Twitter C/D

oh swade

swade killin me

yah i saw that and lol'd

i feel like the 2016 election is gonna kill twitter for me. cant really deal w/ all the endless unfunny nonsense

yeah its p much the pits

https://twitter.com/danceremix/status/529845558106914816

@ggreenwald
The percentage of professional punditry that is based on and shaped by fights with random people on Twitter is very high & rapidly growing.

glenn wld know lol

#orcbrand reptile
‏@latualatuka
stowed away overseas with his homosexual lover after betraying the traitor snowden, @ggreenwald is a special kind of judas iscariot.

@ggreenwald
Now excuse me as I go and write a column on the profound political meaning of my having just received this tweet

twitter just dropped me a friendly note to remind me to tweet during the superbowl.

Wow he's fucking spoonfeeding us the Superbowl now, how much did twitter pay u for that u louse

huh

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/05/twitter-puts-isis-in-its-crosshairs.html

Twitter shuts down 125K terrorist accounts
Eamon Javers | @EamonJavers
1 Hour Ago
CNBC.com

common talking point has always been "isis runs wild on twitter and [x friend of mine] gets banned."

no real detail how they did it

Election twitter is so lit

#RIPTwitter

http://i.imgur.com/3WnbMqg.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ca912_9VAAEy7gg.png

heal thyself

i have totally quit talking abt kanye, except complaining abt ppl talking abt kanye

Not talking about a thing is not talking about a thing, not talking about not talking about what is said about not talking about a thing

its all... things, u know

I loled pretty hard at that one mookie just shared when I saw it

No subilxing pls

noted ilxor h3nry k1ss1nger

wrong henry k.

huh

https://paxdickinson.wordpress.com/2016/02/22/i-told-you-so-twitters-crackdown-on-free-speech/

a lot of hard right/g*mergate people are freaking out about twitter's "trust and safety council" and some recent (if u want my opinion i think TWTR should be more transparent about why it does what it does, and be as clear as possible about the difference between harassment and mere bigotry)

but in the above blog post, known shitbag reveals himself to have been behind and even more vicious and repeatedly-suspended account. surprise surprise.

If my workplace's conference budget wasn't in flux until this past week I'd be at a conference with @fart right now

i just got into my first twitter beef

w/ a UK academic to whom i don't appear sufficiently radical i guess

I just got accused of "actually..."ing someone when I was "yes and"ing her. Olddude sadface.

Wow you actually ....ed her? Not cool.

amazed by some people. that's just ridiculously rude

Well, actually I was merely demonstrating my mighty knowledge, actually.

ugh, f u

http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/17/11255410/twitter-tweetdeck-windows-app-shut-down-april-15

It works fine on Chrome :/

what's wrong with the web app?

mainly i'm skeptical that it will play well with the browser on my shitty work computer

hold everything

i don't want twitter to die anymore

i just want it to only be populated by the likes of tay

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35890188

https://imgur.com/a/iBnbW

https://imgur.com/gLapRVZ

fuck

https://twitter.com/timmeehan666/status/715277860190228481

this is killing me

that shit is so bad i am tipping over from ridicule into feeling bad for him. it's like xbox message brian all over again.

tim otm

also lol at "jbarro" very nearly being "sbarro"

get this man a nabkin dispender already

lol

Fuck is Twitter still going.

Didn't we have a rule about not posting about Twitter on ilx?

wow abusive

they're all ai chatbots