why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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i think this is 10% people feeling bad for papaw and 90% people just really wanting a hamburger

qualx, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:42 (eight years ago) link

not having clicked on the link, i am really loving that last post

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Friday, 18 March 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

http://i64.tinypic.com/2l8ah6p.jpg

MaresNest, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

I had to google that and here's the actual quote: "There's going to be a turning point where it's going to be like racism. You know, 'You're not allowed to say that weird s**t! It's mad! And you're making everybody crazy!'"

everything, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

lol will never happen. religion is p hardwired into human consciousness.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:22 (eight years ago) link

Rubbish

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

http://news.yahoo.com/burger-and-cries-papaw-makes-dinner-for-101930480.html?nf=1

i feel like this was written in some foreign language called "middle american mindslurry"

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link

Rubbish

every human culture ever has had a version of it, huh wonder why that is

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

xp wow, you're not kidding. check out that guy's tumblr.
http://charleswalford.tumblr.com/

ulysses, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link

let's not drive traffic to that guy's site

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:46 (eight years ago) link

every human culture ever has had a version of it, huh wonder why that is

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, March 22, 2016 9:41 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

and every human culture has also had some version of a computer

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link

i've got a computer...in my mind

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 22:42 (eight years ago) link

A Commodore 64

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:22 (eight years ago) link

https://static.ylilauta.org/files/co/orig/0h3bg7s6/COvnbQEWoAAXPKF.jpg

qualx, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 05:48 (eight years ago) link

looks like this very smart cat has some sort of problem with religion, interesting

qualx, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 05:49 (eight years ago) link

isn't that three reasons

schlep and back trio (anagram), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 11:35 (eight years ago) link

sorry for making a fetish out of being an incurious dullard

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 11:44 (eight years ago) link

NV, please turn this into a macro

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 12:40 (eight years ago) link

isn't that three reasons

― schlep and back trio (anagram), Wednesday, March 23, 2016 11:35 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't be too hard on the little guy. cats never had computers

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link

I think one could scrape by as a freelancer by hitting the ILX random thread button, picking a thread and converting it into a wry 500 word social-observation piece.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link

hey now, don't fuck with my career

ulysses, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking "Really?" So I hit random and got The grand list of things I've never done. so there's definitely something in it, yes.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

Be sure to include a paragraph starting "If you Google..." Or "the dictionary defines..."

koogs, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

Was going for "Number 32 you won't believe!"

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

I think one could scrape by as a freelancer by hitting the ILX random thread button, picking a thread and converting it into a wry 500 word social-observation piece.

I am almost certain that this already happens, and there's been a few examples of it in the past.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 23:46 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jXj6Eq1.gif

pplains, Thursday, 24 March 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link

http://fullpopat.com/admin/images/uploaded_photos/1438322446.jpg

qualx, Thursday, 24 March 2016 01:43 (eight years ago) link

that bipartisan venn diagram isn't even...

Nhex, Thursday, 24 March 2016 04:45 (eight years ago) link

venn diagram was made by libertarians, so...

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 24 March 2016 05:00 (eight years ago) link

Why are we all talking like this...

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2016 05:02 (eight years ago) link

Trailing off is the new hashtag

Neanderthal, Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link

http://i67.tinypic.com/34zknya.jpg

Neanderthal, Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link

"There might be a bounce house at the bottom?"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:54 (eight years ago) link

humans: 'god has given you wings to fly over the highest mountain'

god: 'lol. spitting image my ass'

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link

Ya we did

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link

If we're going by who shed the most blood we should be hailing Putin right now.

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 23:25 (eight years ago) link

So that's what you'll find under a French drain.

pplains, Thursday, 31 March 2016 00:27 (eight years ago) link

Getting a BTEC Level 2 Certificate in holding up the fucking Eurasian plate was a toughie back then.

calzino, Thursday, 31 March 2016 00:45 (eight years ago) link

http://hahasforhoohas.com/

Evan, Thursday, 31 March 2016 02:52 (eight years ago) link

lol @ bleeding tommies holding up kitsch fascist dreamscape

"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 March 2016 09:18 (eight years ago) link

Being ruled by the EU looks pretty pleasant!

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 31 March 2016 11:12 (eight years ago) link

I can't even tell u how great it is

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link

EU > US congress

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 March 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

powerful image innit

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:19 (eight years ago) link

Our grandads spent literally ages making Facebook memes back in WW2 just so you could sleep safely in your bed

mirostones, Saturday, 2 April 2016 12:16 (eight years ago) link


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