why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Don't know what you could have against waffles for dyslexic people

Luftwaffles

thanks for settin us straight as to the real purpose of FB

http://i65.tinypic.com/261nklc.jpg

has anyone else been seeing that video of a guy dancing with the caption "THIS GUY FOUND THE BEST CURE FOR THE FEBRUARY BLUES"

it is the worst video of all time and i hate him

https://www.facebook.com/askmen/videos/10153464878603723/

excuse me men i have a question

is murder still technically illegal if it's on this guy

that motherfucker reminds me of the hipster douchebag who lives downstairs from me

Ugh. The tone of that political posts one is precisely why about half a dozen of my friends are hidden from my feed. The self-righteousness was turning my hair grey.

the same people who post the political one are people who post the false meme suggesting "THIS PIC IS OF BERNIE SANDERS MARCHING ON WASHINGTON" and other dubious crap.

or spamming 700 HuffPo or Occupy Democrat links per day with no additional comment to suggest they actually opened/read what it is they're posting.

Yep exackry.

my Feed is pretty much the equivalent of a telephone pole covered with really shitty stupid flyers these days anyway tho so.....

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12745853_1173006806050593_6387168990612781195_n.jpg?oh=fbe8e67fe04753252c0406d39713db98&oe=5725B4AC

*shudders*

The conservatives on my timeline are usually pretty quiet about their politics, but they all seemed to think that this one was hot shit yesterday.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12715676_1065034536850680_7525000555398042402_n.jpg?oh=f3e5d42072ae7a31fb1fc0d7f1dbeb22&oe=57690B23

Enough to believe that an ellipsis only has two periods!

tell me again how taxes work

why is "Occupy Democrats" so bad at memes?

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/l/t1.0-9/12742506_1070228783070175_7625581445353043665_n.png?oh=e10f56d1380482b7ef25a377d7f74195&oe=576F751C

great txt/photo combo

*shoots at fish in barrel and misses*
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12728866_1070099796416407_9088176768264123018_n.jpg?oh=befb78dc807cbabdfe77e98871907db4&oe=5757D46B

Do they even know what "federal lawsuit" means, let alone what "hypocrite" means?

oh man the only thing worse than zinging MADE YOU THINK memes are ones that try for it but don't really get the rhythm/pacing of the genre.

"You have a problem with Hillary's secret emails, but Donald Trump has been sued a lot and I don't hear you talking about that! Boom!"

Occupy Democrats are the worst.

"No, that was wonderful. I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype."

"Right, I'm a bigot, I know, but for the left."

http://www.solveisraelsproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Woody-Allen-and-Carol-Kane-620x310.jpg

Basically FB in '16 is a smattering of smelly people trying to force hastily-cobbled pamphlets into your hands

have you ever met a person this intersting

http://i68.tinypic.com/14xey3r.png

I have a teenage niece who has an inspirational sign in her bedroom that says, "Nothing ever happens if you stay in your room." It's a lyric from a Rachel Platten song.

My wife and I saw this and both had the same thought: "That sounds nice! Where do I sign up?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKaijlTs2Ns

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bvbxkfNo1UI/VstBOZ-jerI/AAAAAAAA64g/hYnd0J-d924/w506-h930/16%2B-%2B1

Teacher lied: He/she did know.

All prayers needed right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my family and friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all of those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just needs to know that someone cares? Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my family and friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too.

If I don't see your name, I'll understand

I find this part weirdly ominous.

My day to day life is pretty much easy street and I have zero capacity for empathy

http://i.imgur.com/BL0rRq0.jpg

#TheSkepDick

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1557631_10201481866884334_6238994833644067408_n.jpg?oh=fb12cbab3af75e14dc51672bca1ecae9&oe=57277AF6

I've got no idea who I am. So pretty accurate

I'm amused by this guy's silent disapproval splitscreen facebook schtick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmjWur0C3k

SIIIIIICK BUUUUUUUURN OBAMA!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cb7BIcYW4AIC9Bx.jpg

http://www.businessinsider.com/stefanie-williams-response-to-yelp-employee-talia-jane-2016-2

Now a 36 year old's getting in on the action

https://medium.com/listen-to-my-story/36-year-old-destroys-29-year-old-millennial-who-ripped-25-year-old-yelp-employee-who-got-fired-aa91972dedff#.a90bbbrsq

damn now we need a 42 year old to weigh in.

or a 3,000 year old https://medium.com/open-betters/an-open-letter-to-the-36-year-old-who-destroyed-the-29-year-old-millennial-who-ripped-the-25-year-98b79c905788

Where's Burl Ives when you need him?

to which thread do i post about the recent scourge of cooking videos?

i recently saw one for "mickey mouse cupcakes" where the first two steps were "have baked cupcakes" and "have icing"

skepdick religion one irritates me largely because of the diction, 'cool'/'not cool' 'simple dude, cool or not cool, okley dokley'

https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedFood/videos/1103124839700741/?fref=nf

seriously?? shitty grilled cheese with pepperoni!

i hate the internet and everything we have become

lil wayne liked it

he also thinks cough medicine is a dinner beverage

LEGENDARY

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12791020_1168216993202446_4729871455068240275_n.jpg?oh=353509ccf7a16738e8bbad615ec8f410&oe=575EA59A

http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201602_1046_dbghe.png