Buttload of Faith: the 2016 Presidential Primary Thread (Pt 2)

This is amazing in a "can't someone just take Jeb Bush behind the nearest barn and put him down, for all our sakes?" kind of way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC6H-8hktFE

somehow I don't think Lee Hazlewood would approve of this

what the hell

are you kidding? that ad is terrific

schmobot 14 minutes ago
I think a lot of Jeb!'s superpac money has been spent on drugs. It's the only explanation for this video.

it's entertaining, and it says something true about rubio, a child and a lightweight

The dancing, though

the bouncing boot that follows the lyrics

we've entered the fever dream section of the campaign

it feels like it takes about a year to watch

Brainstrain 1 hour ago
Truthin' is not a verb


TheTritoneTerror 43 minutes ago
+Brainstrain It got verbed.

this comment exchange is killing me

seeing SYRIA and IMMIGRATION in that sonny & cher font is so good

I would maybe have started out with Kate Hudson in a minidress popping out of a Laugh-in style door and shouting "SOCK IT TO ME!" before going into the song

That's Jeb dancing, right?

Jeb seems more like the clodhopper type

you gotta love that with all the time and effort and superpac money to create a dancing marco rubio attack ad, at the end they give it the title

Boots

my assumption re: the dancer is that it's a staffer who lost a bet

I think it's worse than that: the staffer won the bet.

"When you do the double Dutch, That's Jeb dancing.
When you do the double Dutch, That's Jeb dancing."

lol

I'm starting to feel like Sanders could actually win, am I nuts?

underestimating HRC's donors + machine

I'm starting to feel like Sanders could actually win

win what, the NH primary?

I assume he'll win one or two primaries. anywhere that involves minority or non college-educated votes though, he will lose.

i bet he'll win MN. not that that matters

first 538 models http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/whos-winning-iowa-and-new-hampshire/

i bet he'll win MN. not that that matters

It'll matter if you win the bit and have to show us your dance moves.

*bet

so hillary leading in iowa in both models and cruz leading in one and even w/ trump in the other. trump leading acc to both models in NH and clinton w/ slight edge in the plus poll and sanders w/ huge advantage in normal poll.

this is an interesting read:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/01/12/pat-buchanan-believes-donald-trump-is-the-future-of-the-republican-party/

it's funny how he can be remarkably cogent and perceptive about historical trends one moment and then offer totally idiotic campaign prescriptions the next

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYnVvUyUwAAIKBo.png

https://twitter.com/DavMicRot/status/687316142004645888

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYnXnjPWsAA9ZSi.jpg

smoking gun!

Why is Princess Di meeting with Harry Caray?

Bernghazi! (somebody's probably already said this)

it's funny how he can be remarkably cogent and perceptive about historical trends one moment and then offer totally idiotic campaign prescriptions the next

Descriptive beats out the prescriptive, then?

in his case, yes. Part of my surprise is due to reading a right-wing pundit/prez candidate who can accurately cite historical precedent, draw a clear line of argument, and marshal facts in support of a point of view. Kind of anomaly these days. Much as I vehemently disagree with a lot of what he says.

hey, Chelsea wielding the family lying hatchet on Sanders already. She's her parents' daughter.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chelsea-clinton-bernie-sanders-single-payer_56956c06e4b05b3245dad15a?lth85mi=

https://theintercept.com/2016/01/13/hillary-clinton-single-payer/

odds are in at Bovada.

Just dems:

•Hillary Clinton -900
•Bernie Sanders +450

Just Goppers:

•Marco Rubio +160
•Donald Trump +200
•Ted Cruz +290
•Jeb Bush +800
•Chris Christie +1400
•Ben Carson +5000
•John Kasich +5000
•Carly Fiorina +7500

and overall:

•Hillary Clinton -110
•Donald Trump +300
•Bernie Sanders +500
•Marco Rubio +800
•Ted Cruz +1000
•Jeb Bush +3300
•Chris Christie +3300
•Ben Carson +10000
•John Kasich +15000
•Carly Fiorina +15000

weird, wonder why rubio drops against trump overall but leads in just gop category

this is exciting
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/ted-cruz-is-not-eligible-to-be-president/2016/01/12/1484a7d0-b7af-11e5-99f3-184bc379b12d_story.html

weird, wonder why rubio drops against trump overall but leads in just gop category

was wondering that myself, I think it has something to do with the fact that these odds are based on what they think the public will bet, not what they see the actual odds as. apparently they think Trump to win it all is going to get a lot of action even at unfavorable odds

why is that exciting mordy

NYTimes report: GOP candidate Ted Cruz failed to disclose loan from Goldman Sachs in campaign finance reports

kinda doubt this would effect his support tho

did his wife hook it up for him?

trump could exploit the shit out of this tho.. 'my opponent is literally bought and paid for by goldman sachs. dude tried to cover it up. I cant be bought because Im richer than god blah blah blah'

that seems like a foregone conclusion

xp

yeah I guess there's a "he's just like these establishment LOSERS" angle here I hadn't considered

"As far as I'm concerned, anger is OK," Trump said on CNN. "Anger and energy is what this country needs."

Seconds later: "One more thing--may the road rise with you."