In the unlikely event that Trump wins, how will you react?

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It's actually Republicans who will be staying home in greater numbers because it will be hard for a lot of them to stomach voting Trump. I think it will be great for Dems in downticket races.

Looks like Trump's pretty unpopular in the general election, so I hope you're right.

larry appleton, Monday, 29 February 2016 03:38 (eight years ago) link

Moving to canada the second there's a scary man in the white house rather than based on any real economic or physical peril seems spoiled is what I mean, also it seems indicative of not really giving a fuck what happens here which might be part of the problem.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 29 February 2016 03:40 (eight years ago) link

Besides, you cant just stroll into canada and stay there - same with Australia. We're strict with our immigration laws!

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 29 February 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link

Indicative of giving too much of a fuck but not enough?

Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Monday, 29 February 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link

Other: I'm buying a gun. Not even kidding.

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 29 February 2016 03:46 (eight years ago) link

Be SRS djp trump ain't letting u buy a gun

Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Monday, 29 February 2016 03:48 (eight years ago) link

Other: I'm buying a gun. Not even kidding.

No joke, it crossed my mind. Like, it's the last thing I would ever do ... unless an honest to god fascist racist got elected president.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:02 (eight years ago) link

Let's not pretend that Trump winning the election would be about just one scary dude suddenly being in charge. He's currently stirring up a large contingent of shitty people, and his election would just serve to legitimize their shittiness.

Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 February 2016 04:06 (eight years ago) link

tbh i'd like to move to canada either way

mookieproof, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:09 (eight years ago) link

Moving to canada the second there's a scary man in the white house rather than based on any real economic or physical peril seems spoiled is what I mean, also it seems indicative of not really giving a fuck what happens here which might be part of the problem.

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Sunday, February 28, 2016 10:40 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if i were muslim i would be getting the FUCK out of here if he was president

Treeship, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:14 (eight years ago) link

his election would just serve to legitimize their shiftiness.

Exactly.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:14 (eight years ago) link

i think, either way, we have a major problem. trump has made visible this new coalition of voters within the gop who are motivated mostly by hate and are no longer willing to be placated with "dogwhistle" style pandering

Treeship, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:16 (eight years ago) link

not "new" i guess. they've always been there. but they've been seriously emboldened now.

usually i take a kind of abstracted view of politics, but i feel seriously frightened about this

Treeship, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:18 (eight years ago) link

if i were muslim i would be getting the FUCK out of here if he was president

Yeah, I mean, it could be worse, and it's not like I'd leave the next day or anything, but I also don't place a lot of trust in Trumpites' abilities to distinguish Muslim brown-skinned people from non-Muslim brown-skinned people.

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Monday, 29 February 2016 04:19 (eight years ago) link

my honest answer is i would start looking at ways to fundraise/start a shelter for undocumented students and their families

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 29 February 2016 04:28 (eight years ago) link

Oh, look, Ali G is back.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:29 (eight years ago) link

??

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 29 February 2016 04:31 (eight years ago) link

xp yeah, that's a good point. all nonwhite people would probably feel targeted to some extent in trump's america

Treeship, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:31 (eight years ago) link

xpost Ha, it's the first time I've ever posted something in the wrong thread! Mazel tov to me!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:32 (eight years ago) link

how the hell can you crazy fuckers talk about this shit day in and day out

k3vin k., Monday, 29 February 2016 04:33 (eight years ago) link

i will paste every "Hillary has this is the bag" post followed by a big LOOOOOOOOL

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 February 2016 04:34 (eight years ago) link

it's sort of a grim compulsion at this point tbh k3v, there's other stuff i should be thinking about instead.

Treeship, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:35 (eight years ago) link

i think introducing americans to muslims would be important, too. ive encountered a great deal of islamophobia from my students and when ive asked, most have never even met a muslim before and i realized literally every encounter with muslims and islam is through tv/film/media and it is 99% of the time something to do with terrorism. so some activism around that seems necessary.

idk, this idea is just depressing to me. i saw a truck with a trump sticker outside the office depot i went to this week and what appeared to be a bunch of white nationalist shit (couldnt tell, was passing it by). its right across from an indian cafe, a halal market, and a taqueria.

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 29 February 2016 04:35 (eight years ago) link

a friend of mine from childhood recently had a picture of his go viral. he was the first sikh to play with a turban in the ncaa and some shithead made an anti-mulsim "comedy" meme from it. another friend made a big post about how fucked up it was on FB and THAT shit went viral, too.

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 29 February 2016 04:37 (eight years ago) link

should say first sikh to play in ncaa basketball with a turban

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 29 February 2016 04:37 (eight years ago) link

I will fume. I will whine. I will complain. I will seek whatever weak-assed revenge is available to me at every opportunity. Unless he turns out to be far better than expected, because who the fuck knows what a President Trump would do? He's utterly baffling, apart from his constant, visceral, hourly need for attention.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 29 February 2016 05:51 (eight years ago) link

What would happen if, at the 11th hour, he erupted in a hideous rictus grin, and told everyone they were a bunch of idiotic fools who fell for his long game troll, that he hadnt even made any policy outlines (because cmon.. he hasnt, has he?) and that he cant believe it all worked so well.

