EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-o723XZB-hnM/TrO2D8Me_mI/AAAAAAAAACY/30rVRhG-T8U/s1600/Il+paesaggio+interioreFile4029.jpg

Missed chance for a spacey pic imo

yeah markers didn't even get a shot

(7 years pass)

I just saw on Facebook that Darin died

I stand with Darin make America great again don't listen to the MSM libtards like darraghmac

je suis darin

look if we're honest with ourselves, we are all darin, each of us, and each of us is responsible in a way for what happened to him.

MSM (methylsulfonylmethane) is an organic sulfur compound that's naturally derived during the earth's

Ffs I can't believe darin got banned over this

darout with the old, darin with the new.

Did they ever ban Don Derun?

Patriots Nation may have forgotten -- or at least is trying to forget -- Aaron Hernandez, but the tight-end-turned-convicted-murderer hasn't forgotten Patriots Nation.
In a letter to a prison pen pal obtained by TMZ, the incarcerated Hernandez says he watches the Pats games from a TV in a cell and "still [roots] for my squad and still [loves] all the ones I loved."

But he no longer loves one of the ones he loved, describing owner Robert Kraft as "fake ass [and] non loyal," saying Kraft "told me he loved me every time he seen me but obviously shows his word ain't [crap]."

Kraft testified against Hernandez in the trial in which the ex-Patriot was convicted of murdering his former friend, Oden Lloyd.

But he has good words for others, like . . .

Tom Brady: "The closest I was with was probably Brady and whom I love to death and always will and only hope the best for them.”

Rob Gronkowski: “The BEST TE ever to walk on a football field”

Julian Edelman and Deion Branch: "[Was] cool with Julez, Branch (I [bleeped] with and got mad love for)"

Hernandez started the letter by blasting his pen pal -- a woman named Rachel -- for criticizing him and went on to suggest ways she could kill herself:

-- “Tie a cinderblock to your ankles and jump in a deep body of water,” Hernandez writes.

-- “Buy the most powerful firecracker in the world that’s possible to buy, tie it to your face with duct tape, light it and wait for your head to explode.”

But he ends by saying he hopes she "had the best of holidays" . . . though the letter is dated Dec. 15, 10 days before Christmas.

― nomar, Monday, February 1, 2016 11:02 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This Charming Man just popped into my head

― its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, February 1, 2016 12:36 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would go out tonight
But I'm doing life for murder one

Forks: Son, we live in a world that has music, and that music has to be organized into playlists. Who's gonna do it? You? You, mattresslessness? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for musicians, and you curse Spotify. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the royalties issue, while *~~controversial~~*, probably led to more music purchases indirectly. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, leads to more music purchases. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me making those playlists, you need me on ILM. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of music streaming issues. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very playlists that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a pair of headphones, and listen. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

― nomar, Friday, February 5, 2016 2:42 PM (13 minutes ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/SbG5YxoG1lwZi/giphy.gif

From the why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk? thread:

The FB macro:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/9f/15/cb9f15e5494e95c79311f1b4a2db632b.jpg

The rejoinder:

"One time, my fifth grade teacher led a donkey into the classroom and fed it a creamed corn casserole. I have remembered that moment for the rest of my life."

― pplains, Saturday, February 6, 2016 8:24 AM (1 hour ago)

Anytime I hear about people being enthusiastically pro-Clinton I just wonder wtf world they were living in the 90s.
I was a college student who became a software engineer. It was a pretty cushy world to live in.

― its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:50 (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was a kid playing Legend of the Red Dragon on various BBSs. always blamed Bill for my lack of prowess on that and other door games.

― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:51 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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― pplains, Wednesday, February 10, 2016 10:51 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice

Did I spot Benjamin Netanyahu in there?

lol hadn't read that thread but this is a great touch

You, mattresslessness?

