I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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mookieproof, Saturday, 27 February 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link

scocca is fucking garbage

salthigh, Saturday, 27 February 2016 04:36 (eight years ago) link

If they all stay in an we have brokered convention still? They seem like they might be dumb enough to stay in.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 27 February 2016 04:36 (eight years ago) link

i kind of want to be the guy that designs the NY daily news's front page

wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 27 February 2016 04:44 (eight years ago) link

all politicians are lizardpeople bent on our destruction

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 February 2016 05:32 (eight years ago) link

Yes, but you want to vote for the ones that'll take the longest getting there.

nickn, Saturday, 27 February 2016 05:35 (eight years ago) link

xpost Is Christie about to vampire-bite Trump in the neck, or swallow him like a hungry snake monster?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 February 2016 13:40 (eight years ago) link

"my political beliefs are rooted in the conservatism i was raised with"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sJ8PWmrUDw

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 February 2016 14:18 (eight years ago) link

Efforts to unite warring candidates behind one failed spectacularly: An overture from Senator Marco Rubio to Mr. Christie angered and insulted the governor. An unsubtle appeal from Mitt Romney to John Kasich, about the party’s need to consolidate behind one rival to Mr. Trump, fell on deaf ears. At least two campaigns have drafted plans to overtake Mr. Trump in a brokered convention, and the Senate majority leader, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, has laid out a plan that would have lawmakers break with Mr. Trump explicitly in a general election.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/28/us/politics/donald-trump-republican-party.html

wow

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 February 2016 14:46 (eight years ago) link

A group of Republicans is moving quickly to research ballot-access requirements for independent candidates in case Trump wraps up the GOP nomination next month.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/doors-gop-consulting-independent-219859#ixzz41IyAq6Ya

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link

LOL, I give Mitch about two weeks max before he and his senate pals line up to kiss Trump's ass

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:16 (eight years ago) link

contested convention, third party candidates, congress running against trump yes these are good plans that will definitely work

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:16 (eight years ago) link

the party going all out to attack him and failing wld be the best

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:17 (eight years ago) link

operation American Valkyrie failed, we only incinerated his hairpiece

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link

I think they're too chickenshit to do any of this

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link

"The Republican party is taking 2016 off - we'll be back in 2020 with two candidates if that's ok"

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link

Carson and Kasich need to gtfo already

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link

One thing I'll say for it is that it isn't boring.

rock me, I'm a deist (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link

that's from revelations right

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:33 (eight years ago) link

Former Gov. Michael O. Leavitt of Utah, a top adviser to Mr. Romney’s 2012 presidential campaign, said the party was unable to come up with a united front to quash Mr. Trump’s campaign.

“There is no mechanism,” Mr. Leavitt said. “There is no smoke-filled room. If there is, I’ve never seen it, nor do I know anyone who has. This is going to play out in the way that it will.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:37 (eight years ago) link

LOL, I give Mitch about two weeks max before he and his senate pals line up to kiss Trump's ass

I can't see it

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:38 (eight years ago) link

Several senior Republicans, including Mr. Romney, have made direct appeals to Mr. Kasich to gauge his willingness to stand down and allow the party to unify behind another candidate. But Mr. Kasich has told at least one person that his plan is to win the Ohio primary on March 15 and gather the party behind his campaign if Mr. Rubio loses in Florida, his home state, on the same day.

In Washington, Mr. Kasich’s persistence in the race has become a source of frustration. At Senate luncheons on Wednesday and Thursday, Republican lawmakers vented about Mr. Kasich’s intransigence, calling it selfishness.

One senior Republican senator, noting that Mr. Kasich has truly contested only one of the first four states, complained: “He’s just flailing his arms around and having a wonderful time going around the country, and it just drives me up the wall.”

^^^ this is batshit. Because he accepted the Medicaid dough and doesn't say mean things about gays, Kasich isn't even a possibility? They really are this stupid.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:38 (eight years ago) link

oh boy:

Mr. McConnell has raised the possibility of treating Mr. Trump’s loss as a given and describing a Republican Senate to voters as a necessary check on a President Hillary Clinton, according to senators at the lunches.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link

I can't see it

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, February 27, 2016 10:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkT

Trump's ass?

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link

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lag∞n, Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

"my political beliefs are rooted in the conservatism i was raised with"

http://www.youtube.com/v/5sJ8PWmrUDw&fs=1&hl=en

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, February 27, 2016 6:18 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never quite really minded hill's goldwater girl roots but the really lol90s thing here is the ingratiating npr interviewer saying in admiration "before you became... whatever you became, politically"

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 27 February 2016 15:43 (eight years ago) link

donald trump is not going to be the republican nominee there's no way this will end up as a contested convention. that will never, ever happen.

