why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpt1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12338944_1531900490455187_2074166576_n.jpg

http://www.thehypertexts.com/images/Princess-Diana.jpg

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And many murders.

I bet they also would have had very few divorces if the couples had been forced to have their fingernails torn out with a pliers.

Isn't that castle ... you know who's?

I've done that thing where I've walked wall-side with a girl, and all of a sudden a car drove by and hit a puddle of water, and she became completely soaked, and all I could do was look at her and go 'oh yeah, that's a thing right? With the man and the street and all that...' We were drung. So I've learned my lesson. Or I should have, but I'm a slow learner, and I keep forgetting.

Drunk.

Obv it is the man's obligation to be soaked by passing cars, never the woman's. This is because I forget why.

NV vvvmic

the signaling in that books one is great -- "like if you don't read books, share if you think they're stupid"

doorsheldforu

A

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goddamn it.

didn't carry the one there

i didn't think it was possible, but the person who posted that included commentary that was even dumber than the image

"Besides the fact that this person t0 do this would become the modern day H1tler causing hundreds of thousands of hom1cides, drug overdoses and greed with what certain people would do with the money. Not to mention it would be p0intless because prices would sky rocket to make it r3lative to the amount of money everyone has. 1 feel as if people that make these posts are living in a fantasy world. And probably dropped 0ut of school before learning about economics or human b3havior."

(slightly googl3pro0fed)

I can't believe I didn't believe you that it was dumber.

you know, you'd THINK we could totally solve poverty in the U.S. with just 1.3 billion dollars. but when you think about it really hard, everyone would just go crazy with all of the free money and kill each other, so it doesn't work.

i think it's worth trying anyway

ok, full speed ahead. now we just have to convince whoever wins powerball to kindly distribute 4 dollars to every person in the country

if every American received 4 dollars then buying one breakfast would be possible. not willing to live in that kind of America.

count me out

ok, if my calculations are correct, withholding brownie's money should add...around 4 million dollars to the total pool

A thousandth of an inch is a derived unit of length in an inch-based system of units. Equal to 0.001 inches, it is normally referred to as a thou /ˈθaʊ/, a thousandth, or a mil.

doesn't seem that great a plan after all

once upon a time, there was a monetary unit equal to a tenth of a penny, called a mil.

all we need to really do now is wait for the powerball to reach one quadrillion and that plan is totally actionable. if nobody picks the right number, that should be doable by 3516.

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huh

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Bavid Dowie

xp everyone in america would buy one breakfast and then kill someone with it

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if every American received 4 dollars then buying one breakfast would be possible. not willing to live in that kind of America.

― brownie, Monday, 11 January 2016 19:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

smdh

Everyone in America rushing to buy their four dollars worth of breakfast before the inevitable breakfast inflation that would occur as a result of everyone in America having four dollars to spend on a finite amount of breakfast would lead to scenes of considerable panic and almost certainly widespread outbreaks of violence.

Once it becomes apparent that the unfastbroken police force is woefully inadequate in addressing the issues presented by the nationwide hordes ravenous, the national guard are called in. The national guard are queueing at Denny's. The army? The army have gotten a hot tip from their network of quartermasters that the only bacon that's gonna be left in what remains of the one nation that was under God until approximately 7:02 this morning is stockpiled in military mess pantries- they're locking that shit down and aren't coming out this side of armageddon.

8am central time and the domino effect has already ensured that the bunkers are filled with the best and the brightest and the final units of cinnamon crunch to be found on the continental US. rumours abound in the (now underground) corridors of power that Hawaii has stockpiles long set aside for just such an eventuality, but attempts to reach the navy are futile. They've en masse mutinied and are converging on Belfast, having placed the largest advance order of ulster fry in history.

The airforce don't really eat breakfast as a rule, but seem content to watch everything crash and burn, in a dont-give-a-fuck-we're-the-airforce kind of way.

But yeah. Yeah, comrade brownie. You go ahead, buy everyone a breakfast. It's a free country, right? RIGHT?

I'm spending my $4 on crack

lost me at belfast

"Disinfect doorknobs"?

Fuckin Mickey D's breakfast w/ OJ costs like $6.50 now. $4 can't even buy breakfast, thanks Obama.

man, just when i think i might as well unbookmark this thread because what can really be left to mine after all this time, thread delivers.

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yeah, fuck other people.

This macro makes feel much better about all those times I whipped it out at Wal-Mart.

lol

Comments under that chores one were terrifying

And as to these 'don't ever feel bad about other people' ones ... what seems to be going on there is a grasping for a solution to a bad situation between people, but which would inevitably just cause its own bad situation. In other words for every 'don't feel bad about making other people unhappy' there's inevitably another one saying 'some people don't feel bad about making you unhappy'

and hence the universe is balanced once more

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''idillionaire''

they see me rollin (late night for nothing)
they hatin