How to activate your nuts…

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (17 of them)

This BS has been a thing in Aus for a couple years now thanks to this cunt:

http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/2/5/5/j/c/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.129ks3.png/1418866213246.jpg

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 8 February 2016 05:10 (four years ago) link

So the idea is to start germination? I guess I can see that there could be benefits to that but nuts are already crunchy, delicious, bio-accessible and stress-free without the faff of a seven-step malting process

napster p2ppies (wins), Monday, 8 February 2016 07:50 (four years ago) link

Yeah thats the idea but science hasnt shown it to have any benefit beyond just like, eating nuts.

So activate deeznuts, paleo wankers.

*I'm sure that joke has been done before. I've been on ILX for almost 15 years now and I cant even.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 8 February 2016 09:43 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:01 (four years ago) link

I'm super disappointed that there is no "wonder twin powers" answer option.

Manitobiloba (Kim), Saturday, 13 February 2016 04:04 (four years ago) link

Saran Wrap

Karl Malone, Saturday, 13 February 2016 04:54 (four years ago) link

Wait, I was thinking storage, not activation

Karl Malone, Saturday, 13 February 2016 04:55 (four years ago) link

Taser

Karl Malone, Saturday, 13 February 2016 04:55 (four years ago) link

no instructions on what to do with the resultant paste, must be some mistake

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 February 2016 05:23 (four years ago) link

look they've been sat in this salt water solution since last night and i don't know the required number of hours and tbh i'm getting uncomfortable

Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 February 2016 07:44 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:01 (four years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.