why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

*shoots at fish in barrel and misses*
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12728866_1070099796416407_9088176768264123018_n.jpg?oh=befb78dc807cbabdfe77e98871907db4&oe=5757D46B

Do they even know what "federal lawsuit" means, let alone what "hypocrite" means?

oh man the only thing worse than zinging MADE YOU THINK memes are ones that try for it but don't really get the rhythm/pacing of the genre.

"You have a problem with Hillary's secret emails, but Donald Trump has been sued a lot and I don't hear you talking about that! Boom!"

Occupy Democrats are the worst.

"No, that was wonderful. I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype."

"Right, I'm a bigot, I know, but for the left."

http://www.solveisraelsproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Woody-Allen-and-Carol-Kane-620x310.jpg

Basically FB in '16 is a smattering of smelly people trying to force hastily-cobbled pamphlets into your hands

have you ever met a person this intersting

http://i68.tinypic.com/14xey3r.png

I have a teenage niece who has an inspirational sign in her bedroom that says, "Nothing ever happens if you stay in your room." It's a lyric from a Rachel Platten song.

My wife and I saw this and both had the same thought: "That sounds nice! Where do I sign up?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKaijlTs2Ns

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bvbxkfNo1UI/VstBOZ-jerI/AAAAAAAA64g/hYnd0J-d924/w506-h930/16%2B-%2B1

Teacher lied: He/she did know.

All prayers needed right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my family and friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all of those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just needs to know that someone cares? Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my family and friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too.

If I don't see your name, I'll understand

I find this part weirdly ominous.

My day to day life is pretty much easy street and I have zero capacity for empathy

http://i.imgur.com/BL0rRq0.jpg

#TheSkepDick

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1557631_10201481866884334_6238994833644067408_n.jpg?oh=fb12cbab3af75e14dc51672bca1ecae9&oe=57277AF6

I've got no idea who I am. So pretty accurate

I'm amused by this guy's silent disapproval splitscreen facebook schtick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmjWur0C3k

SIIIIIICK BUUUUUUUURN OBAMA!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cb7BIcYW4AIC9Bx.jpg

http://www.businessinsider.com/stefanie-williams-response-to-yelp-employee-talia-jane-2016-2

Now a 36 year old's getting in on the action

https://medium.com/listen-to-my-story/36-year-old-destroys-29-year-old-millennial-who-ripped-25-year-old-yelp-employee-who-got-fired-aa91972dedff#.a90bbbrsq

damn now we need a 42 year old to weigh in.

or a 3,000 year old https://medium.com/open-betters/an-open-letter-to-the-36-year-old-who-destroyed-the-29-year-old-millennial-who-ripped-the-25-year-98b79c905788

Where's Burl Ives when you need him?

to which thread do i post about the recent scourge of cooking videos?

i recently saw one for "mickey mouse cupcakes" where the first two steps were "have baked cupcakes" and "have icing"

skepdick religion one irritates me largely because of the diction, 'cool'/'not cool' 'simple dude, cool or not cool, okley dokley'

https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedFood/videos/1103124839700741/?fref=nf

seriously?? shitty grilled cheese with pepperoni!

i hate the internet and everything we have become

lil wayne liked it

he also thinks cough medicine is a dinner beverage

LEGENDARY

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http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201602_1046_dbghe.png

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12234854_1696385123925556_2775402922054285584_n.jpg?oh=24508f3a650d67a870946034ff9022f0&oe=57519841

That secondary font is horrific

Got the "theirs" right, but missed on "to."

Loyality tho

i feel so blessed that i see none of these things on my FB wall

http://i.imgur.com/d9bFqIz.png

I know if there's one thing I wouldn't be able to survive, it's that +38.

wait Americans say "tuck shop"? lol

Oh, I see those all the time, with a ton of likes and "lol so true!" comments. It's bullshit. Kids totally got run over and sick and ill and died and stuff when I was a kid. And some of them were fat. But you can't point that out to faux nostalgia nuts.

Also without fail every week there's someone who will post a picture of kids playing in the street and go on about what a shame it is that kids don't play in the street any more. Clearly never been in my street where you can't move for the wee fuckers. And I bet they'd be the first to complain if they couldn't drive their car down the road for kids kicking a football around in their way. Kids today, no respect memes would be replacing kids today, don't know how to enjoy themselves ones.

i thought of those pictures this morning walking past the local school which has a security turnstile for a front gate...

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/12771740_973537299395993_6416243171924532987_o.png

Assuming this is a real comment and not something made up by 'RealFarmacy.com'(?), has Dave Grohl always been this much of a grumpy old curmudgeon?

Lots of good comments underneath including:
'I find there's more visual boring girls with them trying to let it all hang out no talent, I love musicians story tellers, I'm sick and tired of the same looking girls and guys
Show no individual talent it's more about
Dressing up without talent
We crave for people who can play instruments and good songwriters.
Bands please come back.
Sick of the dull and monotonous.''

a) always assume comments are falsely attributed
b) Grohl is President Grumpy Old Curmudgeon

I must agree that if the number one song was about my butt, it would be a problem.

I rode my bike without a helmet or supervision and I got run over by a bus and killed, and am typing this as the ghost of a child

why oh why do today's ghost children spend so much time on the internet? in my day we were always out haunting people

'I don't want you kids playing around that minefield any more'

'You stay away from that Ghost Farm, you here?'

we would always be feasting on the souls of the living but you never saw any fat ghosts

bike paths? where is this, red China?