I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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Can we kickstart an Odd Couple remake where we force Morbs and Gabbneb to live together for a year?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, February 21, 2016 3:22 PM (1 hour ago)

Throw in amateurist and I'll give a hundred bucks.

With Jeb out, I expect Trump to turn the flamethrower on Rubio full strength. It's gonna be disgusting, and I kinda can't wait.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 21 February 2016 23:37 (eight years ago) link

Trump's writers are working around the clock retooling Jeb! zingers into Rubio ones.

"Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 February 2016 00:02 (eight years ago) link

Jeb/Trump Odd Couple skit writes itself.

... (Eazy), Monday, 22 February 2016 00:23 (eight years ago) link

Rubio!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 February 2016 00:39 (eight years ago) link

bangarang

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2016 00:43 (eight years ago) link

I look forward to trump giving Rubio the jeb treatment. Gonna be savage.

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, February 21, 2016 2:03 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have to wonder why he hasn't already though -- don't see how "pick off the weaker enemy first" makes sense as a strategy in primary politics.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 22 February 2016 02:51 (eight years ago) link

bullies bully the most easily bullied

mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 03:12 (eight years ago) link

if by "most easily bullied" you mean "most fun to bully", then i agree. (jeb takes the bait, he's awkward, etc).

Jeb may be a bully's delight, but Rubio is the real coward. after Graham and Fiorina left the stage, Jeb has been the only one to openly challenge Trump. Rubio, by contrast, has assiduously avoided any confrontation, unless you count his "I like GWB" moment in the last debate.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 22 February 2016 03:28 (eight years ago) link

if Rubio had been the one criticizing Trump instead of Jeb throughout these debates, I'm pretty sure he would have been the punching bag

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 22 February 2016 03:31 (eight years ago) link

It has 100% been in Trump's interest to leave Rubio alone as his numbers rose to where they are now - tied with Cruz, but both of them comfortably below Trump. I don't know if Trump really is capable of scheming realpolitik or if he's just a spoiled racist shithead running on pure ego and id. But if he's been reading any analysis all along, he has to know that the last thing he wants is for the field to narrow early into a two-person race because then he loses (see the "low ceiling" argument). A large field helps him, and picking on people near the bottom risks being the straw that drives them out of the race. I think with Bush he just couldn't stop himself even though it was long since clear that Jeb was a terminal case.

shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 February 2016 03:47 (eight years ago) link

Fwiw the markets have Rubio back to nearly level with trump http://predictwise.com/blog/2016/02/state-of-republican-primary-after-three-primary-votes/, with crux a very distant 3rd (presumably because of his impossible delegate math)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 22 February 2016 04:09 (eight years ago) link

asking out of ignorance, why is cruz's delegate math so impossible?

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 22 February 2016 04:11 (eight years ago) link

He's naturally strong in v few winner takes all states iirc

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 22 February 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link

Evangelicals have low sperms count

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link

ooooh yeah. so rubios is stronger in some of the winner take all states i take it

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 22 February 2016 04:17 (eight years ago) link

Rubio seems a slender reed to attach all the non-Trump hopes to, but I guess it has to be someone.

Angry conservatives, especially single-issue anti-immigration types, have no use for Rubio. What I'm seeing from the torches-and-pitchforks crowd is either "Trump or I stay home," "Cruz or I stay home," and sometimes "Trump or Cruz or I stay home."
If Rubio is the ostensibly moderate, "sane" Republican choice, I think the none-of-the-above / staying home vote becomes a significant player.

These are the dudes who feel they're perpetually stabbed in the back by the GOP; they dutifully voted for the mushy milquetoast moderates McCain and Romney, but are vowing "never again." Even against Bernie or Hillary.

ts: political polarization vs. amy poehlerization (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 February 2016 12:10 (eight years ago) link

rubio is really the worst of both worlds. he's not a moderate at all- he's a tea party candidate- and only gets off looking that way in comparison to cruz and trump. at the same time he lacks genuine populist appeal and hasn't done much to distinguish himself from, say, bobby jindal. as far as the angry conservatives staying home, i'm not buying it. the issue is that they won't be staying home, because we can assume that one of the candidates on the ballot this november will be trump, one way or another.

diana krallice (rushomancy), Monday, 22 February 2016 13:08 (eight years ago) link

rushomancy speaks truth:

he's not a moderate at all- he's a tea party candidate- and only gets off looking that way in comparison to cruz and trump.

