Hang on a sec - that logo is the Woolworths supermarket chain. In Australia.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 01:43 (eight years ago) link
And no, they dont give away free fruit for kids afaik.
WOOLIES’ “free fruit for kids” initiative has backfired, with shoppers complaining the basket of apples and bananas is unhygienic.
― qualx, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 06:58 (eight years ago) link
trayce a bunch of people pointed that out on the comments to the picture too!
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 12:21 (eight years ago) link
lol @ them citing a reddit commenter in that story
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 12:22 (eight years ago) link
also it makes me irrationally angry when people say "little one" idk why
Yeah, also when TV chefs call vegetables "bad boys"
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 13:21 (eight years ago) link
I think "little ones" is an good phrase because they are little and they are also ones, but do TV chefs really do that? That is hilarious.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 13:50 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12552720_1277290105620848_7860757618906139345_n.jpg?oh=1e34e392713fbdf1d82e30194a6692ab&oe=576E289A
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 14:14 (eight years ago) link
I wish it were socially acceptable to be an evil Tory posho every---oh wait.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link
getting the piss taken out of you by your 17 year-old peers isn't really anything to do with social acceptability tbh
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link
40-year-old peers, in this case.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link
i figure if you want to be a 40 year-old goth nobody's really gonna tell you that's unacceptable
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link
Yeah theres more than a few round our way even in this day and age (tho much less than used to be)
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 4 February 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/9f/15/cb9f15e5494e95c79311f1b4a2db632b.jpg
remember this for the rest of your lives
― qualx, Saturday, 6 February 2016 06:10 (eight years ago) link
It's true, whenever I talk lots of shaving cream always goes everywhere and people are always having a go at me for it.
― mirostones, Saturday, 6 February 2016 07:59 (eight years ago) link
the trick to being a good teacher is to append every imparted truth with "remember this for the rest of your lives" otherwise they might not
― ogmor, Saturday, 6 February 2016 09:13 (eight years ago) link
if you're a ten year old who earnestly tries to put shaving foam back into the container through the nozzle you're going to find life a struggle whether or not you speak overly hastily
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 6 February 2016 10:07 (eight years ago) link
"One time, my fifth grade teacher led a donkey into the classroom and fed it a creamed corn casserole. I have remembered that moment for the rest of my life."
― pplains, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link
you can't unfeed a donkey
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link
"you were so consumed with pointlessly making a mess that you didn't realize the mess you were making"
― jmm, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link
must go through a lot of janitors in that school
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link
It is kind of a shame people put the kibosh on the free fruit thing, is it really that unhygienic? Aren't all the fruits usually just on an open shelf anyway? + for some reason I myself relate to the squeezy toothpaste and shaving foam
Meanwhile:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12705303_484973951704536_2580623356445012015_n.jpg?oh=463541e4563a4b45f649baadae3b21a3&oe=572B78B3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 11 February 2016 13:15 (eight years ago) link
llamaJamaican
― frogbs, Thursday, 11 February 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link
White people linking to that "White people can't talk about Beyonce" blog written by a white person
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 11 February 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbBQJv8WcAAq4Co.jpg:large
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Friday, 12 February 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
^ I kinda like that one, so sue me
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link
"Reading Cliffs Notes is knowing that..."
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link
ugh being a "but Frankenstein was the monster ahhh do you see" person is only 0.000001% less basic than being a "Frankenstein was the name of the scientist actually" person smh
― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link
You know who the real monster was? The monster.
*sues aimless*
― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
next-level wisdom is knowing that the reader is the monster
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link
Please don't refresh this page. There's a monster at the end of this thread!
― pplains, Friday, 12 February 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link
agree that dr. frankenstein was a monster for giving his monster the same name as him, i hate when ppl do that to their kids.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link
it's a ref to Shaun of the dead. and also stupid.― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Seriously thought that meme was referring to the royal family.
― It's dummy on dummy crime (sunny successor), Friday, 12 February 2016 23:42 (eight years ago) link
also, that that isn't the monster in that pic.
― Mark G, Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:08 (eight years ago) link
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is a dinosaur.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:15 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/1660226_10153031662151605_3671052957882086090_n.png?oh=a70faedbb027321b7984b2295a600467&oe=572A1438
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:38 (eight years ago) link
I admit, macros like that do make me question whether there's a God or not.
― pplains, Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:56 (eight years ago) link
wflatheism
― kinder, Saturday, 13 February 2016 13:25 (eight years ago) link
Don't know what you could have against waffles for dyslexic people
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 13 February 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link
Luftwaffles
― uptown garfunkel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 February 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link
thanks for settin us straight as to the real purpose of FB
http://i65.tinypic.com/261nklc.jpg
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:43 (eight years ago) link
has anyone else been seeing that video of a guy dancing with the caption "THIS GUY FOUND THE BEST CURE FOR THE FEBRUARY BLUES"
it is the worst video of all time and i hate him
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:02 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/askmen/videos/10153464878603723/
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:03 (eight years ago) link
excuse me men i have a question
is murder still technically illegal if it's on this guy
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:04 (eight years ago) link
that motherfucker reminds me of the hipster douchebag who lives downstairs from me
― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 19 February 2016 02:13 (eight years ago) link
Ugh. The tone of that political posts one is precisely why about half a dozen of my friends are hidden from my feed. The self-righteousness was turning my hair grey.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Friday, 19 February 2016 02:20 (eight years ago) link
the same people who post the political one are people who post the false meme suggesting "THIS PIC IS OF BERNIE SANDERS MARCHING ON WASHINGTON" and other dubious crap.
or spamming 700 HuffPo or Occupy Democrat links per day with no additional comment to suggest they actually opened/read what it is they're posting.
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2016 04:56 (eight years ago) link
Yep exackry.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Friday, 19 February 2016 05:26 (eight years ago) link