Twitter C/D

twitter also spent 1.5 billion on R&D and sales and marketing last year i mean seems like there's a lot of fat to trim

when you get out thought leadershiped <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

seems inevitable that they will eventually arrive at the smaller twitter model

I seriously need to come up with an insanely stupid idea and then find a white or Asian man to present it to some venture capitalists

im aways open to stupid ideas

can we back up to the Stolen debacle, because holy shit

― its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, January 15, 2016 4:13 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would it surprise anyone to learn that the writer of that article was harassed overnight for writing it

[seriously nsfw image here: https://twitter.com/holly/status/688034893536858112 ]

the app has been pulled, and now gamergaters/breitbart and the like are attacking the writer as a 'censor' and defending the app. this shit is like clockwork.

I seriously need to come up with an insanely stupid idea and then find a white or Asian man to present it to some venture capitalists

― its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, January 15, 2016 5:23 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

im available

how about... an app where you can track the location of everyone who tweets with location services on in real time

oh u mean rumblr http://app.getrumblr.com/

haha

is there a separate thread where someone can explain the love of this (presumably the same or highly overlapping) class of men for jerking off onto photos and screens and then taking pictures of it and uploading them to the internet because

this is the first ive heard of it and im ready to move on

Ugh

Or an app that lets you match your friends' Twitter accounts against profiles on dating apps; it could be called Yenta for maximum cluelessness

lol

InfoSec Taylor Swift ‏@SwiftOnSecurity 6h6 hours ago

@holly I'm sorry. I spent a few years on /b/. I've seen things.

welp an app called Yenta already exists

hi dere I need a time machine

coming up w stupid ideas isnt as easy as it seems

need to be stupider

I do have to give a special shout-out to Yenta for the tagline "Find Your Jewboo!" though

an app that converts yr stupid ideas into truly moronic ones

that thinkpiece bot on twitter is pretty good u could probably make one for apps too

twitter not gonna die, even if they go bankrupt someone will buy the service and keep it going too many user to fail

― lag∞n, Friday, January 15, 2016 2:00 PM (50 minutes ago)

http://myspace.com/

pfft I'm goin back to friendster

Friendster actually was active until June of last year!
http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/15/25/1434726176-tom.jpg

oh did they finally die? I thought they were being kept afloat by Filipino users or something

twitter not gonna die, even if they go bankrupt someone will buy the service and keep it going too many user to fail
― lag∞n, Friday, January 15, 2016 2:00 PM (50 minutes ago)

http://myspace.com/

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, January 15, 2016 5:55 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stupid post

looks like albert r. broccoli is using the stupid posts app

why would anybody buy a service that doesn't make money

― Οὖτις, Friday, 15 January 2016 22:03 (1 hour ago) Permalink

lol

spoken like a true layman

data dude, twitter is an effing goldmine

if you use a product that doesn't make you pay, you're paying somehow, and that's with giving away your info

I'm not an idiot btw I understand that they have value, what I was unaware of was what they were sacrificing that value in pursuit of

looks like albert r. broccoli is using the stupid posts app

― 龜, Friday, January 15, 2016 3:36 PM (2 hours ago)

Rude!

Yo, lagging user growth + management desperation changing ux by the week ("moments", 140->1,000-10,000 char expansion, periscope launch/fail) = maybe it is 龜 that is... 笨!

I like periscope!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYzvvcsUQAEyPqZ.jpg

burn twitter to the subbasement

major badassery

welp an app called Yenta already exists

hi dere I need a time machine

― its subtle brume (DJP)

YNTA

A dating app for therapists to match up their patients

probably exists but: a little auction app. for example:

you put your apartment on craigslist, get multiple offers, some of whom are offering above asking price. emailing back and forth and coordinating multiple offers is cumbersome, and you want to get it done asap but you also want to extract as much surplus as possible.

using the app, you could invite all offers to an auction. you choose the type; english, dutch, blind, first-bid or second-bid, etc depending on what outcome you want. the app could come with a little tutorial on which auction type to use in which situations. the offerers get a time and place, or a deadline to submit sealed bids, along with instructions.

Ugh twitter

Twitter and ilx should never mix imo

Delete thread and ban future mentions

Obv any ilxors still using twitter should be banned

What's happened talk to me.

https://twitter.com/DarraghMac/status/288438355727892482

Maybe it wasn't me :)

pakalu papito ‏@pakalupapito Jan 15

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

@swarthyvillain?

http://i.imgur.com/Q6FCoWy.png

seems there are a lot of twitter miserablists these days, i think it's a big DUD, tho i still like sosadtoday, at least she maintains some humor/irony

sosadtoday is A+

sk1 has breached the ilx wall

@tinynietzsche does a fine blend of depression/humour

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jan/19/twitter-down-over-web-and-mobile

I have nothing to do on my commute. :(((((

ha just noticed adblock removes the moments tab

i too am wondering why swarthyv was suspended. MIAC represent.