And then drops his greasy lil mic and buggers off.

...I.... kind of want that to happen?

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 29 February 2016 06:00 (eight years ago) link

And then drops his greasy lil mic and buggers off.

to the obscurity he's always craved

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Monday, 29 February 2016 06:02 (eight years ago) link

Not a yank; observe with terror from afar.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 29 February 2016 07:04 (eight years ago) link

Trump will not destroy America. People who are afraid he will are the exact mirror image of people who are afraid "militant Islamic terrorism" poses an "existential threat" - as in, they will somehow defeat the world's largest military and we will become an Islamic theocracy. The post above, about "a truck with a trump sticker...and what appeared to be a bunch of white nationalist shit" perfectly encapsulates the hallucinatory nature of the Trump "threat." Who's got more real power in America? Guys with bumper stickers on their trucks, or the owners of "an indian cafe, a halal market, and a taqueria." I really think we should long ago have replaced "In God We Trust" with Coolidge's "The Business Of America Is Business" on our money. This country is not going anywhere, and it's not going to suddenly replace money worship with some other ideology. Will there be isolated ugly incidents? Yeah, just like every other day of this country's history since its founding. After four years of Trump being unable to focus on a single insane idea for more than the length of a sentence, never mind get anything through what will become a breathtakingly do-nothing Congress, he will vanish from office and we'll have a new President We're Most Ashamed Of/Sorry About (current rankings: W., then Nixon, then I don't know, Harding or Fillmore or somebody).

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 29 February 2016 13:17 (eight years ago) link

Other. Point and laugh at any Americans I happen to meet.

I don't think the terrifying craziness is going to be contained within the borders of the US.

Steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Monday, 29 February 2016 13:20 (eight years ago) link

"Trump will not destroy America" is technically true in the way that "humans will not destroy the planet" is technically true. Meaning he will simply render America uninhabitable.

Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 February 2016 13:23 (eight years ago) link

And, yes, I'd think even people outside of the US would also be hoping like mad that we don't collectivelly lose our minds in November.

Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 February 2016 13:24 (eight years ago) link

"Trump will not destroy America" is technically true in the way that "humans will not destroy the planet" is technically true. Meaning he will simply render America uninhabitable.

He won't even do that, though, IMO. He'll render the Presidency a cartoonish figurehead position like the British monarchy, is all. Everything he tries to do will either die in Congress or be stymied by the Supreme Court for blatant unconstitutionality and/or defiance of the laws of physics and logic.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 29 February 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link

I do still think there's some long con in play here. Maybe not on the order of Trayce's 'I cannot believe you suckers bought it!' but something. I can see him trying to make money off of the presidency and failing and sulking for the rest of his term and threatening to sue everyone in America.

Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 February 2016 13:30 (eight years ago) link

he's just going to rename the position "Champion of Earth" and then accomplish nothing for 2.5 years until he is removed from office for making fun of Ban Ki-Moon during a live broadcast

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link

Not sure if you might've skipped a few days in class, 誤訳侮辱, but the parallels that some are seeing with Trump (and the shit he's stirring up that would survive him), are not generally on the other side of the fence from the military?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 February 2016 13:59 (eight years ago) link

Not sure if you might've skipped a few days in class, 誤訳侮辱, but the parallels that some are seeing with Trump (and the shit he's stirring up that would survive him), are not generally on the other side of the fence from the military?

This sentence is too glib to make any actual sense to me. Not joking. Could you rephrase in clearer, more declarative language?

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 29 February 2016 14:04 (eight years ago) link

yeah what is this "some are seeing" stuff?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 February 2016 14:05 (eight years ago) link

blind ppl for Trump

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 14:08 (eight years ago) link

i have the visa he wants to get rid of, so i guess i'll be off

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 February 2016 14:09 (eight years ago) link

what he's saying is that both Trump people and military people are total Nazis.

how's life, Monday, 29 February 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link

or perhaps very racist country folk that dropped out of primary school and think their needs are being neglected (which they are, because their needs are stupid)

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 14:12 (eight years ago) link

Oh, you mean an Executive Action-style coup? Ain't happening. Our GOP friends are too stupid.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 February 2016 14:13 (eight years ago) link

I think the occupation of the federal reserve is about the most successful we will see any resistance.

still doesn't make the concept of a Trump-led US less frightening, but....

this is a thread for the hilarious ways we will react to Trump's alternate reality presidency!

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 14:18 (eight years ago) link

Sorry about that. I agree that the idea that Radical Islam is any kind of threat to the US is ridiculous, for the reasons you give. But I don't that the threat that Trump represents is similar, or at least not similar enough to be dismissed the same way.

