb seems to bring out the worst in him) posted this on facebook
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12373410_1160225974011323_4901773426796138971_n.jpg?oh=4a73e2b8d0a633224fc987731767844b&oe=56FCF4F8
his partner was really cold to my sisters and i when we saw them over christmas... got me worried
― flopson, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/936281_1124370760909121_3713623171474444494_n.jpg?oh=a7820ee2c6ad374f36fa2aa6f782b0ec&oe=570F542C
― how's life, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link
*shares*
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12196368_529517747210805_3699692238038034839_n.jpg?oh=2d61b1a2e560f454a979bfb9e4f08a84&oe=570D1035
― nomar, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
I feel like Facebook memes might actually make me a supporter of the Kardashians after all.
― Bitch I'm in the 2112 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
why choose sides when both are equally repugnant?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
Fonzi isn't repugnant!
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link
less Kardashian's what?
― nomar, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
Paregnunt
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
dude just walking around, getting really outraged over all the animal traps
― qualx, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
venus fly trap one is such a labored joke, i mean these things always are but i mean... does anybody ever think any of those things about flies or bears or rats? kinda undermines the observational humor thing they're going for...
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link
My sister is one of those middle-aged women who post tons of Aunty Acid macros (in between supporting-the-police ones whenever someone in Minneapolis has the audacity to do a Black Lives Matter protest).
― the nae naes have it (suzy), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 09:18 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1909703_1082083041815387_7505024300766852867_n.jpg?oh=42a71985e4361a0f6c4762b593db0925&oe=56FEC58A
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 23:08 (eight years ago) link
(Flopson, hope all okay re that situation. The idea expressed in that image - 'getting rid of toxic people' - is a pretty dangerous one ime, because usually people can't actually cut the alleged problem person out of their life, and just end up being cold and difficult to them)
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link
idk some people seem to have had success cutting toxic ppl out of their lives
https://fkrbzm.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/0fb69-dexter_45b15d.jpg?w=400&h=250
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Friday, 1 January 2016 10:46 (eight years ago) link
erm,
It really does become more and more like some kind of Up with People cult. (And don't make light of it.) They should consider a name change from Facebook to the Mike Curb Congregation.
― clemenza, Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/12278788_1267477266601925_3002289743330527315_n.jpg?oh=e43c3eb4098131768485214c77485039&oe=571996E9
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 4 January 2016 08:24 (eight years ago) link
is there any overlap i have some leftover PTO
― qualx, Monday, 4 January 2016 08:35 (eight years ago) link
Mike 'Erb Congregation.
― Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2016 09:42 (eight years ago) link
beware of images you guys.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10313387_694871497218688_715014244525385125_n.jpg?oh=93aa1da306df545f5f6d5e37d22858ba&oe=571264C4
― how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 15:24 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12049740_762562617206284_1682785688554429367_n.jpg?oh=71ed31826a8d8f2f23d441802bcf31ee&oe=570846E3
― how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link
Most of us.
Or is that a UK thing?
― Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link
No. Pretty sure its all of us.
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Monday, 4 January 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link
Um, I can't.
But I don't see where to click to respond...this is a poll, right?
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 4 January 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link
Using "still" implies the "us" the macro is addressed to only includes those who could drive a manual transmission vehicle in the past. So, probably most such drivers could "still" drive one.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link
quite.
My mum used to, but won't have a manual now.
― Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link
really trying to stay off facebook for a month wish me luck!
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 January 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link
But you'll miss stuff like this!
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/l/t31.0-8/12473595_10153916573159255_8520023438343310278_o.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 7 January 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link
Hey guyz remember how music didn't have sexy girls or well-coordinated boy bands pre-1981?
Reminds me of how annoyed I am at this one:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TLjxYXIxtKY/T0tK3Rl5ikI/AAAAAAAADcI/Sfdva1PI0Ls/s1600/425255_10150596921367138_500557137_9092003_1797553504_n.jpg
First, Sinatra didn't write that; Dorothy Fields did. He wrote almost no songs and certainly no standards.
Second, it's infuriatingly cherry-picked. Plenty of oldster records have stupid lyrics. Sinatra also sang "doo bee doo bee doo," for example. How about we talk about the genius of "lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lolly lolly lollypop," and compare it to a relatively sophisticated, lyrically complex contemporary song?
Makes me want to go all contrarian on their ass and memeify something like "She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah" vs., I dunno, heck, "Ashes of American Flags" or something.
― ineluctable modality of the chewable (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 January 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link
Do it
― Evan, Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:01 (eight years ago) link
Wake me up when September ends.
― Mark G, Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link
Frank could sing still "doo bee doo" and it would have a million times the artistry of Bieber singing, I dunno, "Ave Maria" or something
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:04 (eight years ago) link
You should do a whole FB page of just that.
― how's life, Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:06 (eight years ago) link
When you've loved and lost the way Frank has, then you know what life's about.
-Tommy Pischedda
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:10 (eight years ago) link
Adam - yeah I know - I'd rather listen to Frank too. But it's still intellectually dishonest in a way I find irritating.
It's like comparing a 1926 Veuve Clicquot with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 being shared by hobos outside 7-11, to prove that French wine is better than American wine.
You may still be correct in your conclusion, but it's a terrible way to make the argument.
― ineluctable modality of the chewable (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link
You mean something like this, Mad Puffin?
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/1916685_199760047036003_4805993188853535341_n.jpg?oh=5d5b68b1330fc610c67de9f634057717&oe=57107BDA
― emil.y, Thursday, 7 January 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link
Yes! Thanks.
― it takes the village people (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 January 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link
excellent
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Thursday, 7 January 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link
haha very good
― Nhex, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:50 (eight years ago) link
saved for later
― Spottie, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvgsu7XIIAA5brI.jpg
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:54 (eight years ago) link
so definitely not corny macro-related but i noticed that I'm starting to receive like official notifications from random shit I don't know about? Different from like spam friend requests, this is coming in the actual notifications icon at the top like "so and so added a photo" and I have no idea who or what they are and have no visible connection to thrm
― marcos, Friday, 8 January 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1009903_10153216189736512_7839691997094790894_n.jpg?oh=5230d9266e2e818cff50c6f4706086d5&oe=57136B27
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 8 January 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link
they do, however, jam a ribbon to his ass with a thumbtack
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 January 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link
fuck that avocado wolf guy.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Saturday, 9 January 2016 04:03 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/1914859_490881817780913_5101878060603774939_n.jpg?oh=0679d72eb42d5498070d0f8348569923&oe=573E04E7
― nomar, Saturday, 9 January 2016 06:16 (eight years ago) link
coleslaw in burned catcher's mitt?
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Saturday, 9 January 2016 06:57 (eight years ago) link
i love "fishy playground"
― billstevejim, Saturday, 9 January 2016 07:57 (eight years ago) link
great song indeed
― niels, Saturday, 9 January 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link