why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I find it hard to believe that Bowie ever said this:

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12508818_1094924363898041_8112926939002504086_n.jpg?oh=1dd88da503eee2268325fec3f0876c78&oe=57421AEE

i dunno, it seems plausible, just look how stern he is

It seems to be genuine, found an old page: http://listography.com/3569925768/quotes/bowie

Where the original source is, I dunno.

o/t, but hearty lol @

I was going through all these books, and they were pouring out all over the floor, there were just mountains of books. And Nic (Roeg) was sitting there watching me and he said, “Your great problem, David, is that you don’t read enough.” And I didn’t even think it was funny until months later. I really thought he was serious. And I felt so depressed and I thought, “What else should I read?” It didn’t occur to me at the time that it was a joke.

Heh, kinda freaked out by how that spiritual Bowie thing is supposed to be inspirational with that headline

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12541134_10205978147438750_8563123263419388248_n.jpg?oh=5f0b51e53454cc79e8c585cc8f943516&oe=57012A83

If actual kid okay, but it isn't, it's an adult

Lol @ legit Bowie quote

people were a lot tougher in...1996?

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/1935593_10204858285367001_7722976969294992503_n.jpg?oh=79710ed8cd1646833e268f1a7cce14b6&oe=56FC4B20

cranky old man status has apparently reached the 90's.

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/277976/huge-blue-vagina-expected-to-cream-the-mid-atlantic/

haha omglolwtf it's shaped like a vagina

"so people from D.C. to New York should do themselves a cervix and call it clits on any plans they may have had to eat out tonight."

".. And they called the wind Vagina...."

Haha, Boomers getting nervous.

http://i.imgur.com/Yo171fB.jpg

kill list

Who will be the last one standing? My money's on Steve Miller, but David Crosby may be the dark horse on this race.

I guess Keith Richards isn't on the list because why even bother.

Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons

he's p old it's not unlikely he'll die soonish

that faux kid's letter one cardamon posted is fucking enraging

as a living human with an internet connection I take personal offence at being expected to buy it

Patti Smith still not on that list then.

Show me a musician who isn't aging.

adjective: aging

1.
(of a person) growing old; elderly.
"looking after aging relatives"

Internet lexicographers apparently eschew established lexicographic conventions.

that was taken directly from page 30 of the oxford dictionary of english third edition

it is also what that word means

few xps you can tell it's an adult because of the tech-based special pleading. as if a child wants to netflix and chill ffs

immigrants are awesome111 because they build neat apps

Leonard Cohen-81 is another notable omission.

is this where I can complain about this "Be Like" meme?

it's probably as good a place as any, but you've got to assume that it'll be all done by, say, Wednesday

not enough soon

http://www.ultraimg.com/images/2016-01-25_153804.jpg

Been seeing a lot of this awful shit this week.

was going to post that yesterday. people are officially all nine years old now apparently.

what even are those

doesn't even have a fucking nose

yea that shit is everywhere right now

reminds me of those bitstrips that were all over about a year ago, or maybe two years ago.

I think ISIS is now officially claiming credit for that one.

the only good one of these
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/12628580_10156366459485063_6805851766239381265_o.jpg

http://www.instagram.com/p/BA7-UQ5MEb3/

At this point, I'm about done with the parody ones too.

fastest backlash cycle ever

I can't find the non-image thread:

From a friend -

"I took Stella to Chick-fil-A today. It's our normal daddy/daughter spot. It's clean, so good, and the playground has a tractor beam on her the moment she sees it. When we finished eating and she'd worked up her ice cream appetite playing with the other kids, we went back to trade in her toy for ice cream. She wanted to sit at a table to eat the cone (something we usually do in the truck), and I'm so glad she did. We took a booth right next to the spot where you wait for your drink to be "refreshed," and we had a front row seat to this beautiful scene: a homeless traveler had walked in and asked if they had any extra food. Mud was wet and caked on his well-traveled shoes. His hair was matted, and his beard wasn't a statement as much as it was a necessity and a sign that he doesn't get to shave as often as most of us do. People near him kept their distance, but that didn't stop him from being kind. He spoke to people who reluctantly spoke back, and he smiled while he waited on a manager. All I could pick up on of the conversation was manager saying that he'd love to give him a full, warm meal--not just scraps or extras--and the only thing he required was that the man let him pray with him. After the homeless man agreed, there was no waiting for things to die down, there was no scooting anyone to the side. As busy as they were, the manager stopped then and there, laid his hand on the man, and proceeded to pray. I heard the love in that prayer. The homeless man wasn't some untouchable stain on business. He was the reason that store opened its doors. I asked Stella to watch and she stared. She asked what was happening and when I told her, she bowed her head, too. I realized then and there that Chick-fil-A doesn't simply do business for profits, they truly use business to minister. In a time when companies are trying to win in the market by neutralizing any possibility of offense, CFA is thriving because they unwaveringly cling to their principles and purpose. I love teaching my daughter life lessons, and I also love being there to watch other Christians teach her life lessons. Thank you, Chick-fil-A, for taking care of the latter today."

The worst thing about those fucking be like whoever memes, is how many of my friends have said "Its spooky how spot on the one I got was!".

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12239496_439087846286733_988398894458410233_n.jpg?oh=9e907dc820265b38381b2f45500949ab&oe=56FE6F50

lool that image

is chick-fil-a any good? they don't really have them where i am.

apparently there are 4 in massachusetts. all in places i would never go to. including one in chic-o-pee.

its good if in the mood for chicken sandwich