tell her to meet you at the park then arrive and announce THE TREESHIP HAS LANDED!
― gr8080, Friday, 11 March 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4EzPF0r.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 21 March 2016 22:48 (eight years ago) link
I'd like to add that I hope i'm not making you feel uncomfortable or badly in any way by posting these fliers
― Lee626, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:14 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TRSein4.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 28 April 2016 11:54 (eight years ago) link
XD
― how's life, Thursday, 28 April 2016 12:30 (eight years ago) link
the girl in that shot is some vermeer-level shit
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 28 April 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link
I think this Polish pilot I'm talking to might be a bot. 50/50. Her backstory is very specific but she communicates in a botlike way.
― Treeship, Thursday, 26 May 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link
Love the bots btw.
― Treeship, Thursday, 26 May 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link
polish pilot sounds bottish already, but I guess there are actual pilots in poland so who knows
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link
trying so hard not to make the jokes here
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 26 May 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link
I think tinder bots are fascinating especially when they are plausible and uncanny. They also steal people's photos and names so there are bot versions of some of real people floating around.
― Treeship, Thursday, 26 May 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link
ime it's really easy to spot the bots
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 7 June 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link
I'm one of them!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/your-romantic-first-dates-restaurants-hate-them/2016/06/07/bf45adfc-1df5-11e6-8c7b-6931e66333e7_story.html?postshare=5121465329289247&tid=ss_fb
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link
first date at a restaurant are a no go
drinks/coffee/tea or gtfo
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link
my most frequent spot is a "gastropub," which crosses lines as surely as some of the dudes I meet
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link
lol
this metered drinking thing sounds like the me of today, as opposed to the "hell yeah let's have some drinks and see where this goes" me of yesteryear
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link
I usually had the presence of mind to make out around the corner from the establishment though, not inside
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link
Still do that. Uber helps.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link
If I wasn't so damned straight I'd be swooning
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link
Anyone can go crooked.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link
i met one girl from tinder. but it does seem like if theyre not bots (i had one bot from a charity!), then theyre so busy/distracted you cant really have a decent conversation with anyone. plus, tinder never seems to work that well on adroid, or my phone at least, so i gave up.
― StillAdvance, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 11:21 (seven years ago) link
as it's vice, this is v poorly sourced, but i wonder if it's a real phenomenon
http://www.vice.com/read/restaurants-are-changing-their-seating-thanks-to-all-your-awkward-tinder-dates-vgtrn
― goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link
it's a parasite article hanging off an actual article in the wapo (not that that is v much more legit tbh)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link
when i was using dating apps, tinder was by far the best for me
no idea how it all is now and i would dread using them now
would probably seek more conventional avenues first
got old and boring
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link
ha
http://www.latimes.com/style/laaffairs/la-hm-laaffairs-david-welby-20160614-snap-story.html
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link
i can't tell whether or not that's satire. it has to be, right?
― Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said (contenderizer), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link
I'm no sexologist, but I'm not sure Tinder is that's guy's problem.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link
idk but i laughed
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link
barf
― Nhex, Friday, 22 July 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link
https://67.media.tumblr.com/9d05e00f946031164e222c39083cbc18/tumblr_ob0udwTtaM1qgh75xo1_540.png
― 龜, Thursday, 28 July 2016 12:35 (seven years ago) link
skull_emoji.jpg x 10000
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 July 2016 12:40 (seven years ago) link
lol @ image choice
― mh, Thursday, 28 July 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link
a toy designer!?
In addition there was something I had never seen before, a message in my inbox, the first time a female had broken the ice.
this happens very rarely indeed, and when it does happen, it's not a good sign, like one time, within 5 minutes i get a message 'why I haven't messaged her yet, are your fingers broken!?'. O_o
― Ludo, Thursday, 28 July 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link
i cant stop thinking/laughing about that image, it's so perfect
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 28 July 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link
Not sure if I'm missing something, but his nightmare date is that he met up with somebody who wasn't interested in him? Why would any newspaper publish that?
― Evan R, Thursday, 28 July 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link
To protect the name of this particular female (although she doesn’t deserve it)
remarkable how these few, seemingly innocuous words reveal so much about this guy
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Friday, 29 July 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link
there's a national cheese convention in town and cheesemongers from around the country (world?) are all over Tinder
😁
― mh, Friday, 29 July 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link
This has pretty much completely displaced walking up and talking to strangers at bars and coffee shops hasn't it? I spend a ton of time at those establishments and rarely if ever do I see that happen anymore.
― calstars, Friday, 29 July 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link
who ever did that anyway? douchebags and the dim?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 July 2016 09:01 (seven years ago) link
People with a dog-eared copy of The Game.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 July 2016 09:12 (seven years ago) link
oh come on
― mh, Friday, 29 July 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link
(not an exhaustive list)
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 July 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link
drunks
― esempiu (crüt), Friday, 29 July 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link
Honestly I feel like there is this totally invented golden era of meeting strangers in public places and then having relationships with them. And phones are supposed to have killed it. But in my experience this never existed, or if it did, it wasn't golden it was mainly creepy and/or excruciating. I don't mind telling you I had a lot of girlfriends in the 90s but not a single one did I 'approach' in a coffee shop, or a subway, or a bar, or a club. Good lord! I knew them from friends, or from work, or some other setting that put each us in each other's ambit. There was a filter already, based on social circumstances, education, job, a pre-swiping that had occurred which facilitated things.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 July 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link
meeting strangers in public places and then having relationships with them
the pokemans are bringing it back, baby
― mh, Friday, 29 July 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link
It's really true
― Treeship, Friday, 29 July 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link
xxp - that lack of new friend intros would make dating almost impossible for me now if not for OKC/Tinder/etc.. Most of my friends are married/having kids (or already have teenagers in a few cases), they know other married people, there are far fewer random parties where people bring people.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 29 July 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link
Nothing good comes from dating. I had tinder for a while bc I thought I was miserable being single but after a few dates that kind of fizzled through neither party's fault I realized that nothing is worth the awkwardness of a "first date."
― Treeship, Friday, 29 July 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link
in my experience the perfect setup goes like this:
- your friend invites you for dinner- at that dinner is another friend of theirs, who is v cuet- you like each other a lot and hit it off- you then invite them over to dinner- your friend, and in fact everyone else aside from cuet friend mysteriously disappear
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 July 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link
I wish I was one of those bizarre people who were married right after college. In this scenario I work as an analyst at a hedge fund.
― Treeship, Friday, 29 July 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link