Agreed. Mainly he's seen to be squishy on immigration / amnesty, which in the Year of Trump is the only thing that matters. He was in the infamous Gang of 8. He's said to have been saying one thing in Spanish to Univision, but a different thing entirely in English to Fox, drawing comparisons to Arafat.

ale for what ails you (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 February 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link

Fortunately the Beltway press isn't referring to Rubio as a moderate anymore – they refer to him as the electable one.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 February 2016 13:48 (eight years ago) link

By and large my Facebook feed is pretty nut-free, but occasionally I come across some real loons when I read comments on friend feeds. This morning I saw someone post a recent article by some Harvard person sort of comparing Trump to Hitler as a means to describe how dangerous demagogues can slip through the cracks of a relatively civil society to positions of powers. I think the title of the piece was something subtle, like "Trump Must be Stopped!!!!' Anyway, the third comment down was from this apparent friend of the friend who wrote (I'll just quote, more or less): "I'm not for Trump but will hold my nose and vote for him over Hillary or Sanders any day. That being said, it's amazing how you could replace Trump with Obama and read it and think the same thing. I guess it's just what side of the fence you're on." And this kind of equivalency really gets to the heart of what is probably a crisis of national psychosis, that someone could really see tread-carefully Obama as every bit as bad as Id-unleashed Trump, so much so that it's Obama who is considered the Hitler-level threat, so horrific that it's Trump - Trump! - who appears the only hope. It's like black is white, up is down world. You have one guy literally saying we should build a wall between us and Mexico, deport millions, ban Muslims from entering the US, bomb our enemies indiscriminately and torture their families. And the other who brings about better health care, doesn't want kids shooting each other, tries to be fair-minded to immigrants and minorities, and he's the Hitler? It's just insane. Like, clinically so.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 February 2016 15:17 (eight years ago) link

this is why America deserves its own Trump hell

Nhex, Monday, 22 February 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link

yep. i think clinton would trounce trump in the general, but if it does come down to those two, there's a non-zero chance it could be trump. crazy stuff happens, a scandal could pop up, the economy could crash and a bunch of people would think "trump is a businessman, he's the perfect person to handle this!", etc. and there's the fact that nearly everyone claimed with certainty (warning sign) last year that trump had no chance and would be gone by september. so yeah, the odds are stacked enormously in clinton's favor, but it's by no means a certainty that she would defeat trump, and that scares the living shit out of me

Karl Malone, Monday, 22 February 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link

this is why America deserves its own Trump hell

I think we're already in it, and Trump is basically the ugly boil popping up its head.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 February 2016 15:24 (eight years ago) link

I am starting to think America'll get it.

Three Word Username, Monday, 22 February 2016 15:24 (eight years ago) link

What Karl said times a billion. I'm already creating a potential exit strategy, hopefully to be implemented before the country is completely walled-in.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 February 2016 15:35 (eight years ago) link

Josh in Chi refers to this piece:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/moment-of-truth-we-must-stop-trump/2016/02/21/0172e788-d8a7-11e5-925f-1d10062cc82d_story.html?hpid=hp_no-name_opinion-card-b%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

that someone could really see tread-carefully Obama as every bit as bad as Id-unleashed Trump, so much so that it's Obama who is considered the Hitler-level threat, so horrific that it's Trump - Trump! - who appears the only hope

Yeah and it can be bracingly instructive to alt-tab from that world over to sites where Obama is seen as excessively timid, or as just another warmonger bought by corporations.

See also "What a Divided America Actually Hears"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/what-a-divided-america-actually-hears-when-obama-speaks/2016/02/13/b3c020a2-ce9a-11e5-88cd-753e80cd29ad_story.html

ale for what ails you (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 February 2016 15:57 (eight years ago) link

tries to be fair-minded to immigrants

all-time champion Deporter-in-Chief

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 February 2016 16:02 (eight years ago) link

#MorbsBaitWorks

ale for what ails you (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 February 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

I'm having my bathroom remodeled, and over the weekend there was a guy who came in to do the tile work. We were chatting, and he told me he's voting for Trump or nobody, and that Clinton is a murderer. Then he told me that evolution was bullshit and that the nephilim were responsible for almost all of the technological advancements of mankind, but they've been breeding with humans for so long that they are no longer giants and incapable of miraculous invention nowadays. He wasn't even excited about any of this, just casual chatting like we were discussing the weather. I really wanted to know what he thought about Obama, but not as much as I wanted him to finish tiling the bath.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 22 February 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

Then he told me that evolution was bullshit and that the nephilim were responsible for almost all of the technological advancements of mankind, but they've been breeding with humans for so long that they are no longer giants and incapable of miraculous invention nowadays.

same

crüt, Monday, 22 February 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

would love a Trump platform focused on restoring nephilim to their previous giant and miraculous state

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 22 February 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link

I'm increasingly certain that this is not a world that I can, in good conscience, continue to live in.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 February 2016 16:31 (eight years ago) link

And the other who brings about better health care, doesn't want kids shooting each other, tries to be fair-minded to immigrants and minorities, and he's the Hitler?

