The "expectations" game is such a wacky charade of shifting goal-posts. I mean, when Sanders first entered the race, the idea of him even fighting Hillary Clinton to a draw in any state besides his own seemed pretty laughable - like he was basically Kucinich. Gradually it became "well, of course he'll take New Hampshire, sure, that's practically Vermont," and then "well obviously he's got a reasonable shot in Iowa, that's got lots of white liberals too" and now somehow it's like unless he pulls a win there his candidacy will have been proven a failure.
(typed that before Freddy B's post)
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 02:45 (eight years ago) link
It's not a failure! He just won't win.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 02:47 (eight years ago) link
Dreading a Cruz victory speech; intrigued by a Trump loser speech (especially if he ends up third, although that looks like a longshot halfway there).
― clemenza, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 02:47 (eight years ago) link
I think I'm reading the map wrong, Sanders is indeed ahead in various precincts
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 02:47 (eight years ago) link
prediction markets v confident of cruz and clinton rnhttp://predictwise.com/blog/2016/02/iowas-caucus-night/
9:49: Cruz and Clinton both at 85% in IA.
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link
why is des moines county nowhere near des moines?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 02:55 (eight years ago) link
apparently bc they're both named after the river
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:01 (eight years ago) link
BREAKING: Martin O'Malley suspending campaign
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:02 (eight years ago) link
xp at the time it was named, it was / was in the southern part of a district along the mississippi that was named for one of the river's tributaries, already named the des moines river.
the city was named about 20 years later, also named for the des moines river (originally as 'fort des moines', which runs diagonally through the state & so manages to hit the center as well as the corner containing the county.
― j., Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:05 (eight years ago) link
good information thx
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:06 (eight years ago) link
betting markets call it for cruz
loool
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:12 (eight years ago) link
Dreading a Cruz victory speech
"More than anything, tonight you've sent a powerful message to my daughter"
― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:14 (eight years ago) link
ugh Marco Rubio
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:15 (eight years ago) link
he repulses me more than Trump
Des Moines used to be called something like Fort Raccoon.
Lots of states where counties and cities don't match up.
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:16 (eight years ago) link
the raccoon river is the other one at whose confluence w/ the des moines the fort was located
also, iowa city is not in iowa county
― j., Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:24 (eight years ago) link
ditto Alfred xxp
― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:25 (eight years ago) link
aaaannnd it's Cruz
and ugh Rubio
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:25 (eight years ago) link
Rubio's kind of needlessly apocalyptic and way too earnest, but I don't know, he doesn't bother that me much. (No, I don't live in his state.) (Or country.)
Trump's second-place normally might not be too bad, and assuming he wins NH and SC, it'll probably be forgotten. But maybe there's just this onslaught of backlash out there (media, primarily) lying in wait, thrilled to see him humbled, and that should make for a difficult week or two.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:29 (eight years ago) link
Feel like it opens up a lot of space for the other candidates - takes the Teflon off, all of that. Sort of an "if it bleeds, we can kill it" effect. Brace yourself for zingers at the next debate. "You know Donald, you were talking about polls just now, but we all know polls can be wrong - the polls showed you winning Iowa by a landslide, remember?"
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:31 (eight years ago) link
Huckabee "couldn't recapture the magic" (actual quote), taking some time out to look for the magic.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:32 (eight years ago) link
moving forward I don't think Trump will play the underdog card very well, maybe that's wishful thinking though
― Sharkie, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:32 (eight years ago) link
hilary falling in the markets
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:33 (eight years ago) link
I want so badly to hear the audio from the Trump van
― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:34 (eight years ago) link
Paul Begala: "This is what you want," the woman I've devoted my life to ahead by 0.6% in Iowa. Glad Anderson Cooper called him out on that.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:34 (eight years ago) link
Huckabee: not your huckleberry.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:35 (eight years ago) link
Also, apparently an hour ago Ben Carson let it be known that he was going home to Florida, not to New Hampshire, but then speedily issued the explanation that he was just going there to get some clean clothes. I assume everybody else has already seen this, but it strikes me as one of the most important events of the night and well worth recording here.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:36 (eight years ago) link
ugh Marco Rubio speech
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:37 (eight years ago) link
Marco Rubio is the least interesting man in the world.
― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:38 (eight years ago) link
marco rubio looks like fuckin scott wolf wow
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:39 (eight years ago) link
Wow. I don't think I've ever heard an angrier and more mendacious victory speech.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:40 (eight years ago) link
what a weiner, i mean i know u dont think he's got the juice, alfred, but isnt he the gop's best shot?
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:41 (eight years ago) link
dear lord this speech, i dont fear him that much bc he just looks like a slick college republican
Mark Harris โ@MarkHarrisNYC 4m4 minutes ago Manhattan, NY
Rubio: "So this is the moment they said would never happen!"
Dude, they said you'd finish third and you finished third.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:42 (eight years ago) link
โ get a long, little doggy (m bison)
at shooting themselves in the balls?
I do count this as more proof that nobody knows anything this year: wasn't Charles Pierce mocking the "Rubio surge" the other day?
― clemenza, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:43 (eight years ago) link
the county-by-county breakdowns are pretty interesting. there's a bunch where trump is 3rd, behind either cruz or rubio. in some counties (maybe ones he managed to appear in?) he finishes strong first, but in plenty, rubio handily beats him. if Trump ends the night 3rd overall I will laugh for weeks
― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:43 (eight years ago) link
Looking forward to Trump as underdog, but I'm done saying things like "this will be the moment where it all unravels!"
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:43 (eight years ago) link
Clinton now down below 50%. With 86% of precincts in: Clinton 49.9, Sanders 49.5, O'Malley 0.6. Looks like it might be a photo finish.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link
Interesting to hear what Rubio's advisors think is a winning message. He's apparently going to win over 'people struggling paycheck to paycheck and crushed under student debt' to the conservative movement, but doesn't give even a hint of what he would do for those people, besides a lot of patriotic hand waving.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link
I said a long time ago that Trump wouldn't win a single state. I still feel pretty good about that, despite what his recent NH numbers have been.
― โนโก. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link
rubio sounds like he's auditioning for the role of president in a local playhouse adaptation of "independence day"
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:46 (eight years ago) link
someone on 538 pointed out that districts that are thought to be more clinton-friendly have proportionally more to report than bernie strongholds. but since he's said that bernie's closed the gap further, so idk
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:47 (eight years ago) link
Rubio seems like a real goober, and also just seems to be going on and on. But I don't know how much of the problem is that the backdrop behind him makes him seem like he's at the annual corporate dinner where they announce the biggest sellers for each fiscal quarter.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:48 (eight years ago) link
I can hear Chris Matthews jerking off furiously over this Rubio speech.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:49 (eight years ago) link
Did Bush or Christie get anything tonight? Were they shut out? Haven't heard their names all night.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:49 (eight years ago) link
there's no feeling behind Rubio's words. I get a sense of hollowness from him unmatched by any other candidate.
― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:49 (eight years ago) link
lol Trump obv told by handlers that he must show Christian charity
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:50 (eight years ago) link
re: Bush/Christie - Both down at 2%. Christie at least has the excuse that his eyes have been only on New Hampshire for quite a while. Oh mannnn here's Trump.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:50 (eight years ago) link
i'm sorry i love this man
During Critical Campaign Period, Ben Carson Heads Home To Get Fresh Clothes
― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 03:51 (eight years ago) link