start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

didn't Seinfeld himself knock that kind of behavior once? something like that buying a greeting card was saying "yeah, whatever this guy said" or something

how difficult it is, in certain lighting, to tell how much salt you're shaking

Knew a guy who shook the salt into his palm before dumping it on the food for this reason, and to safeguard against very generous shakers.

i was gonna say "inability to find an easy quiet place to work while you're out of town the day after a concert and supposed to lead training the next day"....and then I discovered LiquidSpace!!!

When you're on a bus with two doors and you ring the bell for the next stop and wait by the big disembarking-only door and the driver only opens the front door, so you have to run down the bus and push through all the people getting on, all before the driver drives off

When you run for a bus at a stop and then it doesn't leave for several minutes and two other buses pull in and go past

(and if you'd paused to look at the timetable before getting on the driver would've driven off and there wouldn't have been another for ages, or the timetable would just be wrong anyway)

Basically just trying to get anywhere induces rages in me. Rargh.

I'm on what was once called teh best bus service in town but it is becoming increasingly unreliable. So it is difficult to tell when to head for a bus, should I go for the one that is most likely to get me to town on time if it actually appears or the one before it and possibly get stuck at the stop while that one doesn't appear. It's a pain when trying to connect with another bus route to get to a course I do on the other side of town.
BUt thankfully I'm not the guy who got to the bus stop early yesterday to give him plenty of time to get into town to see a guy about a potential job only to find that 3 buses didn't appear.
I think at certain times the buses take a bit of a different route around teh bypass road that runs parallel with the one that my locla stop is on and only connect back to the route on the next main road which is about a 10 or 15 minute walk away from that stop.

So I've been wondering if the other bus services around town ares till relatively worse than the one I'm on to the degree they were before and the bus service around town is just going to bits. Looks like they've started using the double deckers taht were mainly brought in to service my route on the other routes around town. Seemed to semi sort some of the problems out at the time they were introduced so hoping they are going to increase the muber of double deckers around town instead of just mmoving th eones that are on my route off it to service other routes. The route hasn't become any less busy the number of passengers just needs to be accommodated in smaller space if they do that.
Not sure of budget bus service around town has and each new bus is €250,000 which struck me as huge at the time I heard it.
Would be much better if there was a reliable bus service everywhere around town. But then that's a constant.

Trying to work out if I've got a faulty computer memory slot. I've been stuck with the machine buffering a lot since I put Windows 10 on it. So bought a bar of memory which arrived last week and I installed it only to find that the memory hasn't gone up from 3GB to 4.
& machine was biffering again this morning.

Stevo are you on 64-bit Windows 10 or 32-bit? Does your computer have a 64-bit processor? If you're still on 32-bit you'll only be able to see the first 3GB of memory iirc

Right, that might explain things, thanks.

THough not sure, I was running a couple of scans from different places to check that the memory installed right. One just hada n empty slot showing and the other had readings for slots that had serial numbers with one in the sequence missing.
Could see how taht possibly might tally with what you said about only 3GB being recognised or shown or whatever but it was why I was thinking it might be a faulty slot. But if it is only showing 3gb as working that was what I was going from that made me buy another stick of memory in the first place.
Maybe I just need to try building a bigger computer which I've been thinking of doing for a while but not got together to act on.
Motherboard is from prior to Windows 10 anyway so may be something that needs to be upgraded.

& I did get a cheap 32GB memory stick out of buying from the memory bar suppliers too. But was hoping i'd see a noticeable improvement on the existing computer.

gifs that show a person mouthing like 2 random words in a 1.5 second loop with a 30-word sentence in subtitles

people putting their fingers on my screen

Ugh, yes. Also, people using uncapped pens as pointers in the same situation. I have grabbed pens out of people's hands before and said "you were a half inch away from putting ink on my screen" and they were like "buhhh, whaaa?"

I kinda find public transport v soothing APS.

NB my alternative is driving.

gifs that show a person mouthing like 2 random words in a 1.5 second loop with a 30-word sentence in subtitles

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so otm!! I often wonder what the point of these are!? Like, there's usually no reason this has to be a GIF! Other than that it's shiny and it catches people's eye, but it's pretty irrelevant.

I hate it when there's a whole string of 'em in a row, usually from some wiseacre commenting on the Graham Norton show.

Those gifs-with-words generally can get fucked, when theyre the sole content of a fucking huffpo or buzzfeed style article. And I avoid those sites but its started to leech into sites I like, like Junkee.

ime one of the worst traits a human can have is that thing where they need everyone to know that they know a thing but they know that just saying the thing makes them look like an ass ("actually...") so they have to use anger as a vehicle of communication

like "UH why do football fans wear eye black to games? don't they KNOW that the player use it to reflect the sun and thereby see the ball better? do they not even KNOW that"

it isn't even worth responding to because it doesn't fucking matter and it's clear that you don't really give a shit and also shut the fuck up why am i near you

the phrase "lions, tigers and bears, oh my" used in any context by anyone ever

lions and tigers and boobs - wait, what?

Ok, boobs i can live with

Being inexorably pressured into the position of having to communicate with clients via text message because they won't check their email more than once a week.

I don't want to sound like a luddite, but how in the world did email became such an antiquated relic?

