I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

when Trump said "waste, fraud, and abuse" I thought he meant those were the pillars of his strategy

trying to understand why they would be against it from a policy POV misses the point - they don't care about policy, this is just a game

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcG7ixlXIAAknp1.jpg

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I like "bigly."

when Trump said "waste, fraud, and abuse" I thought he meant those were the pillars of his strategy

Donald Trump is the real life analogue of Mayor Quimby.

Whoa...Hewitt's so shook up, he says "Mitt Roomney."

think it was "big league" tbh

it was definitely "bigly"

There's a hot dog in the background

Trump going there with the Bill Clinton reference

liability for Hillary

good lord trump is such a prick

I did enjoy his belittlement of Cruz there..."Keep swingin' for the fences."

if cruz is president he promises you that he will bring the rapture to israel

the funny thing about the israeli-palestinian conflict is that it very much IS a real estate deal!

lol

It has been embarrassing that even Kasich gets questions and Carson gets none.

it's also embarrassing when he gets questions

what the living fuck is carson talking about

I've made fun of Carson lots--but I think he's about even with Kasich in the polls, so there's no real basis for ignoring one and not the other.

Rubio should stay clear of Obama. Every time he mentions his name, I wait for that "Let's dispel..." switch to flip on.

kasich doesn't show up to debates stoned

I am not sure carson really benefits from carson talking more, but 'can someone attack me' was pretty lol

omg Wolf stand up for yourself!

yes i hope carson never stops running

lol wolf is such a pushover

lololol

HAHAHAHAHAA

omg this is hilarious

Sad, but strangely compelling.

ladies and gentlemen, the end of the GOP

Strangely sad, but hilarious.

ladies and gentlemen, the end of the GOP

*takes a drink*

(get those 37 states away from them)

I finally turned this on because it sounded like it was getting awesome and it's just people exchanging boring falsehoods about Apple

This is the thanks we get for Justin Bieber?

We gotta pay for a wall now?

I'm not paying for any fucking wall.

I mean, I'll chip in a few dollars, but that's it.

How is Rubio not saying "Puerto Rico is just going to go bankrupt again and again, like Donald Trump"

if you build it, they will come

https://bandcamp.com/tag/harsh-noise-wall

I was against the wall before, but now that canada is paying for it it seems more appealing

I wonder how much the gov could raise for the wall via Kickstarter

crackstarter

DNC should just make a commercial showing that insane 2-3 minute melee between Trump/ Cruz/ Rubio right before Basch moved on to Apple.

Let us all join hands with Ben carson

I hope through an series of unlikely mishaps, Ben Carson ends up becoming president.

the best part was when the 3 of them were talking at once for way too long

trump is speculating about rubio's sweating disorder in an interview right now

meanwhile, at the wash press corps foundation dinner, lindsey graham:

"My party has gone batshit crazy."
"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you."

whoa, really?

god i think i hate hearing Rubio speak as much as Cruz.