why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/1914859_490881817780913_5101878060603774939_n.jpg?oh=0679d72eb42d5498070d0f8348569923&oe=573E04E7

coleslaw in burned catcher's mitt?

i love "fishy playground"

great song indeed

my FB feed has been really going crazy with sad macros over the past day

pass agg much?

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/944960_1008736549186280_127917695755941006_n.jpg?oh=952c3ebc3cfdade04e0128f13965a7a7&oe=571553E7

sorry for huge...

but how do you feel about communicating through Facebook?

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12509196_757939887673288_1177625129051802355_n.jpg?oh=f1c8080a9e61e0f7881d0162e4faced6&oe=5746B5A4

would love to know the secret to making your macros look so shitty
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I dunno, I think your comic sans is packed with 'zip-a-dee'

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1622169_10205734042458020_4928676461869321124_n.jpg?oh=b20f0e3f9432dfe6e3c10df156aec6a4&oe=5711446A

daffy duck + graph paper = missing key to common sense
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12373363_1071181666332914_776944400253691698_n.jpg?oh=6243356dfbda2c6e7b380f0a4f16640f&oe=56FD327F

makes it look like a sega master system game. that's simple common sense.

Fucking coffee memes, I swear I see at least one of those a day from the same four people who all apparently would be locked up for murder now without it.

Also kind of surprised at the lack of confederate flags at countryrebel.com, though this probably explains it:

"Inspire, pioneer and spread the country lifestyle and rebel spirit that make this the greatest nation in the world. Founded in San Diego, CA"

Nothing says "country lifestyle" like San Diego, right? My wife has a newspaper clipping on her office door from a couple years ago about a full-on brawl at a bar in rural-ass Idaho that was started when one group referred to another as "a bunch of Californians".

California country is awesome

http://www.panicstream.net/streams/creedence_clearwater_revival/1970_05_xx/ccr1.jpg

Get ready for this one:

https://wronghands1.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/abridged-classics.jpg

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just lost my "true gentleman" badge

lol obviously you have to let the woman walk on the inside where there's a wall, women love walls and being near them

you also have to let her walk on the more haphazardly patterned bricks as women delight in the sensation of chaos beneath their feet

and why isn't he eating her out? selfish

women should walk on the inside so if there's a mugger in an alleyway the gentleman can use her as a human shield

loool

there's a better reason *punches man into oncoming traffic*

as a door-opening, chair moving, coat-taking-off southern gentleman, the "walk on the street side" struck me as undoable and obnoxious.
the proper way to walk on that narrow of a street is single file btw.

call the Oxford English Dictionary, we've broken this word case wide open

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it's true, she's a real tigress, rooooaaarrr!

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12308820_10154104400589578_6864821657055750430_n.jpg?oh=b761dbbda2ac9bd34d09725224a96990&oe=573F2DA3

ain't it the troof, god how i hate her and what my life has become

I'm covered with paw prints

TIGER MONORAIL!

To be fair, most would struggle to ejaculate in that situation

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpt1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12338944_1531900490455187_2074166576_n.jpg

http://www.thehypertexts.com/images/Princess-Diana.jpg

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And many murders.

I bet they also would have had very few divorces if the couples had been forced to have their fingernails torn out with a pliers.

Isn't that castle ... you know who's?

I've done that thing where I've walked wall-side with a girl, and all of a sudden a car drove by and hit a puddle of water, and she became completely soaked, and all I could do was look at her and go 'oh yeah, that's a thing right? With the man and the street and all that...' We were drung. So I've learned my lesson. Or I should have, but I'm a slow learner, and I keep forgetting.

Drunk.

Obv it is the man's obligation to be soaked by passing cars, never the woman's. This is because I forget why.

NV vvvmic

the signaling in that books one is great -- "like if you don't read books, share if you think they're stupid"

doorsheldforu

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goddamn it.

didn't carry the one there

i didn't think it was possible, but the person who posted that included commentary that was even dumber than the image

"Besides the fact that this person t0 do this would become the modern day H1tler causing hundreds of thousands of hom1cides, drug overdoses and greed with what certain people would do with the money. Not to mention it would be p0intless because prices would sky rocket to make it r3lative to the amount of money everyone has. 1 feel as if people that make these posts are living in a fantasy world. And probably dropped 0ut of school before learning about economics or human b3havior."

(slightly googl3pro0fed)

I can't believe I didn't believe you that it was dumber.

you know, you'd THINK we could totally solve poverty in the U.S. with just 1.3 billion dollars. but when you think about it really hard, everyone would just go crazy with all of the free money and kill each other, so it doesn't work.