game-related lolz of some fashion

Like many of us when we were kids, we wanted to be like Luke Skywalker or obi juan Kenobi, but like all of us, we do not live in a galaxy far far away.

Risks and challenges

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals.

at least he knows the challenges

obi juan Kenobi seems to have been changed to obi jim Kenobi now, and at some point was apparently obi one kenobi, that's probably enough of a tip off that this is just a spoof, right?

along with

Helpful tip of the day: "Spelt" is a type of wheat, although some use this noun to describe what they spelled.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1793481042/star-wars-open-world-rpg?ref=project_link#

dead

Hello Everyone...

I'd like to start off by saying I'm sorry to Disney for using their logo and name. Having said that, I find it very disturbing that you want to report me to them. As if they didn't already know. You truly want to see some be in debt for the wrest of their life because they had a dream for a video game that they never created. Very selfish, and very ironic. Disney was created because Walt Disney had a dream, was it not? I find it ironic because on a lot of the news and the forums there was a quote from something I said. It read " I have talked to Disney, and they have informed me to contact Lucas arts". I believe most of you said quote " that's like a father telling the kid to go ask their mother because they do not want to deal with them." Yet I recieved emails from random people basically telling their dad to send me to timeout because they don't like me.

Secondly, I am taking this kick starter down myself. Disney has not contacted me to tell me to shut it down for those of you who think you own Disney. I am taking this kick starter down, because I very much respect Disney, and I do not want this to get to big. I love all their pirates of the Caribbean movies. I always wanted to be captain jack, but I think Mr. Depp is to good to be replaced. I have faith that somewhere in the future, a game like the one I described, will be made by Disney/EA/LucasFilms/Bioware or whoever is going to do it.

Thirdly I know my spelling and grammar sucks, but all you need is the force and you will do ok in life. I wrote the entire thing on my phone while in Childress Texas with a JUAN bar. So I did not care for spelling mistakes, because of that and I really didn't think I'd actually be doing this. As many of you pointed out I am highly unqualified. The point of this whole Kickstarter is to not let your dreams be dreams. Don't say tomorrow just do it.

-Devin Tripp

Thanks for all the backers. It made this whole thing extra funny

Disney has not contacted me to tell me to shut it down for those of you who think you own Disney.

why is this cracking me up so much

http://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/8897d1a1-bc9e-456b-ad1c-977b8bed75b8_tablet.gif

I was hoping he'd fall forward and headbutt the screen.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/c182c3dad4cf99cf7ea81bf90812921e/tumblr_nzr8n0PzqO1sviuduo1_400.gif

hahah

nice

https://twitter.com/HIDEO__KOJIMA_/status/686036141955518464

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAgSPaJP9Mm/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/parenting/wp/2016/01/13/yup-im-an-apathetic-dad-its-awesome/

lol snoop

welcome to 3 years ago, Snoop

the fuck is you doing, Bill Gates?

http://www.pippinbarr.com/games/indiebungle2/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A&feature=youtu.be

I'm not sure that's lolz - depending on your point of view, it's either fascinating or mental illness.

i will say that i learned a lot
kinda lost my cool when we got to triangles t1 to t6
"THAT DIDN'T STOP ME!"

xp there's no reason it can't be both!

I honestly think that's one of the most beautiful videogame pieces I've seen. That's art right there. Love how these people use speedrunning and SM64 specifically as a canvas to create wholly unique new videogames.

otm

yeah, that video had me mesmerized

Karl plz gif portions of that video I'll support you on Patreon

yeah i really enjoyed that video!

sorta seriously: "but that didn't stop me" at 18.41 is likely gonna stick with me in hard times for the rest of my life

i wonder if i could somehow quit my job and get by making gifs on patreon. god that would be 10000x better

Donald Rumsfeld has released a mobile solitaire game

oh I meant to post about that, I saw him shilling for it on The Today Show

it's pretty good!

psyched for karl rove's dating simulator due in september

Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt

Hamoful Boyfriend

Dubya Dragon?

Cruz'n

George W Bush's Tower Defense Challenge

John Minecroft

George W Bush's Tower Defense Challenge

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lol

i can't get past the first easy deal for some reason

did you enjoy the rousing music, or the clips of churchill saying stuff

https://49.media.tumblr.com/e2378abc0442e5eb558b0a8cfa6bc76f/tumblr_ngf8sdaxMy1tqgmodo1_500.gif

dear god that is legit terrifying

if you think about it, war is a lot like solitaire

you have to "play the cards that are dealt to you", for example
sometimes, the "hand that you are dealt" is just impossible to overcome, one could say
kings and queens often play a role, as well as renegade "jacks" and "jokers"
both are covered extensively in newspapers
the royal figures often look you in the eye and offer advice that only you can hear
suits are very important
courage is also very important
along with maintaining "a steady hand"

but they are also different in many ways. for example, wars often involve death

thoroughly annoyed that the coverage all seems to be of the "ancient ex-big shot makes pretty good video game!" stripe instead of "if you give this warmongering torturer a dime of your money you're an ignorant dick"

Yeah but you can download it for free and make fun of it

I'd be concerned that my DL would add to the advertising rates or something. I just really fucking hate the guy, is all.

I'm all for making jokes about it but I'll be damned if I download it