why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

pity the people who'd reflexively 'like' that one

http://i68.tinypic.com/2zjgz00.jpg

glad my butt is perfect, i was really sweating that one

glad an image on the internet complemented my butt i feel much more secure and not at all creeped out not one but

I keep reading that as "your butt lights up the room" and thinking of someone lighting their farts.

omg, seeing this one infuriated me this morning:

http://i64.tinypic.com/2myc2s0.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdlfdMOWAAAYyhw.jpg:large

idgi

me neither?

The circus is a metaphor for today's lazy kids

And the butt is a dog whistle for 2nd amendment rights

Also the sequins are radical muslimists

It's OK to fail

(Leaves more for us winners)

And the friend is really Jesus

I'd never ride bareback in a circus tbf

I am imagining Tom Petty singing "Barebackin'" to the tune "Freefallin'"

I lost the will to live some weeks back btw

And with good cause, looking at where we find ourselves non

I'd never ride bareback in a circus tbf

no glove no love, v sensible

IS THIS EVEN
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/1975178_730014743695659_1860973580_n.jpg?oh=73aeb73b5111955d297bc9dbb545cdd7&oe=5797AAEF

Owns two copies of the picture Diane Arbus took of him as a baby. #funfact

defriended a cousin this morning who shared one of the more racist ones from this pile of shit: https://www.facebook.com/TheTastelessGentlemen/

http://i63.tinypic.com/nec712.png

shut the fuck up jeff bridges

ALREADY DEAD,
MAN.

If I do as you say, what good will come of it Mr. Bridges?

Be quiet. I'm decomposing.

anyone else seen the "childhood in europe vs childhood in america" videos? i sort of agree in principle with some of it but i guess in europe the kids just play with knives and climb to the top of dead trees.

lol yeah, whole continent full of Swallows and Amazons over here

it's not always trees, sometimes it's scaffolding.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/burger-and-cries-papaw-makes-dinner-for-101930480.html

just bc someone posted this on FB. what the hell is this story, i don't even understand what is happening.

plz stop sending my cousins death threats everything is ok !!!!

feels good to be alive

pawpaw had his moment, let's move on

i think this is 10% people feeling bad for papaw and 90% people just really wanting a hamburger

not having clicked on the link, i am really loving that last post

http://i64.tinypic.com/2l8ah6p.jpg

I had to google that and here's the actual quote: "There's going to be a turning point where it's going to be like racism. You know, 'You're not allowed to say that weird s**t! It's mad! And you're making everybody crazy!'"

lol will never happen. religion is p hardwired into human consciousness.

Rubbish

http://news.yahoo.com/burger-and-cries-papaw-makes-dinner-for-101930480.html?nf=1

i feel like this was written in some foreign language called "middle american mindslurry"

Rubbish

every human culture ever has had a version of it, huh wonder why that is

xp wow, you're not kidding. check out that guy's tumblr.
http://charleswalford.tumblr.com/

let's not drive traffic to that guy's site

every human culture ever has had a version of it, huh wonder why that is

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, March 22, 2016 9:41 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

and every human culture has also had some version of a computer

i've got a computer...in my mind

A Commodore 64

https://static.ylilauta.org/files/co/orig/0h3bg7s6/COvnbQEWoAAXPKF.jpg

looks like this very smart cat has some sort of problem with religion, interesting

isn't that three reasons

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10342496_1056667517704683_4337025689393620341_n.jpg?oh=9ad08620c299edc2ac9b55827b64ab0f&oe=57919BF3&__gda__=1469122979_facb66bbdc2698eb61aa6cfaf28f0029

sorry for making a fetish out of being an incurious dullard

NV, please turn this into a macro