Didn't even realize this was the new excelsior thread until just now. I presumed it was just something else from the AFL crew.

the AFL crew operates in a higher spiritual plane, one that is way beyond my ability to comprehend

I thought the AFL broke up years ago.

i hope bey uses a legit old school hot sauce and not one of those new boutique dr. diahrrea's nuclear habanerogeddon sauce

― uptown garfunkel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, February 10, 2016 5:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

AFL is just a bit of fun... Happy to come along for the ride... leave comprehension for onion av club

I don't know who this Tyra person is, but her makeup and facial expressions combined make her look quite scary!

― Tuomas, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 8:32 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay youre fake

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Tuesday, October 7, 2008 12:25 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

v old but so funny

(Removed a couple in between)

that's right, you weren't engaging. sorry, my thoughts are deeper than others'.

― Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (benbbag), Monday, February 15, 2016 8:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, I guess if I gaf about what other people (pretend to) think is the spirit of the thread i just would have laughed at a bunch of the inclusions(/omissions) and moved on

― Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (benbbag), Monday, February 15, 2016 8:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how deep are your thoughts? I really mean to learn

― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Monday, February 15, 2016 8:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/02/16/sleep-well-baby-boomers-the-millennials-arent-taking-over-politics-yet/?tid=sm_tw

The aforementioned race being that for the presidency, and the unsettling referring to the disruption that's been unsettling baby boomers the country over: The decreasing demographic dominance of America's once-largest generation. "For the first time," reporter Janet Hook writes in her lead, "millennials will match baby boomers as a share of the electorate." Oh my God, boomers think, as they try to catch their breaths. What is this country coming to? Will they elect ... a selfie stick??
― flappy bird, Tuesday, February 16, 2016 2:19 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. Yes they will.

― its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, February 16, 2016 2:20 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Selfie Stick/Eyebrows On Fleek '16

― its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, February 16, 2016 2:21 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Every time I see this thread I'm reminded of Lee Coombs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTvdiBT4Zho

i feel like spielberg is sometimes too quick to clarify things that might be better left uncertain for a few more scenes.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, December 15, 2015 1:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually watched a screener of this & it's weird but at the bottom it didn't have the standard PROPERTY OF SONY PICTURES or whatever disclaimer it just said DO U SEE ??? in caps lock

― bloat laureate (schlump), Saturday, January 23, 2016 12:11 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You'd have thought God's Not Dead would have been a definitive statement unto itself. The fact that they needed a sequel casts some doubt on the veracity of their argument. God's Not Dead 2: No, Seriously, Just Hear Us Out

― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Saturday, February 20, 2016 11:42 AM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

An older one I just saw:

The song is about being young and discovering sex. You need to look a bit deeper in the lyrics to find the meaning.

I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it till my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69

MEANING - he is talking about masturbation here. the six string is his "guitar" and the reference to 5 and dime refers to his hands (5 and 10 fingers). he "played it" till his fingers "bled" means he really got after it in that he masturbated so much it like hurt.

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit, Jody got married
Shoulda known, we'd never get far

MEANING - here he has discovered group masturbation. "had a band" refers to his little group "tried real hard" means they really went after it. two of his friends move on and they no longer do it. he seems a bit sad that they did not progress or "get far" which probably means he was looking for a little something more.

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenings down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you

MEANING - he keeps a positive attitude because he has a "job" to do meaning he needs to touch himself again. so he spent his nights at some "drive-in" and it is unclear here if he is talking about drive in movies that might very well be pornographic or he is talking about a drive in fast food place where he sits in the car watching.

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

MEANING - once again he has found someone to masturbate with. apparently this person reaches climax faster than he does so they reassure him they will "wait forever" but wait what happens next ? that person then holds his "hand" (penis) and he knew he could no longer wait and climaxes - wow those were great times he thinks the best days of his life.

Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, forever, no

MEANING - they were "killin' time" and were "young and restless" because they were basically bored and did not have cable television or the internet or anything so what did they do ? then "needed to unwind" meaning they needed to masturbate so that is how they killed time.

