you can't unfeed a donkey
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link
"you were so consumed with pointlessly making a mess that you didn't realize the mess you were making"
― jmm, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link
must go through a lot of janitors in that school
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link
It is kind of a shame people put the kibosh on the free fruit thing, is it really that unhygienic? Aren't all the fruits usually just on an open shelf anyway? + for some reason I myself relate to the squeezy toothpaste and shaving foam
Meanwhile:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12705303_484973951704536_2580623356445012015_n.jpg?oh=463541e4563a4b45f649baadae3b21a3&oe=572B78B3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 11 February 2016 13:15 (eight years ago) link
llamaJamaican
― frogbs, Thursday, 11 February 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link
White people linking to that "White people can't talk about Beyonce" blog written by a white person
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 11 February 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbBQJv8WcAAq4Co.jpg:large
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Friday, 12 February 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
^ I kinda like that one, so sue me
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link
"Reading Cliffs Notes is knowing that..."
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link
ugh being a "but Frankenstein was the monster ahhh do you see" person is only 0.000001% less basic than being a "Frankenstein was the name of the scientist actually" person smh
― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link
You know who the real monster was? The monster.
*sues aimless*
― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
next-level wisdom is knowing that the reader is the monster
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link
Please don't refresh this page. There's a monster at the end of this thread!
― pplains, Friday, 12 February 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link
agree that dr. frankenstein was a monster for giving his monster the same name as him, i hate when ppl do that to their kids.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link
it's a ref to Shaun of the dead. and also stupid.― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Seriously thought that meme was referring to the royal family.
― It's dummy on dummy crime (sunny successor), Friday, 12 February 2016 23:42 (eight years ago) link
also, that that isn't the monster in that pic.
― Mark G, Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:08 (eight years ago) link
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is a dinosaur.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:15 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/1660226_10153031662151605_3671052957882086090_n.png?oh=a70faedbb027321b7984b2295a600467&oe=572A1438
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:38 (eight years ago) link
I admit, macros like that do make me question whether there's a God or not.
― pplains, Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:56 (eight years ago) link
wflatheism
― kinder, Saturday, 13 February 2016 13:25 (eight years ago) link
Don't know what you could have against waffles for dyslexic people
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 13 February 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link
Luftwaffles
― uptown garfunkel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 February 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link
thanks for settin us straight as to the real purpose of FB
http://i65.tinypic.com/261nklc.jpg
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:43 (eight years ago) link
has anyone else been seeing that video of a guy dancing with the caption "THIS GUY FOUND THE BEST CURE FOR THE FEBRUARY BLUES"
it is the worst video of all time and i hate him
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:02 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/askmen/videos/10153464878603723/
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:03 (eight years ago) link
excuse me men i have a question
is murder still technically illegal if it's on this guy
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:04 (eight years ago) link
that motherfucker reminds me of the hipster douchebag who lives downstairs from me
― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 19 February 2016 02:13 (eight years ago) link
Ugh. The tone of that political posts one is precisely why about half a dozen of my friends are hidden from my feed. The self-righteousness was turning my hair grey.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Friday, 19 February 2016 02:20 (eight years ago) link
the same people who post the political one are people who post the false meme suggesting "THIS PIC IS OF BERNIE SANDERS MARCHING ON WASHINGTON" and other dubious crap.
or spamming 700 HuffPo or Occupy Democrat links per day with no additional comment to suggest they actually opened/read what it is they're posting.
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2016 04:56 (eight years ago) link
Yep exackry.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Friday, 19 February 2016 05:26 (eight years ago) link
my Feed is pretty much the equivalent of a telephone pole covered with really shitty stupid flyers these days anyway tho so.....
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2016 05:33 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12745853_1173006806050593_6387168990612781195_n.jpg?oh=fbe8e67fe04753252c0406d39713db98&oe=5725B4AC
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 19 February 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link
*shudders*
― how's life, Friday, 19 February 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link
The conservatives on my timeline are usually pretty quiet about their politics, but they all seemed to think that this one was hot shit yesterday.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12715676_1065034536850680_7525000555398042402_n.jpg?oh=f3e5d42072ae7a31fb1fc0d7f1dbeb22&oe=57690B23
― how's life, Friday, 19 February 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link
Enough to believe that an ellipsis only has two periods!
― pplains, Friday, 19 February 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
tell me again how taxes work
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link
why is "Occupy Democrats" so bad at memes?
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/l/t1.0-9/12742506_1070228783070175_7625581445353043665_n.png?oh=e10f56d1380482b7ef25a377d7f74195&oe=576F751C
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link
great txt/photo combo
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link
*shoots at fish in barrel and misses*https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12728866_1070099796416407_9088176768264123018_n.jpg?oh=befb78dc807cbabdfe77e98871907db4&oe=5757D46B
Do they even know what "federal lawsuit" means, let alone what "hypocrite" means?
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link
oh man the only thing worse than zinging MADE YOU THINK memes are ones that try for it but don't really get the rhythm/pacing of the genre.
― shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:39 (eight years ago) link
"You have a problem with Hillary's secret emails, but Donald Trump has been sued a lot and I don't hear you talking about that! Boom!"
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:42 (eight years ago) link
Occupy Democrats are the worst.
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link
"No, that was wonderful. I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype."
"Right, I'm a bigot, I know, but for the left."
http://www.solveisraelsproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Woody-Allen-and-Carol-Kane-620x310.jpg
― fame / makes a man think things over / baby remember my name (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 20 February 2016 01:10 (eight years ago) link
Basically FB in '16 is a smattering of smelly people trying to force hastily-cobbled pamphlets into your hands
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2016 01:14 (eight years ago) link
have you ever met a person this intersting
http://i68.tinypic.com/14xey3r.png
― • (sleepingbag), Saturday, 20 February 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link
I have a teenage niece who has an inspirational sign in her bedroom that says, "Nothing ever happens if you stay in your room." It's a lyric from a Rachel Platten song.
My wife and I saw this and both had the same thought: "That sounds nice! Where do I sign up?"
― ts: political polarization vs. amy poehlerization (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 20 February 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKaijlTs2Ns
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 20 February 2016 19:57 (eight years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bvbxkfNo1UI/VstBOZ-jerI/AAAAAAAA64g/hYnd0J-d924/w506-h930/16%2B-%2B1
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link
Teacher lied: He/she did know.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 14:25 (eight years ago) link