- everyone, summer 2015

^^^^

- everyone else, summer 2015

i predict that scalia will die in February 2016 and that the republicans will refuse to participate in the process to appoint his successor. also the royals will win the world series over the mets in 5 gamestrust me guys, this is the breakthrough year for the detection of gravitational waves. also i predict that Paul L. Modrich, Aziz Sancar, and Tomas Lindahl will win the nobel prize for chemistry, i'd put $10 on it

- me, summer 2015

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:06 (eight years ago) link

Plausible

petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link

oh wait, forgot to update the dates, because i think it was only a few months that the contested convention was supposed to be absolutely impossible

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link

LOL, I give Mitch about two weeks max before he and his senate pals line up to kiss Trump's ass

― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, February 27, 2016 10:16 AM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

marcos, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

they're gonna go all in when they see that there is no alternative

marcos, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

"Vote Trump - we can change him"

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:12 (eight years ago) link

idk a trump loss in the general is prob better for them than a win

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:12 (eight years ago) link

While still hopeful that Mr. Rubio might prevail, Mr. McConnell has begun preparing senators for the prospect of a Trump nomination, assuring them that, if it threatened to harm them in the general election, they could run negative ads about Mr. Trump to create space between him and Republican senators seeking re-election. Mr. McConnell has raised the possibility of treating Mr. Trump’s loss as a given and describing a Republican Senate to voters as a necessary check on a President Hillary Clinton, according to senators at the lunches.

this seems more plausible to me. watch trump run as president, try to limit the damage to the rest of the party as much as possible by classifying him as an other/non-republican, maybe even a liberal. let clinton win, then in 2020 finally nominate a REAL conservative!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link

the idea that theyll be able to run against him is ridiculous tho of course

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:19 (eight years ago) link

yeah, it's going to be a debacle.

this shit is craaazy

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

Several senior Republicans, including Mr. Romney, have made direct appeals to Mr. Kasich to gauge his willingness to stand down and allow the party to unify behind another candidate. But Mr. Kasich has told at least one person that his plan is to win the Ohio primary on March 15 and gather the party behind his campaign if Mr. Rubio loses in Florida, his home state, on the same day.

In Washington, Mr. Kasich’s persistence in the race has become a source of frustration. At Senate luncheons on Wednesday and Thursday, Republican lawmakers vented about Mr. Kasich’s intransigence, calling it selfishness.

One senior Republican senator, noting that Mr. Kasich has truly contested only one of the first four states, complained: “He’s just flailing his arms around and having a wonderful time going around the country, and it just drives me up the wall.”

^^^ this is batshit. Because he accepted the Medicaid dough and doesn't say mean things about gays, Kasich isn't even a possibility? They really are this stupid.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, February 27, 2016 10:38 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it's more because he has no shot of winning anyway and because for trump to be beaten the field has got to narrow

k3vin k., Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

i know we'll see the same nervous nellies in here next week hyperventilating about the prospect of president trump, but man, how can you read that article and not know that this is game over for the republicans in november

k3vin k., Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

there will be nervous nellies cos of that one guy at Stonybrook and his computer model

(who will probably be writing a WAyne Allyn Root 'i thought my system worked' mea culpa in Dec)

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link

democrats need 30 seats to win the house - that seems like a lot but has happened twice in presidential years (1964 + 1980) and 6 times during midterm elections

Mordy, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

worst case scenario for republican party could see them losing all 3 branches of government in one year

Mordy, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

(well not potus but u know what i mean)

Mordy, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link

yeah trump puts that in play imo as well as long term losses for the party, its crazy they cant get their act together to oppose him

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:27 (eight years ago) link

gotta feel for the Repubs

"alright, we got through the last 4 of Obama, the country is angry, and tired of 8 years of a black man democrat in the oval office. Now it's ours for the taking!"

'But uhh, Trump...'

"Oh that guy? he usually runs for two months then withdraws, idgaf"

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:32 (eight years ago) link

man, i do not feel at ALL for the republicans

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

haha i don't either, I was pandering to their sensibilities for a moment.

cos y'know they totally read this thread

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

i will occasionally hyperventilate about trump until election day because a 1% chance of pure chaos is still alarming to me, but yes, that nyt was one of the best starts to a saturday in a loooong time

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link

xpost

a lone tear falls down mcconnell's cheek as he scans through his ILX bookmarks

Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

awww, Mitch, it's ok. Come on over and post to a Chillwave thread. You'll feel a lot better if you do.

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

But Mr. Kasich has told at least one person that his plan is to win the Ohio primary

this is also my plan

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 27 February 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link


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