I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

Those memes are literally never funny

Except the poop vs pee one

I know I'm soft, but I kind of feel bad for Bush in that clip (and I agree it's intentional humour) - he knows the game is up, no-one could watch him walk around that stage for 5 seconds and think he would ever be president.

He's half wondering, as he walks, whether it's a sin to pray that his father dies before finding out that his sons average a one-term president. He'd quite like to choke Marco Rubio to death, out in front of all the cameras.

But he always hates this part of the speech, he doesn't want to be the commander in chief any more than he wants to be Miss World. And Jesus, they can't even give him a decent last line: "to get back in the business of creating a more peaceful world" - what the hell is that?

$675,000? "That's what they offered."

http://gawker.com/hillary-clinton-s-awful-explanation-for-why-she-took-go-1757015538

"I wasn't committed to running." bye Felicia

haha I almost admire the effrontery

While Trump's Cruz-related hissyfit was executed in a juvenile way, I have also read that there's actually some shrewd calculus behind it.

Viz., Carson's evangelical supporters are indeed likely shift to Cruz, as the next godliest choice. But they may NOT shit to Cruz if they're shown that Cruz is a dishonest, scheming asshole who stabbed Saint Ben in the back. Trump (the theory goes) doesn't necessarily hope to win over evangelicals himself, but he sure as hell doesn't want them all coalescing around Cruz. If that's the kind of 3D chess the Donald is playing, it's clever.

But personally I don't think he sees in any dimensions other than "is this about me, or is it about something other than me?" Anything that is not about Trump is anathema, and must be shifted so that it becomes about Trump.

um, "may NOT shift to Cruz." Unfortunate typo.

an election full of Nixons

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a41785/ted-cruz-richard-nixon/

He looks so clammy. Nixon may have broke a sweat, but he never looked like he needed a bypass two days from now.

I find that my brain always wants to construct a portmanteau of 'squamous' and 'unctuous' as a descriptor of Cruz.

He's like a flan that someone dropped in the dirt.

squamptuous

He's like a flan that someone dropped in the dirt.

― Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), T

omg may I use this

By all means.

A cake left out in the raaaaaiiiiinnnnnnn.....

Nixon may have broke a sweat, but he never looked like he needed a bypass two days from now.

http://www.studiobriefing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Nixon-debate.jpg

That doesn't look so much like he needs a bypass as much as it looks like he needs a tube sock or a wash cloth.

like Lou Reed on the Magic & Loss cover

Thx for the hard lolz, pplains.

like a flan that someone dropped in the dirt

Thx for the hard lolz, pplains.

Anytime!

http://i.imgur.com/kXiP3RD.png

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3e/51/14/3e5114734d6a9d0ecd1538647acfaa2a.jpg

wait, stop! you're humanizing nixon! we have to go back! we have to g-

http://www.studiobriefing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Nixon-debate.jpg

aaah, there we go

aaaaaaahhhh

there we go

humanizing the vacuum

speaking of that meme thing, there are already people on youtube saying stuff like do you think HILLARY CLINTON would rush to the aid of a fainting man? not on your life!!

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/02/04/bernie-sanders-new-hampshire-faint-sot.cnn/video/playlists/bernie-sanders-2016/

like, really? she gonna kick the guy?

she's got people

idk if her rushing away from the podium like that would fly with the Secret Service

iirc romney saved a guy from drowning, so really the democrats should be voting for him

the democrats should be voting for phil collins then

But he did not lend a hand!

6) Mitt Romney and his sons saved a family and their dog from drowning: Mitt Romney saw people in trouble and he didn't wait for the government to save them, he made a REAL gutsy call, and did what he had to do to save their lives.

He made a REAL gutsy call to not watching a family drown from the back porch of his lake house.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 07:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

suck it phil collins!

― balls, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 07:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

Future NFL Hall of Famer Ray Lewis of the Ravens, listens to Phil Collins to get "psyched up".

Love turn thread has taken

6) Mitt Romney and his sons saved a family and their dog from drowning

sure, after killing their own dog

TS: Susan Collins vs. Phil Collins

No, it was the Huckabees who killed the dog. Romney just drove across the country with a dog on his roof.

6) Mitt Romney and his sons saved a family and their dog from drowning

sure, after killing their own dog

― mookieproof, Thursday, February 4, 2016 12:08 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was this the aforementioned "REAL gutsy call"? Do mormons practice sacrifice?

iirc romney saved a guy from drowning, so really the democrats should be voting for him

― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, February 4, 2016 8:44 AM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just the reagan democrats

Courteous as ever, he took me to see something framed on the far wall... a pleasant riverside watercolor study presented itself. I recognized every curve of the oak trees and the long grassy slope of the meadow. "This," Dutch breathed, "is where I was a lifeguard for seven (sic) summers. I saved 77 lives. And you know, none of 'em ever thanked me!"

when an old addled Reagan refers to the book as "trees" I went awww

I saved 77 lives.

a true ilxor

drunk (brain damage?) guy just came in waving a nikki sixx book at me and then he started ranting about the convenience store that closed and the damn "aye-rab" who ran it and i said i think he was from Pakistan and he said YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN and then he called him a jarhead and i said i think you mean towelhead but that's still not quite right...and he said YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN and it was kinda hard to understand him cuz he was missing some teeth.

i'm STILL being punished by a christian god for laughing at that new york magazine thing!

god bless murica.

https://newrepublic.com/article/128808/everybody-hates-ted

i heard a possibly homeless woman shout "A-rab" at the clerk in the corner store a couple months ago; it was like a flashback to the '70s

xp

xp to Scott
Did he at least buy something?

no. he wanted a ceedee cleaner. to clean his ceedee collection.

I cannot get enough of these delicious Cruz anecdotes. Gotta give it up to Rubio for the best burn: "Ted has had a tough week because what's happening now is more people are learning about him."