I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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Hillary should use something from Tusk for her theme song. "I Know I'm Not Wrong" maybe.

scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:43 (eight years ago) link

I was gonna say "Walk a Thin Line"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

Bill has lost the Old Magic on the stump

He's just not as motivated as he was when it was his own campaign. Put him in front of a convention crowd and big television audience and he'll be Elvis again.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

from goole's quote: "the party as a whole... decided to cajole all viable non-Clinton candidates out of the race. This had the effect of making a Clinton victory much more likely than it would have been in a scenario when she was facing off against Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, and Deval Patrick."

So are we now supposed to take it as given that Warren, Biden, and Patrick were "cajoled" out of the race (vs. making their own choices for their own reasons)? Isn't that kind of like saying the 1961 Cubs woulda won the World Series, if only they'd signed Mickey Mantle, Roger Maris, and Yogi Berra? FWIW Clinton might also be less likely to defeat Zombie Gandhi as well.

mose allison brie larson (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

interesting that Hillary took Des Moines, figured Sanders would've had the advantage there

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, February 2, 2016 12:38 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DSM is the Big City but apart from Drake and idk DMACC there aren't any colleges there, just saying

i need to dig up a good results map

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

yeah I 100% certain that neither Warren nor Patrick were interested in running for President

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

i assume anyone over the level of County Assessor wants to run for president; but it didn't take much "cajoling " to not want to run for president against HRC

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

but yeah MY looks like he's trading on his status as a clued in DC journo to tell us something about the pre-pre-primary stage there

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

MR PRESIDENT WHAT

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/scott-brown-endorsing-trump-new-hampshire

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

hats off to Karl for this thread title, it is wonderful lols

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

so much awkward kissing in iowa...

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_550_400_noupscale/55df6f5b1d00002f001461f6.jpeg

scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

the Scott Brown clown show continues

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link

take it to the "show me some men who look like old lesbians" thread

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link

Chicken Lady Gives *BAWK*ward Fist-Bump

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link

rare shot of fiorina's feared right hook

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

I hope there was loads of chicken guts on that glove.

nickn, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

why does Carly Fiorina think she can be President

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

money and power make a person delusional

j., Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link

Jeb Spends $2,884 Per Iowa Vote

http://www.weeklystandard.com/jeb-spends-2884-per-iowa-vote/article/2000869

scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

Hillary should use something from Tusk for her theme song. "I Know I'm Not Wrong" maybe.

or "Not That Funny"

Darin, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

nah

"What Makes You Think You're the One" or "Save Me A Place"

nomar, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

Jeb Spends $2,884 Per Iowa Vote

Was wondering earlier how many election cycles it's going to take for all these bajillionaire Super-PAC funders to realize that politicians are an absolutely terrible investment

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

their ROI would be the same if they just put all their money in a pile and set fire to it

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

He's just not as motivated as he was when it was his own campaign

seemed p motivated when trashing Obama eight years ago

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

oh is that where you learned it from

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

billionaires spend very little money on politics in the grand scheme of things. ads themselves are often the terrible investment for politicans, esp ones everyone already knows - but why not throw a couple million dollars at jeb bush if it's pocket change to you? you might get to visit the white house.

iatee, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

idk they seem pretty unhappy with what they're getting from Jeb, for example. Unhappy enough to complain to the press.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link

yeah it's like yelp reviews for them though

iatee, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link

i wonder if de blasio's presence is what pushed clinton over the finish line in iowa?!

“We are fine with him here, but we would have been fine without him being here,” a grateful Clinton campaign source told the Wall Street Journal.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

why would Iowans care about De Blasio?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link

On Sunday afternoon, Judy Sherman, a 69-year-old retired Iowa voter, opened the door to Mr. de Blasio before quickly closing it.

“I like your shirt, though,” Mr. de Blasio said as Ms. Sherman, wearing a University of Iowa T-shirt, closed the door on him.

Ms. Sherman later told reporters “I did not know and I did not care” that he was mayor of New York. She said she was tired of political ads and didn’t plan to vote for Mrs. Clinton so she had nothing to talk to the mayor about.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

i'm pretty sure this is self aware? but

https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/694359519867080706
have trump supporters starting calling it the iowa cuckus yet
9:19 PM - 1 Feb 2016

https://twitter.com/Nero/status/694366969265573888
Iowa cuckus, more like
9:49 PM - 1 Feb 2016

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

oh is that where you learned it from

yeah we have the same objections to O, you know me like a book

(also i voted for BHO in the NY primary in '08 to my everlasting shame)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

you can type "Obama" and remain pure

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link

xxxpost when I lived in Iowa City there were tons of people from NYC there constantly complaining that they couldn't find good bagels or sushi. It was not a good look.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link

i am not interested in being pure or even being able to fake it.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link

you know me like a book

not hard, every page is the same

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:36 (eight years ago) link

you know me like Klaus.

how's life, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link

burn after reading *clink*

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:41 (eight years ago) link

like a blank condolences book for you to fill with posthumous diatribes

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link

@basedmattforney
My analysis of Microsoft sabotaging the Iowa GOP vote is now up at @ReturnOfKings: returnofkings.com/79354/did-micr… #MicrosoftRubioFraud

oic

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link

i have to admit i was hoping the shitlords would not take this quietly, that's the stuff

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:00 (eight years ago) link

lollllll

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:53 (eight years ago) link

at least go with #RubioOnRails or something

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:57 (eight years ago) link

oh the Clintonians are gonna bring out more brass knuckles than in '08, i have no doubt

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

the subheadings from that spiegel article:

Trump Wants A Ruthless America
Desire for a Strong Man at the Top
No Longer the Laughing Stock
Fascist Characteristics
Inflaming Tensions
'It's a Miracle Trump Didn't Invent the Selfie'
The Dark Side of Trump's Narcissism
A Core Element of Racism
Goading and Ridicule
What To Expect from a President Trump
An Odd Worldview
Is There any Stopping Trump?
Is the Tide Turning in Trump's Favor?
Tackling Clinton
A Threat to World Peace

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link


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