why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

it just seems like they're all like "FLOUR TORTILLA - BUTTER - SOUR CREAM - CHEDDAR CHEESE - OLIVE OIL - FOLD OVER AND DEEP FRY IN GOOSE FAT -- PREHEAT OVEN TO 350 -- GREASE ARTERIES WITH GHEE -- CHOPPED ONION -- PEPPER -- MORE FUCKING CHEESE..."

^ tasty

https://36.media.tumblr.com/eac45ce2abdfac1252b3022ed3c6a4ea/tumblr_nx5q82dWAA1qls03po1_500.jpg

wow! facebook is terrifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irrbuaiUMVw

hooooooly shit it all makes sense now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRIoV20cVR8

this is undeniably truthful just listen to the music

is there a thread for this stuff yet

haha that's hilarious, ten variations on 'how did biggie know the wtc would blow up???'

a guy who spends his whole life playing with tigers gets mauled by a tiger, how unlikely

Facebook recipe videos are uniformly disgusting, so many weird throwback Betty Crocker Cookbook casseroles

the complete befuddlement at the newton is great also

living on Buzzfeed recipes is my personal idea of hell

haha that's hilarious, ten variations on 'how did biggie know the wtc would blow up???'

― balls, Friday, January 15, 2016 2:05 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's called predictive programming and it's very popular! among conspiracy theorists

this is a masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ULjJ3EqyY

my fave:

http://media.salon.com/2014/01/Supertramp-Breakfast-In-America-album-cover-3040331.jpg

dgi

oh, it sort of looks like a nine and a eleven, right?

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12208600_430032203865487_5142826819347039792_n.jpg?oh=cd70ced779345d633af00ceb6a62f0d7&oe=57080BB2

http://www.radiotimes.com/uploads/635775654239133768-Master%201.jpeg

Why had the doctors dog not been in that surgery room before?

he refused to scrub

Was Jesus not on reception?

Incredible

can't think of a better thread for this nyer garbage offhand

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/01-14-16-rickman-1000.jpg

Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

oh can we submit something

"Thank Christ that motherfucker's dead. Drink up, kid."

Why would the dog be afraid of going into a room it had never been in before anyway

I am sure the dog had analyzed the entire situation beforehand.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/p235x350/10452386_165610443797550_6775936949185335870_n.jpg?oh=b2860f0d19229687b01c260e446e6d60&oe=5701D1F8

i've eaten a load of their cookies if that counts

will there be more discussion about "fishy playground?"

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12383296_1494821790824922_2026594696_n.jpg
i was told by a woman today that hopefully, now that we've gotten through all these horrible celebrity deaths, the rest of the year will be easier.
she called haggerty "the bear guy".

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYyVU6pWQAAfbf0.jpg

like this large toddler that seeks to crush it

Would you kill baby galactus?

the galaxy's gentle giant

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12540525_1735809336654079_4819797726963701589_n.jpg?oh=e627716165ad1eb48adae70165b9ce68&oe=570202F7

that's some weak-ass parenting advice

that's some weak as "viral" content to promote a dumb movie

at least now people will start taking selfies with celebrities.

thank fuck! didn't realise xp

those kids are not in that picture.

will those kids even know who marky mark is?

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/1472912_1782411788448539_3177959178447459285_n.jpg?oh=5a3a1a655af6f18e045c5e9b4c9529eb&oe=5749BB73

Racist hillbillies sure have come a long way

🗻

my version would be the top pictures are neil young vinyl box sets, the bottom pictures a screen cap of my spotify streaming of the same album

I find it hard to believe that Bowie ever said this:

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12508818_1094924363898041_8112926939002504086_n.jpg?oh=1dd88da503eee2268325fec3f0876c78&oe=57421AEE

i dunno, it seems plausible, just look how stern he is

It seems to be genuine, found an old page: http://listography.com/3569925768/quotes/bowie

Where the original source is, I dunno.

o/t, but hearty lol @

I was going through all these books, and they were pouring out all over the floor, there were just mountains of books. And Nic (Roeg) was sitting there watching me and he said, “Your great problem, David, is that you don’t read enough.” And I didn’t even think it was funny until months later. I really thought he was serious. And I felt so depressed and I thought, “What else should I read?” It didn’t occur to me at the time that it was a joke.

Heh, kinda freaked out by how that spiritual Bowie thing is supposed to be inspirational with that headline

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12541134_10205978147438750_8563123263419388248_n.jpg?oh=5f0b51e53454cc79e8c585cc8f943516&oe=57012A83