I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

"donald trump doesn't want people to die in the streets" (check...mate)

because "debate" is for tryhard weirdos

yeah competitive debate is just a very strange formal thing that no normal person wld recognize as debate

a talking fast sport m/l

I am less mystified by Cruz being a college debate champ than I am by him apparently/allegedly being attractive to the women involved college debate. Like, even adjusting for the tryhard weirdo threshold of the debate world, you'd still think that being a repellent shitstain would be a turnoff...?

"nasty guy"

debate club prepares you for many things but not being a dogged, alienating weirdo who rings deep subconscious alarm bells in audiences of normal people isn't rly one of them xps oh good covered

it's hard to hate trump during those 10 seconds where he's saying "you're a liar and nobody likes you" to ted cruz's face in front of millions of people

punches shd be thrown at the next debate imo

ben carson shd attempt to inject trump w something

"can someone please attack me?"

he should inject him with ted cruz, like in innerspace

I am less mystified by Cruz being a college debate champ than I am by him apparently/allegedly being attractive to the women involved college debate. Like, even adjusting for the tryhard weirdo threshold of the debate world, you'd still think that being a repellent shitstain would be a turnoff...?

― its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, February 26, 2016 12:05 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe the women involved in college debate are not more normal and well-adjusted than the men?

or maybe when trumps going on about how much he likes the good doctor and how mean ted cruz was to him then carson just says "youre a gigantic human turd donald" this is my republican fanfic

"these guys are fighting so much it's almost like they're twins...separated at the head"

you'd still think that being a repellent shitstain would be a turnoff...?

Wait, I thought he was considered hella crepey by coeds at that time. Wasn't that one of things Craig Mazin has been busting him on Twitter for? That dude severely squicked out fellow students even back then?

Or are undergrad debate types that damaged such that his particular stat build came across as alpha male?

Every man or woman I've known who was in debate functions differently from the rest of us. Some of these people are my friends.

i can def see a leaner, more energetic cruz being appealing to a certain type of humorless young conservative woman

he has the righteousness of the Lord on his side

oh i thought he was just happy to see me

according to ted, his mom prays for him several hours each day. I suspect she prays that he will magically transform into a human being.

Lord Voldemort stuck in the toaster oven for a few hours too long, maybe

they thought he wld just go away and didnt realize until it was prob too late that they had to make him go away, if republicans had spent the last three months talking about what a piece of shit he is i suspect the race wld look different now

yup

leaner, more energetic Cruz:

http://legalinsurrection.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Ted-Cruz-Harvard-Law-1994-Cigar.jpg

he's such a trapezoid mouth

if republicans had spent the last three months talking about what a piece of shit he is i suspect the race wld look different now

Narrator (sounding sad, but sympathetic): We understand you're frustrated with the politicians in Washington DC.

(Photos of angry voters intercut with smug politicians)

Narrator: You don't trust them. You think they're bought and sold like so many prize hogs. And you think Donald Trump is different.

(Ominous music. Unflattering photos of Trump.)

Narrator (voice acquires a harder edge): But you're wrong. He's a creepy, lying piece of shit like all the rest of them and he's playing you for chumps.

(remainder of political ad writes itself...)

i think rubio's numbers could only improve by calling trump a "creepy, lying piece of shit"

"paid for by the smug politicians that you're frustrated with that we mentioned earlier in this commercial"

obviously republican voters don't care about any sort of propriety anymore

he just accused him of peeing his pants

feel like rubio is going too trump w his insults comes off as a lil guy trying to play along shd try to be a lil more serious and indignant while still calling trump a piece of shit

he just accused him

which "he"? which "him"?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pee+pants+rubio+trump

Chris Christie Endorses Donald Trump

lololol: http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/02/26/chris-christie-endorses-donald-trump/?smid=tw-nytpolitics&smtyp=cur

Thanks, waterface. I hope this 'wetting pants' taunt is noticed by the entire us electorate. And it escalates.

never did debate, but you guys do remember high school was pretty easy except for that trig and physics crap

christie trying to get the f out of jersey

or maybe angling for a pardon

if you have nothing to hide and you are NOT a poopypants then there's no reason why you can't take off your pants and show the crowd your tighty whities right now
(OMG he's totally gonna do it)

christie trying to get the f out of jersey

And Jersey wants him gone, believe me.

debates felt pretty pointless in high school. this shit is just really dull reality tv, and has about as much substance.

Christie angling to beat John Mitchell's record by entering prison after serving as Attorney General for one month

im kind of blown away by the number of debates, is it like 1/week or something?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcKK6oOUYAADK5F.jpg

That's ridiculous of Christie. Is he that shortsighted? I guess he's getting out of politics.

https://twitter.com/dennisrodman/status/703246371898445828

christies got nowhere to go in politics, hes wildly unpopular in his state and has legal issues, hoping for an appointment in the trump regime is abt as good as it gets for him

yeah this seems like a pretty rational decision on his part

Christie was pretty smart, leaving on a high note like he did

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-23-2015/aTt2Fm.gif