I know right? As I think I kvetched above, I missed out on a friends bday cos she invited me *the day before*, cos all her inviting had been done by twitter.

Erm that said Ive only invited people to mine next week by facebook, heh :/

on my last project, sometimes I'd find a potential defect, and not being a tech person, would want to run it by the tech team to determine if it was actually a defect, or if I was doing something wrong.

they got mad and said I needed to just start a defect task, that they had *too many emails to read* - couldn't even get to the ones clearly marked as needing attention. so I asked if they really wanted me to send a defect even though I wasn't *sure* it was a defect or my own mistake or if anybody had already submitted one (cos they wouldn't give me a list) and even though a defect took three times as long as an email to write only to wind up being cancelled if it wasn't needed.

they said "yes".

Found out today that the reason one of the communal bins was missing earlier this week when I went to chuck things out was somebody had set it alight last weekend. It's not 100% certain who at the moment but people are blaming local youth who were seen in the vicinity.
Wishing the letting agency would dos omething about those bins anyway since the housing they're in is in a constant state of foulness.
I'm just hoping that when this block gets sold the new owner will be able to do something. Probably shouldn't be holding my breath though.
& in a rented space over here it's the landlord that has the say on bin arrangements apparently. Or at least that's what i was being told when the bin arrangements were changed a couple of years back.

& I think they moved onto these disastrous communal bins because a fire marshall had told the letting agent relevant to this block that it was safer than having th eindividual bins at the bottom of the stairs that had worked ok for the first 6 or 7 years I was here.

Finding my camera out of charge when i go exploring the alternative bits of the paths through the woods between here and the centre where I take a photography class. & it subsequently turning off when I'm wanting to take shots of untrodden parts of the woodlands.

People who print multi page docs as the same time as you and assume they're the only one using the printer and take all the docs off the printer without looking including yours

^^^ garbagepeople imo

Dude today did this at a FedEx office. As I got annoyed and ready to print again I found it....at the desk he was sitting at before he left. PUT IT BACK YOU SHITHEAD

Since the rise of Trump, I've been getting IA about people asserting incorrect facts with confidence.
Makes me notice how often, when corrected, people (a) double-down (b) assert some weird personal experience as evidence of their correctness and then (c) when finally proven wrong attack the other person as lame for knowing the correct answer.

That's definitely a tendency that predates the ascendancy of Trump. It's part of the reason why I basically never discuss anything with anyone ever.

oh yeah, I mean I'm noticing it more now that I see Trump doing it all the time

i hate when people say phenomena when they are only talking about one thing

Ugh, right? I was at the aquarium the other day with a fellow alumni, looking at the octopusses, telling him about the time I was trying to remember my PIN number at the ATM machine and he said it was totally a common "phenomena". What an idiat.

person who asks me to download & convert the files contained in a folder, the contents being a total mystery to me
i send them the converted files
and then they ask me questions about what i sent them "was x included?" "are there any other y files"?

hey guess what the contents are *still* a total fuckin mystery to me, maybe ask whoever sent you the files in the first place? jfc

WINDOWS TEN FUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

Pedestrians coming from the other way who walk around the grate in the sidewalk and play chicken with me for ten feet.

Just walk around the grate. There's a reason why it's called a grate and not "a hole in the ground."

Personal styles that are heavily performative and never turned off. Stop running your lines AT me and have a conversation WITH me, thanks.

^^

those types of ppl are exhausting

I tend to think people like that must be pretty sad inside and/or disconnected from their feelings.

I don't want to get into the why on this site. I just turn into Homer disappearing into the hedge after a few minutes.

When I get on a train and there's only one empty seat, but the guy in seat next to it is using it for his briefcase. I say, "Excuse me" and he just stares blankly for an awkwardly long time, as if hoping that I will just move along.

The second part of this is usually a sigh-punctuated, slow-motion moving of the brief case and then a lot of pushing of elbows and legs into my seat space for the rest of the trip.

Same thing, different dude, every day.

You should engage these fellows in sprightly conversation for the duration of your ride. Or until they just decide to move.

Someone pulled this shit on a Megabus once. As in a multi-hour thing where I'd bought a ticket for an actual seat. It took everything I had to not play my tiny violin as the dude huffingly Paul Rudd-ed his stuff off the adjacent seat.

Preschools making ultra-specific requests for shit you have to bring in/send in. (1) Preschoolers cannot be relied on to communicate anything, and the fact that you stuffed a folded piece of paper into my daughter's backpack in between a change of clothes, her crumpled drawings, and some snacks does not mean I will see it. (2) We have jobs and other things to do with our lives, and not every corner store and supermarket in New York carries individually-wrapped, nut-free, kosher cookie snack packages.

FWIW I finally wound up bargaining a deli into giving me a volume discount on the single-sale paks of Chips Ahoy after going to three other stores.

mark zuckerberg mass posting those parenting photos, like one just came up in my feed of him giving a bottle with the caption "Most important meeting of the day. ‪#‎LeanInTogether‬." Fucking gross dude, can't you just be a dad without branding/sloganeering?

also it's so disingenuous -- "lean in" is bad enough as it is, but his wife really does not need him to "lean in" because they have infinite money.

That's pretty bad. Totally rational hate.

Maybe it's more of a commentary on how shitty meetings are. Like even taking care of a baby is better than going to a meeting. Low bar.