worst 90s song that was mentioned in the infamous "Life is a Highway" thread

no just that it says Paul Abdul

oh haha i didn't even notice that after you explained it. must be seeing phantom "a"s today.

That shitty New Kids song birthed a ton of 90s Disney crap, so I'm voting for that one.

BRC birthed actual Disney crap

lol

now imagining Billy Ray Cyrus in labor

ha!

What inspired this reminiscence of a thread from 2013?

This is probably Heart vs Styx. Both bands that have done things I like a lot, both represented by what I think are their worst songs.

I enjoy these to various degrees:

Paul Abdul - Straight Up
Extreme - Politicalamity
Alias - More Than Words Can Say
Faith No More - Epic
Aerosmith - What it Takes

Oddly, I thought that I did remember that thread well but I did not remember all of these Youtubes in it.

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She said, "Tell me are you a Christian, child?"
And I said, "Ma'am, I am tonight!"
"Because if you weren't," she said, "you should probably avoid Germantown."

"She said, 'Tell me are you Christian, child, because honestly 'Marc Cohn' sounds pretty Jewy" didn't scan all that well.

j/k about Germantown. It's just, you know, not a lot of Liberty Cabbage grown there.