You gotta remember that in their world, Obama is e.g. imposing a school curriculum that requires their kids to subscribe to Communism and Islam. I mean, if there really was a federal government that required all public schoolchildren to convert to Islam, or was preparing concentration camps for believing Christians, or covertly murdering Supreme Court justices, that would be pretty bad!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 February 2016 16:31 (eight years ago) link

Trump has no chance of winning the general election guys, the demographic math is totally against him

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 February 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

do you think it's 0%, or more like 10%?

Karl Malone, Monday, 22 February 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

and if the economy crashed in September, or there was a terrible terrorist attack in October, would it still be 0%?

Karl Malone, Monday, 22 February 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link

nothing's 0%. huge earth-shaking crises are generally v difficult to predict and obviously render anything possible - IN ANY ELECTION - not just this one. I think there's still a chance he doesn't get the nomination, but that window is closing and either Rubio or Cruz has to go.

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 February 2016 16:58 (eight years ago) link

it's like sarah palin running for president imo. trump is the die-hard candidate of ~30% of republicans and maybe 50-60% of republicans dislike him strongly. he's also anathema to key groups any republican would have to win to have a shot at the electoral math. go back into the shadow, flame of atlantic city. you shall not pass.

shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 February 2016 16:58 (eight years ago) link

really surprised Trump's palling around w/ Clintons, Sharpton etc, not to mention his phone call with Bill last spring hasn't gained any real traction with a demographic so susceptible to conspiracy theories.

rmde bob (will), Monday, 22 February 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link

I'm with Karl on this. Treating something as an impossibility as opposed to a low statistical probability implies different approaches for any democratic campaign going up against Trump. I always feel nervous saying something can't happen because it implies it can simply be ignored. The reality is that any democratic candidate needs to have an actual strategy to win no matter how much the odds favor them. Also, if the democrats have an advantage, they should press it as much as possible rather than just sitting back and doing nothing.

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 22 February 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, but doomed or not, Trump's campaign can instigate a organized white nationalist front who's up & running stronger within 2-4 years. It's not necessarily(or even necessary) how fascist the dude is, but how proto-fascist the elements that he winds up activating.

This won't lead to some BNP-type(ANP?) running a national campaign, but it sure as shit can galvanize state activity, esp in places like Idaho where you have a sufficient portion of the population.

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Monday, 22 February 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

well yeah, and they'll do that, i assume! even if clinton knows the winds are in her favor, she'd rather win by a landslide than by a solid margin, and rather win by a solid margin than in a squeaker. just saying it may not be necessary to go into panic mode at this time. non-zero possibility sure but i mean, there are lots of horrible non-zero possibilities out there.

agreed with kingfish though - this is much more the thing to worry about and fight against, and has been since last summer.

shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 February 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link

it's an unconventional election and donald is an unconventional candidate and so far no one has accurately predicted his current success so i'm wary of anyone saying it's an impossibility that he would win.

Mordy, Monday, 22 February 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link

agreed

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 22 February 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link

in fact, I think we had the same conversation regarding the primaries and it's looking more and more likely that he'll get the nomination

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 22 February 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

if things keep proceeding more or less as they have, it would be a landslide victory for clinton over trump.

i guess i worry too much about things like this, but if you were part of a terror group, wouldn't it seem obvious that fall 2016 would be the perfect time for a prominent attack on the U.S., preferably in a way that seemed to support Trump's views on border security and immigration and the like? you'd hope that in the wake of a terrible attack we'd all kind of take a deep breath and take time to mourn and respond with dignity rather than bloodlust, but iirc in the wake of 9/11 the defining theme wasn't "forgiveness" or "rationality" or whatever, it was "REVENGE". we can collectively react in a terrifying way when prompted to do so, and has there ever been a better candidate for revenge than Trump? it would be like handing the election to him. that's the scenario i worry about, or something along those lines that temporarily tips the scales toward vengeance and violence.

Karl Malone, Monday, 22 February 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link

Let's remember that in 2008 the world-shattering event was the collapse of the financial sector, and the Republican with the proto-Trump on its ticket suddenly looked moronic and glassy-eyed. I was saying in November that Trump would likely get the nomination but I can't figure out how he's suddenly going to convert Hispanics and blacks should another AIG collapse.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 February 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link


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