He's bringing to the surface rank racism and bigotry, focussed through a fascist ideology - he is the great man, the things he does are great, others are inferior, and can be ignored because of that. It looks ridiculous to us because he looks ridiculous to us - we aren't his audience, we aren't looking for a simple solution.

But crucially this is an ideology which isn't incompatible to the military, which needs and frequently gets the military as its core support. I'm not saying it's going to work, but it's not going to fail because of opposing the World's Greatest Military.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 February 2016 14:22 (eight years ago) link

The "will survive him" line is because I am honestly undecided (and don't much care) whether Donald Trump is himself a fascist or a world-class opportunist.

I appreciate the dark lols that the Republican party is now being eaten by the people they've been feeding fear and guns to for the last 20 years, and who have no actual taste for sober Conservative Values. But those people are still there, and they know there's a lot of them too. The same way that people say about Bernie "Well, this will mean nothing if we don't build a movement", someone out there is saying the same about Trump.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 February 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link

He's bringing to the surface rank racism and bigotry, focussed through a fascist ideology - he is the great man, the things he does are great, others are inferior, and can be ignored because of that.

The problem here is that you're viewing this entirely through the prism of politics. Trump, I believe, is viewing it more through the prism of showbiz. Remember, he didn't just run The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice for years; he also had a long association with professional wrestling. To him, it's all about twirling on haters. Trump is a fascist the way Beyonce is a revolutionary.

Also, the US military is probably the single most racially integrated sector of American society. If you think of the US Army as some kind of skinhead force that's gonna line up behind a racist dictator, you've never actually seen a photo of the average Army unit. (Stats here; note that they're weird because the military doesn't separate out Latinos as their own group, for some reason.)

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 29 February 2016 14:36 (eight years ago) link

it is an ugly thing for sure, but on the other hand, part of me appreciates Trump for exposing what much of the right truly believes without dancing around it (which comes as no surprise to us here, but moreso to the general ignorati "undecided voters").

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link

i'll stick around and do what i can to help the people who get screwed under a trump presidency

build some ladders to get over the wall and whatnot

ciderpress, Monday, 29 February 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link

If hillary runs again that would be kind of impressively arrogant.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 22 October 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

can't be overstated how much losing to Donald Trump could break someone's brain

flappy bird, Monday, 22 October 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

i masochistically check foxnews.com from time to time and like the second-from-the-top story this morning was an opinion column about how Hillary's definitely running again and she's the Dems' best hope. just pure unadulterated trolling.

evol j, Monday, 22 October 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

there is absolutely nothing she offers the Dem electorate that they can't get in a less-damaged package somewhere else. we even have another blonde white lady from New York, with better politics to boot.

evol j, Monday, 22 October 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

I suppose anything is possible, but the distinct lack of a "it's her turn" narrative this time would be a tough obstacle. Certainly I think it's safe to say her path through the primaries would be much much different this time around.

rob, Monday, 22 October 2018 18:00 (five years ago) link

Drudge is imo the best for taking the temperature of the right, more comprehensive and certainly less brain-numbing than Fox, Breitbart, Daily Caller, etc.

flappy bird, Monday, 22 October 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

I'm only fine for not shaming non-voters if they live in a hut 365 dsys a year

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 October 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

so some things have changed in my life beyond my moving to oregon. i don't believe in democracy anymore, for instance. i'm unpersuaded that elections have the power to define what gender i am, or what science is, or any of the things we apparently invest in democracy these days.

i did for a while consider not voting because of this. ultimately i am voting. for the wrong reasons, but i've done lots of things for the wrong reasons. i'm less invested in the outcome. i know the dogged insistence some people have that donald trump will win in 2020 upsets people, that we've all had to re-evaluate what our core beliefs are and we do it in different ways. the outcome in 2020, the outcome in two weeks, it matters, but at this point it doesn't matter in terms of what i believe, but only in how i go about living those beliefs.

i don't believe in elections, but i do believe in other things. i think it matters who we choose to talk to, and who we choose to listen to. i think it matters what we will tolerate and what we will excuse. if the structure of political power isn't ours, if the economy isn't ours, if the means of effective mass communication isn't ours, then we build invisible.

all i need to do is just continue staying alive. this is a struggle, but it is possible for now. for me that means ignoring what people are saying on twitter, staying the hell away from the monthly politics threads (which are wholly absorbed in the anguish of the present moment) for the most part, not listening to the polls, not thinking about what will happen in 2020, but knowing who i am and what i believe, and doing my best to live that.

sorry, i know you don't care about these stupid speeches, i probably shouldn't even post this but i will anyway.

dub pilates (rushomancy), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:47 (five years ago) link

i don't believe in elections, but i do believe in other things.

Just live the best life you know how, be as kind to others as you have it in you to be, and you'll be doing 99% of what's necessary. Voting is a minimal good in comparison to those. But voting does present another path through which to be constructive, so I'm glad you will put in the effort.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link

trumPutin 2020 ~ life goes MAGA long after the soviet union is gone

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 10:55 (five years ago) link

not bad

flappy bird, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link


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