why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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the KFC one doesn't even make sense b/c food is a kind of grocery

petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:20 (eight years ago) link

They should do it where the bottom one is "groceries" again

anglos with derpy phasis (wins), Saturday, 5 March 2016 06:36 (eight years ago) link

the KFC one doesn't even make sense b/c food is a kind of grocery

― petulant dick master (silby)

in our household we budget eating out as an entertainment expense

diana krallice (rushomancy), Saturday, 5 March 2016 06:53 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXLpECxWYAEW_ni.jpg

qualx, Sunday, 6 March 2016 22:07 (eight years ago) link

Assaulting naked black people?

Cops can't be everywhere man

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 March 2016 23:44 (eight years ago) link

yeah i don't think Bernie fans invented that idea

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 March 2016 07:02 (eight years ago) link

Assaulting naked black people?

― hats to all the angles on their heads and surely many, many of blings (ledge), Sunday, March 6, 2016 10:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cops can't be everywhere man

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, March 6, 2016 11:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not the hardest chance u'll ever convert but a cool finish nonetheless

"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 March 2016 10:49 (eight years ago) link

no. no no no no no no no

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 04:18 (eight years ago) link

otm

qualx, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 04:30 (eight years ago) link

they are both very ugly

qualx, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 04:30 (eight years ago) link

Heh

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 07:17 (eight years ago) link

worst idea ever

billstevejim, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 02:44 (eight years ago) link

Idea for chin-strokey blog-post: "Hollywood" as catch all mystification obscuring relations of production and distribution within the film industry

"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 10:06 (eight years ago) link

one of my pet peeves is people who don't know how many periods form an ellipsis..............

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Friday, 11 March 2016 12:19 (eight years ago) link

tell me again how punctuation marks work

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 11 March 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link

pity the people who'd reflexively 'like' that one

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

http://i68.tinypic.com/2zjgz00.jpg

glad my butt is perfect, i was really sweating that one

Neanderthal, Monday, 14 March 2016 04:37 (eight years ago) link

glad an image on the internet complemented my butt i feel much more secure and not at all creeped out not one but

ive seen enough Good Wife episodes (s.clover), Monday, 14 March 2016 07:03 (eight years ago) link

I keep reading that as "your butt lights up the room" and thinking of someone lighting their farts.

schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 14 March 2016 07:15 (eight years ago) link

omg, seeing this one infuriated me this morning:

http://i64.tinypic.com/2myc2s0.jpg

Neanderthal, Monday, 14 March 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link

idgi

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:06 (eight years ago) link

me neither?

draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:12 (eight years ago) link

The circus is a metaphor for today's lazy kids

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:15 (eight years ago) link

And the butt is a dog whistle for 2nd amendment rights

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:16 (eight years ago) link

Also the sequins are radical muslimists

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:17 (eight years ago) link

It's OK to fail

(Leaves more for us winners)

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:17 (eight years ago) link

And the friend is really Jesus

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:18 (eight years ago) link

I'd never ride bareback in a circus tbf

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:20 (eight years ago) link

I am imagining Tom Petty singing "Barebackin'" to the tune "Freefallin'"

I lost the will to live some weeks back btw

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:23 (eight years ago) link

And with good cause, looking at where we find ourselves non

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:31 (eight years ago) link

I'd never ride bareback in a circus tbf

no glove no love, v sensible

ripple-chested beefchrist (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link

Owns two copies of the picture Diane Arbus took of him as a baby. #funfact

petulant dick master (silby), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link

defriended a cousin this morning who shared one of the more racist ones from this pile of shit: https://www.facebook.com/TheTastelessGentlemen/

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link

http://i63.tinypic.com/nec712.png

Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:24 (eight years ago) link

shut the fuck up jeff bridges

qualx, Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:26 (eight years ago) link

ALREADY DEAD,
MAN.

ulysses, Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:50 (eight years ago) link

If I do as you say, what good will come of it Mr. Bridges?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 17 March 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link

Be quiet. I'm decomposing.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 17 March 2016 06:51 (eight years ago) link

anyone else seen the "childhood in europe vs childhood in america" videos? i sort of agree in principle with some of it but i guess in europe the kids just play with knives and climb to the top of dead trees.

nomar, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

lol yeah, whole continent full of Swallows and Amazons over here

"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 17 March 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link

it's not always trees, sometimes it's scaffolding.

koogs, Thursday, 17 March 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link

https://www.yahoo.com/news/burger-and-cries-papaw-makes-dinner-for-101930480.html

just bc someone posted this on FB. what the hell is this story, i don't even understand what is happening.

nomar, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link


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