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six-string
Think about you wonder what went wrong

MEANING - they grow up and get older and he reflects on things that have "come and gone" but sometimes, probably when he is alone, he whips out "that old six-string" and thinks about his buddy or buddies.

Back in the summer of '69
Un-huh
It was the summer of '69, oh yeah
Me and my baby in '69, oh

MEANING - This is a reference to the sexual position "69" where two people come together for oral sex and resemble the letters 6 and 9 together. look at the number 69 and imagine two people facing each other but turned 180 degrees. the position allows for mutual direct access to each others sexual parts for mutual gratification. So there it is "the summer of 69" has nothing to do with 1969 it is basically a fond reflection on group masturbation.

― ship who you wanna ship (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, August 23, 2013 11:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

basically every genius page

haha I forgot that post but it was great

When I Was A Child, I Spoke As A Child, I Understood As A Child, I Thought As A Child, But You Won't Believe What Came Next (VIDEO)

― Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 10:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha bravo

I sent some chocolate to a girl from the internet once

― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 4:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a guy from the internet sent me chocolate once

― nomar, Tuesday, March 1, 2016 4:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When I Was A Child, I Spoke As A Child, I Understood As A Child, I Thought As A Child, But You Won't Believe What Came Next (VIDEO)

― Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 10:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 3:54 PM (6 hours ago)

Basically this whole thread has taken an excellent turn towards EXCELSIOR (I have tried to play my part in it but other posters have set a high bar):

"and that's okay" / "and here's why"

u are doing quite well imho

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CchcB-aW0AAx5Oi?format=pjpg&name=large

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1) 10 dads
2) there are 10 of them
3) if u count the dads, u will count from 1 to 10
4) they are 10 times as big as regular dads

― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 10:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haaaaa wtf even is a 10x dad.

Well, m bison already answered that, I guess.

http://www.amazon.com/The-10X-Rule-Difference-Between/dp/0470627603

Oh, okay, so a 10x dad is a living nightmare.

Trump is not really a template one can copy, and if future GOP fields are just a little stronger it will be harder for a personality cult like his to dominate. Even if Marco Rubio comes back in four or eight years looking less like a joke, which I think is probable.

Ah what the hell I jumped threads.

I don't know, the idea of Marco Rubio not looking like a joke is pretty funny

Maybe he'll grow a mustache or something.

Yes, that was nicely done by Autumn Almanac.

Vietnamese dongs in the conference room . . .

btw Han Solo has a Wikipedia page

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, May 16, 2018 9:51 AM

Ive edited the fucker before. Quite aware.

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, May 16, 2018 9:52 AM

[from Kevin Smith thread]

My heart goes out to his children, Jessica Rabbit Smith and Funko Fleshlight Smith

― Elonio Grimesci (wins), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 14:04 (fifty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It isn't often the US Politics thread gets a loud laugh from me, but this did:

Officials also told NBC News that the report stated that Kim might be willing to open a Western hamburger franchise in the capital of Pyongyang as a gesture of goodwill toward Trump. Trump is well known for his preference for fast food like McDonald’s.

truly, we are in the dumbest possible timeline

― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara)

It's certainly made me question that whole 'life is a gift' thing.

― I really like the acting, dialogue and especially the scenes (Old Lunch)
i mean we've all received unwanted gifts before right

― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara)
Can we stop and admire the beauty of those sentences

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

life: the novelty socks you get from the universe on your birthday

― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara)

You know the whole thing about “Shannon” and Casey Kasem, right?

Do tell...

― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Saturday, June 2, 2018 2:41 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, you see, Casey was alone with Shannon one day when he starts eying this jar of peanut butter...

― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Saturday, June 2, 2018 2:45 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Actually has nothing to do with “Shannon,” sorry.

