the occasional thread for mean, nasty, ugly, evil metal that doesn't smell good and that takes itself way too seriously

I kinda dig the vocalist, but I can go for that caveman-via-Halford thing.

In other news I finally got my copy of Ruins of Beverast's Foulest Semen of a Sheltered Elite. Fucking crazy stuff. Dude had me when he kicked in with what sounds like a two-bass solo in the first song.

I feel like Inhume fit this category

Avulsed - Goresplattered Suicide too, though they dont' take themselves v seriously

Both those Blessed Death albums got remastered reissues via the Metal Mind label back in 2007 or so. I got copies sent to me at Metal Edge, along with a million other early Roadracer/Roadrunner titles nobody remembers or cares about anymore. So much great stuff.

this album. man. listening to this whole album really loud on big speakers makes swans sound like the pizzicato five. so intense. and it just keeps getting crazier. listening on a computer doesn't count. so fucked up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRFqaMbDoTM

is that punk maybe? i can't always tell the difference

They were a hardcore band, that's their "metal" album. Those quotes aren't because it isn't metal but because it's on some other fucked up crazy plane. Just as insane as when they were doing 2 minute songs like "I Killed My Family," though.

Fuckin PHILLY alright

i mean if you're gonna abuse drugs make an album like THAT.

I nominate Shub-Niggurath "Kinglike Celebration"

That works!

I'm feeling this lately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ693Drg0YU

I guess it's "war metal" but the drummer plays like he's a jazz drummer who's been conscripted. All these weird little flams and one-handed rolls.

I need someone to acknowledge how good and weird the Norwegian Svartsyn is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiHFpI-82js

Cold, weird black/doom with horror movie synths.

And the reissue of this Sargatanas album is fucking great. Mexican death metal.

http://oldtemple.bandcamp.com/album/sargatanas-the-enlightenment

Released in the late 90s but these guys had been around since '86 and have that ur-metal quality, like some riffs are thrashy, some are doomy, some are brutal, but it's all fucking fun as shit.

^kinda reminds me of Mexican Obituary at times

Nothin wrong with that!

that svartsyn track is indeed nice.

Yay!

epidemic - decameron.

wow this rules

Yeah! Those dudes were crazy. I still gotta track down a copy of their first album.

Oh my fucking god, Nuclear Death, slow down why dontcha

I love that their second demo is like 9 minutes long, 4 tracks.

I'm listening to their full lengths for the first time, Carrion for Worm is even more nuts than the first one

This rules

but I have nooo idea what the hell's going on

I actually used to correspond and tape trade with Phil, the guitarist, and he told me he was tone deaf. I think that kind of helps explain them. That and being from the whitest suburb of Phoenix, AZ.

need to buy this record. my kinda old school homage coming from a new band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPaG6jWj-_c

yes!

listening to that right now! it's so good. between this and the new Mammoth Grinder, Relapse is off to a good start in 2018.

Goddamn I am a sucker for that kind of death metal.

https://www.madinamerica.com/2018/02/study-finds-heavy-metal-music-beneficial-mental-health/

canada hell...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgmeDfEv60

I wrote a grindcore song about building a bookcase.

Tome Coffin

Determine your dimensions!
Measure your frame!
Cut your wood to leeeeeeeeength!
Mark the sides!
Cut the joints!
Chorus:
Assemble the unit!
Assemble the unit!
Assemble the unit!
Finish the face!
Wipe off the DUST!
Paint! Or stain! Or DIEEEEEE!

it's a jam

Spare parts scattered everywhere!

it's a freestanding bookcase
you wouldn't understand

not a big slam dude but i dig this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNXt44gXTXQ

Yeah that's cool. Just the right amount of ridiculousness!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2QNQ8SmBEs

endurance test of the year! play it loud on big speakers and you die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHXt_Rfalqo&t=1544s

Looks like you broke YouTube already. What was it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHXt_Rfalqo

Scott!

trying to remember the name of a band I randomly heard from an old ILM metal poll. I think they might be Polish, blackened death metal (I think?), with a name beginning with 'A' - Asgareth or Azarath or something like that. Sorry, that's all I have...

wait, wait I got it - Azarath: Blasphemers' Malediction. And damn, it's not on Spotify

That is a phenomenal record, it has a conviction and truly pissed-off vibe that's unique. Their other releases before/after are just one or two notches lower in intensity, and immediately the magic disappears.

they're a bit too 'big' for this thread, but to me the forgotten Immolation album is Failures for Gods, which was my first, and the first two songs on this motherfucking thing are so massive.

the double-bass drum sounds like a basketball being dribbled and the guitar is pretty stank but lord, is this atmosphere oppressive as fuck. maybe I have a soft spot as I saw them on this tour, my first death metal show?

"No Jesus, No Beast", silly title = A+, and the "CAN YOU HEAR US? DEATH TO JESUS!" part rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YMtvA-DK3k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtfgHlCZ_do

taking the "doesn't smell too good" literally here, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2JBk3p0-s

Plagued with diarrheal secretions
Post-anal drip
Unable to stop the flow of fecal matter
Colostomy irrigation necessary
Colon brought to the surface of the skin
For intestinal drainage
Obsolete anus sewn closed
Remnants of my bowels flood into a bag
I have a new ass
Porthole constantly leaking
Cavity always stinking
I just long to be normal
Secrete from an open bunghole

Overflowing liquified feces
I can't keep it a secret, the evidence stains my clothes
Colostomy has a hole
I soiled myself

Lock thread

I stumbled upon Expulser's "The Unholy One".

one of the songs is called "Gore Pussy of Virgin". another is called "Fornications (at the Church)"

it's really good 90s Brazilian death metal with vocals that kinda sound like Sarcofago