― omgneto and ittanium mayne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, June 2, 2018 3:07 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My partner (Canadian) and I (British) were talking about hypothetical dog names for our hypothetical dog, and I suggested Toby after the dog in A Study in Scarlet, and then she told me Toby was a racist slave name, but she couldn't remember why. Is this a thing? All I could find online was a dialogue reference from Eastbound and Down, and, more pertinitently, that Toby was Levar B's slave name in Roots (I haven't seen it). Anyway - Toby: yes or monstrous?

― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, June 4, 2018 4:21 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

that is the question

― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Monday, June 4, 2018 4:52 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Toby, or not .. (eurgh!)

OK lol

[from the "I HATE APPLE" thread]

Surely the worst company in the world is an oil company

― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, June 4, 2018 2:25 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no its apple
https://i.imgur.com/hgn7ul2.jpg

― ||||||||, Monday, June 4, 2018 2:41 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

edited for teh lol

Dull story - One time (1990 or thereabouts) we had our works' Christmas do in Stringfellows (me neither), it was alright but at one point I decided to go up to the DJ box and request some Stone Roses (I know, I know), dude said "yeah, OK" and about 10-15 mins later he played "Fools Gold". It wasn't until I looked again I realised it was the man himself.

So, why would he be running the DJ decks during a fairly nondescript corporate booking, being fairly low-key himself? I guess he enjoyed the work.

There you go, finished now, wake up..

― Mark G, Thursday, June 7, 2018 12:20 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fool's Gold = Stringo's brand of fake tan

― Ward Fowler, Thursday, June 7, 2018 12:50 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my best friend and i were both creeped out by the show as kids; thx bye
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:26 AM (one hour ago)

bye!!!
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:27 AM (one hour ago)

[image of Wednesday and Pugsley Addams]
― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:30 AM (one hour ago)

yes! i'm sure they preferred Soupy Sales and Chuck McCann too
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:31 AM (one hour ago)

my best friend and i were both creeped out by the show as kids; thx bye
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:26 AM (eight minutes ago)

Somehow both unsurprising and revelatory.
― This Bobo Isn't Going to Honk Itself (Old Lunch), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:36 AM (one hour ago)

has the meaning of 'bye' changed recently or
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:36 AM (one hour ago)

hee

Slight edit for lol maximisation:

See, I see things like that and wonder about the target market. If you love a band (any band) enough to shell out $500, you already have all their records, loads of B-sides, loads of live records.

The idea that there's something SO NEW on exactly this compilation that it is worth a week's salary seems bonkers to me. But then I am not a PhishHead / Phishohpile / Ichthyologist / Treymonger (or whatever they're called; don't tell me because I don't care).

― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, June 7, 2018 4:45 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually wish it were any of those

― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Thursday, June 7, 2018 4:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh hell, is it... Phans?

― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, June 7, 2018 4:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh hell, is it... Phans?

― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 11:49 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm so sorry

― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Thursday, June 7, 2018 5:03 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was the best of Grimes, it was the worst of Grimes.

― and she could see an earmuff factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 24 May 2018 20:06 (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, musk be in want of a wife.

― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 24 May 2018 22:10 (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good solid work from all

(from the WC footy thread, edited because Cristiano Ronaldo needs to die in a fire, and for lols:)

wasn't there something in the Olympics where each team had a limited number of video appeals they could ask for?

― koogs, Monday, June 25, 2018 11:43 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the olympics also has horses and divin boards dyou want them too dyou

― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, June 25, 2018 11:45 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Credit where credit is due, that is genius from the boy deems.

rename "socialism" to "legal weed"

― devops mom (silby), Thursday, 28 June 2018 21:53

...

One of the things I love about the word "socialism" is that it sounds nice and has the word "social" in it. Like it just doesn't sound scary no matter how hard you try to make it sound scary.

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 28 June 2018

imagine if it were "weedism"

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 June 2018

hell yeah

idgi?

also I feel otherized by hurting's comment, suffering as I do from severe social anxiety

the more "alive" frampton is, the more dead i feel

― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Monday, July 2, 2018 1:31 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink